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Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.
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Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
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Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says, "how do you drive this thing?"
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Dad died because he couldn't remember his blood type. I will never forget his last words. Be positive.
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My New Years resolution is to stop leaving things so late.
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“Hold on, I have something in my shoe” “I’m pretty sure it’s a foot”
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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
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If you want a job in the moisturizer industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily.
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Did you hear about the cheese who saved the world? It was Legend-dairy!
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Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!
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How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed? Your head hits the ceiling!
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Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bay-gulls!
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What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the two S’s.
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How come the stadium got hot after the game? Because all of the fans left.
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Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water. I said "Well dam"
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I'd like to start a diet, but I've got too much on my plate right now.
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