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Without geometry life is pointless. ➡️ @DailyDadJokes

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Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Patient: Good news please. Doctor: we're naming a disease after you. ➡️ @DailyDadJokes

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How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive West. ➡️ @DailyDadJokes

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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man. ➡️ @DailyDadJokes

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"Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut." ➡️ @DailyDadJokes

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Did you hear about the submarine industry? It really took a dive... ➡️ @DailyDadJokes

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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire. ➡️ @DailyDadJokes

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I don't trust sushi, there's something fishy about it. ➡️ @DailyDadJokes

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This furniture store keeps emailing me, all I wanted was one night stand! ➡️ @DailyDadJokes

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Why does Waldo only wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted. ➡️ @DailyDadJokes

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If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down, do you think it's stumped? ➡️ @DailyDadJokes

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What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays. ➡️ @DailyDadJokes

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I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink. Now I’m in hospital, waiting to be seen. ➡️ @DailyDadJokes

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What do you call a female snake. misssssssss ➡️ @DailyDadJokes

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Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band. ➡️ @DailyDadJokes

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Where do cats write notes? Scratch Paper! ➡️ @DailyDadJokes

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As I get older, I think of all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't such a good idea. ➡️ @DailyDadJokes

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What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine. ➡️ @DailyDadJokes

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A boy dug three holes in the yard. When his mother saw, she exclaimed: "well, well, well" ➡️ @DailyDadJokes

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What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles. ➡️ @DailyDadJokes