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If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

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Mum, did you want a boy or a girl? I just wanted to tie my shoelaces. 🤓 https://weird-jokes.com/

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I've read all of Stephen King's books. The hardest part was sneaking into his house.

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Reverse cowgirl, so she can watch the news.

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When life gives you lemons, you’ll probably just die because you can’t survive on just lemonade. https://weird-jokes.com/

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My daughter asked for a cat for her birthday. Usually we have chicken, but whatever makes her happy. 🤓 https://weird-jokes.com/

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I don't have any bad habits. I am good at all of them.

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I may not go down in history but on you? Absolutely. https://weird-jokes.com/

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Tomorrow is a new day to avoid doing that shit you avoid doing today. https://weird-jokes.com/

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People will love you, you just need to die first. 🤓 https://weird-jokes.com/

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When I met my wife I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.

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The only kind of loan I want is a leave me a loan. https://weird-jokes.com/

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I am worried that I don't worry enough. https://weird-jokes.com/

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Great minds fuck each other. 🤓 https://weird-jokes.com/

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Don't bite the hand that fingers you or whatever the saying is. #ChineseArtMemes

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My wife said we need to cut back on expenses, so i went to dinner without her. https://weird-jokes.com/

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I'm not a taxidermist but I can stuff your beaver. https://weird-jokes.com/

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My doctor told me my prostate was good. I was deeply touched. https://weird-jokes.com/

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My kids treat me like a god. They ignore my existence unless they need something. https://weird-jokes.com/

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At the risk of offending my fans, I finally bought an air conditioner. https://weird-jokes.com/