JON MILLER

it would happen a lot when like some teacher, professor, or other totally uninteresting character failed to hold my attention. and i’d be falling asleep but the dick be like okay well i’m awake asf rn nigga. now the no reason boner’s favorite posts are at airports/on planes, long drives, and then in locker rooms for some really odd reason

same tbh

okay does this bitch have zero fucking media training whatsoever? wtf is ts? hello yes hi lady, we are neck and neck here trying to take out this swarthy fucking animal shoeless joe from manali bro and you look like you just got through leadership institute’s “what should i do with my hands when i’m speaking?” breakout session at the cross creek cafe in west peachtree georgia. fucking kill me. did she go to the kyle langford school of autistic or just unprepared? holy disaster. she’s gaining ground among women voters, how?? either women are even more retarded than i imagined or they really just don’t want the show bobs and vagine candidate to win… regardless, we love you amy 😘 vote amy acton for ohio governor!

unironically i was eying that union jack chesterfield for a while from timothy oulton. i’d like to say thank you mr. boering for showing me how ghastly it is irl. it isn’t giving anglo-american sophistication, it’s giving waiting room at floyd’s 99 barbershop with millenials who own nfts and drink blantons waiting to get the macklemore haircut. bookshelves for gravitas, leather for authority, warm lighting for wisdom, all purchased from wayfair because he has none of the above. boering: a guy who wants to be seen as a statesman, an auteur, a cigar-club proprietor simultaneously but has succeeded only in looking like an upholstery catalogue. that hideous jacket? what is that “cabernet savignon”? ik in his head he looks like a serious intellectual on casual friday but in reality he just looks like a dumpy regional manager at a steakhouse chain. the dog is the most persuasive presence on the set. while every object around him screams desperately to communicate power, he alone possesses enough self-confidence to fall asleep to the tune of boering’s insufferable jewish drivel.

need to talk about this niggas performative ass disneyland set

the only way to get all green lights on the way home is when you have a text message you need to send

unironically the subtle nature of wilson’s untraditional interpretation is precisely why it’s so sinister. for instance, the very first line of the poem…yes, the definitions of “complicated man” and “man of many twists and turns” are basically identical on their face. but when you open up your translation with “mmkay ladies so let me tell you about this complicated guy” it hits a modern reader very differently than “sing to me o muse of the man of many twists and turns.” the word “complicated” is a step away from “problematic.” it’s not giving complex, rich, fascinating character. it’s signaling to the 21 year old college student that there are some red flags with this person. he’s “complicated” —that is never a good thing in 2026. and you scatter that kind of subtle coding throughout the epic, the rube says “well i don’t see no difference” but the feminist freshman walks away with a completely different understanding of the poem that bucks 2,000+ years of literary understanding.

why the fuck is yung putin passionately defending the emily fuckass wilson translation of the odyssey on x bro, did bro get married or some other such lamentable contretemps

jon millers world famous niggeroni

he looks like one of those muslim saleswomen who sells nuts on the side of the road….who need to be sharia compliant but they also wanna show that they have a fun personality and some swag, so they’ll mix their burka with like a pair of air force ones and a gucci bag, you know what i mean

bro headed to the game in a fkn dress 😭

oh yeah explain ts nigga

what is with the head shake that blacks do when they think they “spittin”. they slide their head from side to side in a most unnatural movement laterally along the frontal plane, and it’s like a rattlesnake when it hisses, you know they’re about to either jump, shoot, or steal from you. https://vxtwitter.com/kingstonbooke/status/2062607383344353516?s=46

https://x.com/basedpastortrav/status/2062617798111564224?s=46 dawg if i were still a fkn “white house correspondent,” i would have to cover ts

😁😁😁

ion even know nothing bout this bitch but i know she has a divine mandate from the american people send that shoeless bum ass back to whatever shit covered indian slum he crawled out of