JON MILLER

the way i can smell the lube and cocoa butter just from the picture

allie beth stuckey be like “it is neverrr acceptable to take your shoes off on a plane” bitch suck my dick

bronze age greeks didn’t even speak homeric greek, they spoke mycenaean greek, and then homer who was writing centuries later composed the poem using a completely different dialect. the complaint isn’t really about historicity, we just wanted a version where odysseus isn’t a total pussy and the cause of the war isn’t some sheboon bitch from sierra leone.

joshua hayes the guy whose whole shtick is being a trad man who sucks on a pipe like a giant cock says “yeah man…i want to see a version as faithful to history as possible in the original homeric greek.” lol you wouldn’t understand a word of the original greek. do you even have a college degree?

the odyssey discussion is becoming the world’s biggest chud off

for fucks sake one side hates us and the other is just retarded

they intentionally released the odyssey after the 4th of july didn’t they? since nolan’s odysseus would have been terrified of fireworks

if jake shields “loved” reading homer as a kid, well then bro has a fuck ton of explaining to do regarding how exactly we got…the jake shields of today

and don’t forget pirates of the caribbean

damn when even the tatted up feminist bitch thinks nolan’s odysseus was pathetic

wow holy fraudessey. wouldn’t surprise me one bit. he did the same thing with sloppenheimer to create the illusion that he is a good filmmaker

no bc bro the way this is literally all of the brown groypers in my group chats like you don’t even understand how accurate this is 😭

when every single skidmark on the internet right thinks the odyssey was an absolute masterpiece

point of pride is that my “bonjours”and “bonsoirs” have gotten good enough so that they start yapping at me in french and then i have to say no no no stop lmao im just kidding

chuds be like “nahhh but movie screen go boom me like”

so much this when he is right he is right

“tbh you forget all about the woke stuff because the acting is just sooo good” the acting: