JON MILLER

i like the eminem songs where he sings about putting his wife in the trunk, tying her up, and throwing her off the dock 🔥

eminem stans are so ridiculous. “the world STOPPED.” no it didn’t bro. the only thing that stopped was this song whenever it came on and everyone hit skip

even kid rock had to turn down eminem. d-list hillbilly maga rapper was like we really can’t do any better than eminem? what about that 8 year old kid on instagram who only sings about trannies and demons? https://x.com/xxl/status/2110503304660754569?s=46

dawg ts shit is so ass 😭 https://vxtwitter.com/genius/status/2110399767897366690?s=46

his shit always so cheap. him and his shills always be like “no one builds like trump, and he always comes in ahead of schedule and under budget!” yea bc they budgeted for 24-karat gold fixtures and trump instead used plywood cutouts that he spray painted gold .”

the before actually has character. sturdy, substantial stone with imperfections showing that it was made by real people and has been around for years. the after looks like a cheap plaster job done by students for the set of a high school play.

erm got what i voted for!

agent poso certainly doesn’t shy away from the tough questions!

sean spicer was lowk goated at that shit. the way he just did not give a fuck.

the timeline is so boring. i do not care about this stupid bitch press secretary. breaking news! trump hires another dumb bitch to replace the old dumb bitch who is joining the other, other dumb bitch at fox news. i will say, the new dumb bitch may be the dumbest bitch of them all but that’s not saying much. wait! but is she really a lawyer? yes, the whore dressed like the slutty secretary from a vintage porno is a very serious attorney at law. can’t you tell? when’s the last time anything informative came out of a press briefing? what’s more elucidative is how many maga shills are on the timeline claiming she’s simply brilliant and did a terrific job, which is much harder than it looks! um no? you literally just flip your hair and make shit up like all the former ones have. it is NOT hard, and these are women who have neither the brains to make it in the legal world, nor the looks to become a model. so they become MAGA…

have you ever listened in on a woman who’s working? on the phone all day line “yes…and what are we gonna do for party favors? okay marissa, you need to delegate somebody to put them under everyone’s chairs, and i need one of our team members to update me on the status of the baggies to make sure they reflect our new corporate vision of “love.” but let’s table that discussion because i need to order my uber eats. and speaking of food, we really to discuss where the team will order from on friday for the marketing department lunch because we’ll need to assign someone to coordinate the order and we do NOT want to get stuck with taco bell again.”

bitch curled up in a ball all day using the allie beth stuckey app with her girlfriends like “omg you’re on ur period too??? no way. why are like the same? such a close call so glad im not preggers.” meanwhile you’re like “uh honey the kitchen’s a mess there are dirty dishes in the sink, the trash has been full for 2 days” and she’ll tell you she’s “working.”

how about you keep your period to yourself okay bitch? you really need an app to let you know that your pussy is gushing blood? “make sure to turn notifications on so that you never miss a period!” genius. https://vxtwitter.com/conservmillen/status/2110168251711779183?s=46

they really just giving speaking tours to anybody

as if the GOP isn’t the most traitorous organization in modern american history. hamas has more honor

“well said” lmao

niggas really be saying anything for a shekel

also don’t indians write with sanskrit or hieroglyphics or some shit? so they already translated their third world gibberish script name into english. and yet no one thought to tell viveks parents after they arrived off their fucking donkey route from punjab, that hey…actually the spelling of your son’s name makes no sense. in english we don’t put an e when we really mean an a. we’d write viveighk before just having an e by itself pronounced like a totally different letter. but you might just want to spell it vivake, you know…like jake? or better yet just turn tf around and go back to your shit swamp. while you’re at it find dinesh too and take him w you along with his slut daughter. find brandon gill a nice suitable white woman not a jeet in disguise who has to bleach her skin and get weekly arm hair removal to be passing.

if i have to sit thru another tutorial on just how to say the candidate’s name. like when vivek was like “guys…its very easy, my first name rhymes with cake.” oh, of course! a cake. duhh. aside from the fact that in no language we’re familiar with does an e followed by a k make a hard a sound, there’s still the whole issue of your last name, which doesn’t exactly roll of the tongue.

voting the gop ballot feels increasingly like orderibg at an indian restaurant. when ur like “i would like the uhh…tiktiki dukipuri…err” and then you just politely smile, point, and say “this one.”