JON MILLER

if this walking potato knish is celebrating, it means trouble

the thing about paid party shills like doyle is that they are forced into zero-sum thinking by their political masters. if one day, we were to wake up to perestroika level shortages in everyday food & goods… grocery store shelves just completely empty…they’d call it a W for republicans the minute dems spoke out. yes you idiot, dems have been living in hell bc the president is sitting on his ass renaming oceans n shit while clumsily conducting a war that benefits a foreign nation and fucks our economy in half. oh dems aren’t happy he’s openly giddy about the fact that he and his criminal buddies are getting rich off of this war while everyone else eats dog food in their car? or that we are left with the bag for his hideous gold ballroom? if liberals are upset about this, it’s not because they’re liberal, it’s because it’s objectively trash.

lol bro i think you need to just go take a nap. you’ll feel better, i promise

is there anything worse than when u have a sneeze buffering in the zone but it won’t come out? shits worse than edging

it’s so funny when these people try to gaslight so unsuccessfully. “oh really and WHEN did trump say there would be mass deportations hmmmm? i don’t remember that.” “right here you idiot.” *silence* not to mention it was the central theme of his campaign. are you fr right now? sorry but you have to be a little intelligent to gaslight.

and they’re just up there like “hmmm. well actually we get allergies. yea cuz of the altitude. and the lie-flat beds are the only way we can breathe. so i think there’s a law that requires you to put us in seats 1A and 1B. we wouldn’t want a repeat of what they did to us in the ‘30s!” niggas in line quietly grumbling to themselves like “idk …would it be the worst thing”

and they dont even have a specific problem. they’re just kvetching about whatever comes to fucking mind. they think the airport has hired goyim gate agents to be their butlers. first they tried to jew their way into first class. they claimed their platinum american express card entitled them to automatic first class seats even though they literally bought the cheapest basic non-refundable economy class fare with no seat assignment. meanwhile there’s a huge ass line of people behind them who legitimately need to be rebooked cuz of the weather these people probably fucking caused as they petulantly demand that the gate agent call amex on the phone to confirm. “make sure you tell them we are platinum card holders” like nigga we dgaf amex gives that shit to fucking anybody go into the amex centurion lounge at the airport, it looks like the train station at newark and i think they just started serving lean at the bar. what i know is there is no “first class guaranteed for jews no matter what they paid” benefit with the card.

the husband’s got that new money kikecore shit on… rich urban jew uniform…black designer velour sweatsuit with gold embroidery accentuating his hunchback. gucci flip-flops with the dogs out and oversized sunglasses to accommodate his beak which looks like he robbed it from a toucan on his way to the deli. cashmere yarmulke concealing his horns, gold jewels, etc. the whole shabbat shalom. and then the wife is just like a fat toad. 3’ tall hysterically stomping her feet and punctuating everything he says with a loud yiddish “oy!” “masshugennah!” “never forget!”

dude i’m at the airport behind the most obnoxious, ugly jew couple known to God. holy fuck. i’m waiting in line to speak w a gate agent, and they’re like caricatures who just broke out of auschwitz to remind the world why all of them really ought to go back.

i’ve been trying to come up with other ways to interpret this all day but come up with nothing. bro literally hit her with the “aaaand you’re jewish” 🔥 i do think the foids laughing afterward were just doing the typical woman thing where they hear a punchline and just teeheehee without knowing why

classic john doyle post. wordy, underdeveloped thesis, disparate ideas, and zero effort to connect them. if he didn’t have a face associated with his twitter, you would assume that john doyle was a foreign account with english as a second language. once you’ve finished pulling every strand of hair from your head trying to drudge through his pleonastic babble, you realize he’s really just saying “today i learned: it’s the economy, stupid!” 4 words. that’s all he needed, if any, since it’s a point conservatives have been making since the dawn of time. americans aren’t ideologues? wow someone alert the press. then he likes to nonsensically weave in his other token half-baked theories (which all seem to be resentful and bitter for some reason…) attacks on the “retard right” and their pet issues, their fondness for third world food, etc. but it doesn’t really fit here, does it? it’s as if he were rummaging through a junk-trunk filled with his many unrelated and failed ideas saying “look i was right!” hoping one will eventually resemble a correct prediction... loosely.

DEFUND THE POLICE 🐽

I’m going to become a Political Pundit, both good and bad, on the reasons these Candidates won and lost! President DONALD J. TRUMP

lmao. “AND IT WASNT BECAUSE I FIXATED ON JON HUSTEDS BIG FAT JUICY ASSS. I PROMISE IT WASNT BECAUSE WE COMMENDED THE FABULOUS DAUGHTER-RAPING MOTHER FOR HER BRAVERY. IT WASNT THE IRAN WAR NO ONE ASKED FOR. IT WASNT GAS PRICES, THE HIGHEST EVER. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? RECORD GAS PRICES. POVERTY IS THE GREATEST ITS EVER BEEN.”

WHATS UP BLUE HAIR GANG BLUE CHECK GANG BLUE CHEW GANG BONNIE BLUE GANG BLUE WAVE GANG 👏💯🌊

HOLY SHIT DEMS FLIP BOTH HOUSES 🌊

so texas is now just indians, mexicans and whites who vote like californians but dress like plumbers

sighs in cripple