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JOE LAMPTON (@joelamptonnn) Ingliz til segmentidagi kanali faol ishtirokchi. Hozirda hamjamiyat 12 722 obunachidan iborat bo'lib, Biznes toifasida 5 419-o'rinni va AQSH mintaqasida 2 854-o'rinni egallagan.
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невідомо sanasidan buyon loyiha tez o‘sib, 12 722 obunachiga ega bo‘ldi.
03 Sentabr, 2026 dagi oxirgi ma’lumotlarga ko‘ra kanal barqaror faollikka ega. Oxirgi 30 kunda obunachilar soni -16 ga, so‘nggi 24 soatda esa 1 ga o‘zgardi va umumiy qamrov yuqori darajada qolmoqda.
- Tasdiqlash holati: Tasdiqlanmagan
- Jalb etish (ER): Auditoriya o‘rtacha 11.27% darajada jalb etiladi. Nashrdan keyingi dastlabki 24 soatda kontent odatda umumiy obunachilar sonining 7.35% ini tashkil etuvchi reaksiyalarni to‘playdi.
- Post qamrovi: Har bir post o‘rtacha 1 435 marta ko‘riladi; birinchi sutkada odatda 936 ta ko‘rish yig‘iladi.
- Reaksiyalar va o‘zaro ta’sir: Auditoriya faol: har bir postga o‘rtacha 68 ta reaksiya keladi.
- Tematik yo‘nalishlar: Kontent webcam, lil, bi*ch, mom, wh*re kabi asosiy mavzularga jamlangan.
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Yuqori yangilanish chastotasi (oxirgi ma’lumot 04 Sentabr, 2026 da olingan) sababli kanal doimo dolzarb va katta qamrovli bo‘lib qoladi. Analitika auditoriya kontent bilan faol hamkorlik qilishini, uni Biznes toifasidagi muhim ta’sir nuqtasiga aylantirishini ko‘rsatadi.
Ma'lumot yuklanmoqda...
| Sana | Obunachilarni jalb qilish | Esdaliklar | Kanallar | |
| 04 Sentabr | +1 | |||
| 03 Sentabr | +8 | |||
| 02 Sentabr | +4 | |||
| 01 Sentabr | +13 |
| 2 | Matn yo'q... | 892 |
| 3 | There's people who are depressed because they DID TOO MUCH and people who are depressed because THEY DIDN'T DO ENOUGH
Your dad's some worm that comes back from work, looks around, opens a bottle of wine and regrets not taking enough chances
"WHAT IF I STARTED THAT BUSINESS"
"WHAT IF I CHEATED ON YOUR MOM MORE"
"WHY DIDN'T I PARTICIPATE IN THAT ROBBERY IN 1996, I WOULD'VE BEEN WEALTHY NOW FUCKKKKKK"
Smurk is depressed because he opted for the opposite approach, plotted murders and was acting TOO RECKLESS, sits in his cell right now thinking of all the times he broke India Royale's heart, questioning himself for keeping so many low IQ goons around, dissapointed because that he didn't listen to his white billionaire acquittances that told him to stop being a street nigga once he blew up
Everyone's depressed, some for exaggerating and some for being too cautious. | 1 083 |
| 4 | Tyson feeling like hanging himself, depressed
Your uncle drinking 20 bottles because his wife divorced him, depressed
You end up there sooner or later at least DIE because you used to feel immortal and untouchable like Tyson don’t die like the uncle struggling to buy cigarettes without no massive highs in his resume 😹😹 | 1 061 |
| 5 | Everyone I ever met from the biggest worm to the most successful person had periods when he felt like a failure, felt like going back to sleep after waking up, felt like ordering McDonalds eating it and sleeping 12 hours
Guys who used to make 300k per month that lost their winning streak and went back to 20k - depressed
Guys who never made it and were always working jobs - depressed
Guys who were dumped by some 9/10 ruthless whore - depressed
Guys who are incels and never fucked baddies - depressed
EDEN HAZARD depressed cause he was "Messi" in 2012 then ended up retiring too soon and people forgot him
Tyson crying in the podcast saying he misses the good old days when he'd anihilate opponents, disappointed that now he's pussy
You end up there anyway at least be depressed with good memories. Die in shotout like Von not because some rock randomly fell from the sky and crushed your skull.
