Weird Jokes & Memes

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

Mum, did you want a boy or a girl? I just wanted to tie my shoelaces. 🤓 https://weird-jokes.com/

I've read all of Stephen King's books. The hardest part was sneaking into his house.

Reverse cowgirl, so she can watch the news.

When life gives you lemons, you’ll probably just die because you can’t survive on just lemonade.  https://weird-jokes.com/

My daughter asked for a cat for her birthday. Usually we have chicken, but whatever makes her happy. 🤓 https://weird-jokes.com/

I don't have any bad habits. I am good at all of them.

I may not go down in history but on you? Absolutely.  https://weird-jokes.com/

Tomorrow is a new day to avoid doing that shit you avoid doing today.  https://weird-jokes.com/

People will love you, you just need to die first. 🤓 https://weird-jokes.com/

When I met my wife I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.

The only kind of loan I want is a leave me a loan.  https://weird-jokes.com/

I am worried that I don't worry enough.  https://weird-jokes.com/

Great minds fuck each other. 🤓 https://weird-jokes.com/

Don't bite the hand that fingers you or whatever the saying is. #ChineseArtMemes

My wife said we need to cut back on expenses, so i went to dinner without her.  https://weird-jokes.com/

I'm not a taxidermist but I can stuff your beaver. https://weird-jokes.com/

My doctor told me my prostate was good. I was deeply touched.  https://weird-jokes.com/

My kids treat me like a god. They ignore my existence unless they need something. https://weird-jokes.com/

At the risk of offending my fans, I finally bought an air conditioner.  https://weird-jokes.com/