Daily Dad Jokes Channel

I invented a new word! Plagiarism! ➡️ @DailyDadJokes

A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that's the last thing I need. ➡️ @DailyDadJokes

What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep? Matt. ➡️ @DailyDadJokes

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid? Neither did he. ➡️ @DailyDadJokes

What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue. ➡️ @DailyDadJokes

Child: Dad, make me a sandwich. Dad: Poof! You're a sandwich. ➡️ @DailyDadJokes

What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand... ➡️ @DailyDadJokes

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk? Ketchup. ➡️ @DailyDadJokes

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts. ➡️ @DailyDadJokes

You can't run through a camp site. You can only ran, because it's past tents. ➡️ @DailyDadJokes

Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day. ➡️ @DailyDadJokes

I knew i shouldn’t have ate that seafood. Because now i’m feeling a little… Eel ➡️ @DailyDadJokes

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint. ➡️ @DailyDadJokes

The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, "This changes everything" ➡️ @DailyDadJokes

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste. ➡️ @DailyDadJokes

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk. ➡️ @DailyDadJokes

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ➡️ @DailyDadJokes

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. ➡️ @DailyDadJokes

A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’ ➡️ @DailyDadJokes

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop! ➡️ @DailyDadJokes