HOW YOU END UP DEPRESSED AND HOW YOU DIE matters. | 956 |
| 6 | Realistically you can be depressed no matter what you do
Lil Durk and Tate are depressed in jail right now reminiscing on the glory days
You dad is depressed cause he can barely pay the bills and that "the taxes" are too high
Some whore in LA is depressed she can't find true love and that she sucked 322 dicks
Some wife is depressed her man's cheating on her, spending his salary on a whore and that she has to raise kids alone, struggling
Everyone ends up wanting to hang himself at some point at least have good stories )))))))))))))) | 912 |
| 7 | When I was 15 I had to repeat the 8th grade in a new school because I was retarded. Another kid, who was basically my soldier at that time, was in the same situation.
What was interesting is that, when he went to his new schoo,l he'd tell the kids, "I have to repeat the 8th grade because I WAS AWAY IN ITALY WITH MY FAMILY", some shitty excuse. He didn't wanna own the wrongdoings and mistakes. He felt embarassed and didn't want the new kids to know.
On the other hand, I was very open about the situation, telling the new kids exactly what happened, and I continued having the same attitude with little adjustments. This was good because I befriended the cool people and was getting my dick sucked by my classmate (who was a whore with a body count of 20 at 15)
Anyway, what was interesting about this friend of mine is that he tried to change and to be "a better person"
Fast forward, when I met him again he was working at Bershka in the mall. He was 21. I was embarrassed to talk to him. Imagine, I was running webcam studios at that time, surrounded by some whores, pushing a Benz and having fun while he was folding T-shirts.
Because society told him to be "a good citizen," he ended up some cuck in the corporations. It was crazy that they even managed to brainwash him and he was saying stuff like, "If I stay here I will go from 800 euros per month to 1,200 euros next year!" I felt bad for him because he was tall, skinny and handsome, the type of person you'd call a "Chad" in today's terms.
Unfortunately his mind didn't match the looks, so he's somewhere struggling to pay the bills.
Anyway, moral of the story:
1. In life you have to own what you did and how you are
2. Refuse to become a worm, no matter what others say to you or what happens. Otherwise you'll end up depressed. | 921 |
| 8 | 99% of women never lived by the theories they talk about or the things they say to you or express publicly
A bitch says to you that she "wants to be spoiled and that she deserves EVERYTHING" then when you check WHO ACTUALLY FUCKER HER it's some people that took her on a date and gave her cocaine afterwards, some short guy, some guy who took her on car drives, another guy she met in a social circle and fucked after spending $81 on wine etc.
