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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 An estimated 1.5 million Americans are projected to take off work for the release of GTA 6 this year. @Remarks

JUST IN: Senior citizens officially outnumber young children worldwide for the first time in human history. @BRICSNews

Google plans to restrict side-loading in 120 days If you're not on GrapheneOS, you're fooked

🇪🇪🇮🇳 Indian scammers tricked the Estonian Defense Minister into sending them €70 million for the production of artillery shells to Ukraine. The Defense Minister Hanno Pevkur resigns after the incident Estonia had transferred around €70 million in advance payments to an Italian company for ammunition meant for Ukraine Turns out, the Italian firm was a shell — fronting for an Indian business family @Megatron_ron

Teaching kids how crypto works

Now that we have it under U.S.A. control, should we change the name Hormuz Strait to TRUMP STRAIT??? Like America itself, it would be “hotter” than ever before! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP

Foid explains foids and why they should be in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant

🇺🇸🇹🇭⚡️- BREAKING: Thai authorities are cracking down on prostitutes in Pattaya before American sailors on the USS Lincoln arrive, amid fears that their arrival could lead to an outbreak of sexually transmitted diseases. It is reported that Secretary of War Pete Hegseth will personally check each sailor's testosterone levels before and after their arrival in Thailand.