It's a big discrepancy between her fantasies and WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED
All the bitches re-post IDEALISTING REALITIES and talk about FANTASIES
"I WOULD NEVER ACCEPT CHEATING"
"I WOULD NEVER ACCEPT VIOLENCE"
And if you'd actually talk to her ex's she accepted all these things and got humbled ))))))))))) | 919 |
| 9 | Lion and bears aren’t lazy they’re focusing on HIGH ROI stuff - just like humans who matter do
Bear and lion “lazy” focusing on food, territory, mating
Someone truly successful is focusing on similar shit
While some lil slave does 1000 tasks and gets a sense of false productivity but in the end he’s still struggling ))) | 936 |
| 10 | You can print a lot of cash with a small number of models working for your agency, you don’t necessarily need A LOT OF MODELS
What you definitely need is THE CORRECT INFORMATION & GAMEPLAN
Dm @joelampton for details about webcam | 963 |
| 11 | The thing with bad habits and vices is that they make sense IN CERTAIN SITUATIONS
I played a lot UFC on the Playstation with bitches or Fifa and Call of Duty with friends
But the nuance is very important "with bitches", "with friends"
Most people substitute socialisation with video games - this is what actually makes them weird and what makes this habit a waste of time
In the scenarios I mentioned, it actually made sense to do it
Instead of fucking a nympho bitch the 6th time you play a lil bit of UFC to give her some attention then go back to your tasks
Instead of sitting at the table talking about business and life you talk the same shit while playing Real Madrid vs PSG
What's fucked up is when you waste 6 hours per day on this, playing with random worms from the internet while not making no money out of it and not socialising. | 1 170 |
| 12 | Life isn't fair at all especially for women
Born beautiful with good genetics? Men simp for you since you’re a child and you're breaking hearts left and right
Born with a lil bit of double chin and asymmetry? Men dump you after sex and rich guys never take you into consideration for a relationship, seeing you as someone who is “NOT ENOUGH”
Born with “aristocrat” parents? You can waste time being stupid, annoying men, not having to move a finger for that expensive handbag because you have everything you need BY DEFAULT
Born some frog from small cities with working class wormy parents? Gotta suck dick left and right and get thrown out of penthouses constituently until MAYBE ONE DAY you hit the jackpot and find some American to love you and give you money. | 1 239 |
| 13 | If you study hard, get a job, never break laws, respect everyone, your family is proud of you and you're the type of person that's super likeable - you'll end up a worm drained by tasks, depressed, unsatisfied, watching movies about crazy life stories you'll never live, listening to songs about shit you'll never get to experience, scrolling on IG watching 19 year old whores lapping you and spending more cash in a weekend than you make in 6 months.
Gotta move more aggressively, get more haters and take "unpopular" routes to avoid the pain of being some lil powerless worm in the soil. | 1 304 |
| 14 | People think being degenerate is a lifestyle INVENTED recently but it's not the case
Women were always hoes especially amongst the aristocrats and rich ppl
Ex.
Napoleon's bitch, Josephine was fucking ppl. He married her on 9 March 1796 then 2 days later he left for the Italian campaign. She quickly began an affair with Hippolyte Charles. She even brought him along when she finally joined Napoleon in Italy ))))
Napoleon's sister was also a whore. Pauline Bonaparte had multiple lovers during both of her marriages, including while in Haiti with her first husband.
Rich ppl were degenerate even in Ancient Rome. For example Valeria Messalina, third wife of Claudius. Ancient writers wrote that she had numerous lovers and did palace orgies. What's even MORE FUCKED UP is that Empress Messalina also challenged Rome’s most famous prostitute to a contest to see who could take on more men in a night. Messalina won after she fucked 25 men.
Even in "conservative" places like Russia, in the 18th century, Catherine the Great took on over 20 men in the span of a few years after Peter III was murdered.
The only pure people throughout history were the poor because they were struggling to pay the bills and survive and they actually took religion and "marriage" seriously.
The niggas with money and power had too much free time so they wasted it on falling in love, being jealous, fucking, cheating and doing fantasies.
Think of it son. | 1 276 |
| 15 | When a woman truly loves she doesn’t care about other men
This being said, this is the case only in CERTAIN PARTS OF THE RELATIONSHIP
In the beginning, all women still live life like they're single, first few months it's not REAL YET, they don't actually LOVE YOU: some ex's are still lurking around, she's still susceptible of replying to people, laughs when men approach her in social situations etc.
Then, in the middle of the relationship girls are usually loyal.... (unless you break up temporarily and they might reply to men or even suck a lil dick for "revenge")
And finally, in the end, they're living like they're single again, they just keep you around until they fall in love with someone else.
Now, if you're not an idiot, you should do the same and a lil bit more. The extra more is that you need to be single EVEN IN THE MIDDLE ))))) Surprise the bitch - she sucked 4 dicks in 4 years, but you fucked 89 women and also had 3 other relationships while being with her.
never let a woman OUTWORK YOU. | 1 197 |
| 16 | One of the details that build your aura and improve your vibration is disrespecting women, having bitches chase you and do stuff for you
This increases your ego and confidence, which you can then utilise in other areas of life in order to succeed
"Slaves," women that suffer, women that love you.... they improve your vibration the most
If you think of it, this is also why attractive women have aura
Some entrepreneur buying them shit, another worm ACTUALLY being hurt crying in his room because she sucked dick, 2 ex boyfriends STILL CALLING HER when they're high
etc. etc.
Women have big egos because certain men suffered, worshipped them, chase them
You will also have a big ego and aura once you've hurt the girls that many other men masturbate thinking of, would do anything to be with them, would pay allowances to keep them around
Don't tell anyone that I told you this. | 1 145 |
| 17 | Guys, I made a video about how to hire your first Stricphat model with META ADS & how to take her to over 30.000 dollars in 60 days
It's a boring video if you're not interested in webcam agencies and webcam models so skip it if you're doing other businesses or if you wanna stay poor
Have a great day.
https://youtu.be/Y2XRWuz2Hzc | 1 139 |
| 18 | 100%
Only the worms struggling sit there and analyse
"WOW IM IN THIS RESTAURANT WONDER HOW MUCH MONEY THEY MAKING"
"WOWWWW WHATS THE TAXES THAT THIS CLUB IS PAYING!?!?"
People who are rich as fuck talk about pussy, who they cheated on their wife with, who they gangbanged ))))))
U always hear "YEAH I KNOW HER LOOK" and he takes his phone out and presents the gang bang he did with the bitch that the other person mentioned / the bitch sitting 3 tables to the right. | 1 194 |
| 19 | Most of the time
HOW YOU GOT A BITCH IS HOW OTHERS WILL GET HER TOO
You're handsome, broke and fucked because you're attractive - she fucks for peanuts with handsome broke guys and will continue doing it, it's her MODUS OPERANDI. Might get "cold approached" at the mall by a personal trainer and fuck ))))
you're fucked cuz you were some WALLET spoiling a bitch, you're A BOSS - she fucks other "bosses" sooner or later, she likes this type of people
You fucked cuz you were a party person giving the whore cocaine, tables in the club and molly - other junkies like you will also fuck
YOu fucked cuz you're popular - that's one of her sensibilities, other popular people will fuck too. That's why u see those US rappers fucking the same bitches, the bitches have a sweet spot for that type of men. | 1 209 |
| 20 | Another time I fucked a girl on a Saturday then caught COVID and didn’t go out the next weekend, the girl said “Oh no problem I’ll also stay at home”. Then another bitch I used to fuck texts me “Hey I was in the bathroom with this girl we were sniffing cocaine and she she’s dating you”. IT WAS THE GIRL WHO “wasn’t going out” )))) She couldn’t ABSTAIN FROM THE PARTY.
People make fun of Clav because they live in the laptops and don’t understand the dynamics of the nightlife and of dating in general.
Because you never had status money and free time and didnt waste years in the game it’s a big discrepancy between your beliefs and WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS ))))
You think if you’re “successful” you are immune to certain things - but it’s not the case
I remember in 2022, Tate was traveling non stop and barely came back to Romania
All the girls he used to fuck in 2021 and go out with him continued going out, fucking other people - I was seeing them all the time
Nobody was CRYING AT HOME “WOWWW THESE TALL MULTI MILLIONAIRES LEFTTTT I WILL WAIT FOR THEM AT HOME TO COME BACK !!!!!!!!!"
And then THE SAME HAPPENED TO ME, when I got arrested for like 4 months, all the girls I used to go out with - got redistributed to OTHER TABLES, continuing their journey of being whores
It’s how life works. You gotta CHARGE IT TO THE GAME.
Only a small percentage of the women you have sex with ACTUALLY love you and care about you as a person or are GENUIENLY ATTRACTED no matter what happens. | 1 164 |
