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The sickest, rudest, most offensive, inappropriate & politically incorrect jokes — we've got them all!

📈 Analytical overview of Telegram channel Sickipedia

Channel Sickipedia (@sickipedia) in the English language segment is an active participant. Currently, the community unites 12 892 subscribers, ranking 3 818 in the Humor & Entertainment category and 3 308 in the USA region.

📊 Audience metrics and dynamics

Since its creation on невідомо, the project has demonstrated rapid growth, gathering an audience of 12 892 subscribers.

According to the latest data from 10 September, 2025, the channel demonstrates stable activity. Although there has been a change in the number of participants by -90 over the last 30 days and by 0 over the last 24 hours, overall reach remains high.

Verification status: Not verified
Engagement rate (ER): The average audience engagement rate is 0%. Within the first 24 hours after publication, content typically collects N/A% reactions from the total number of subscribers.
Post reach: On average, each post receives 0 views. Within the first day, a publication typically gains 0 views.
Reactions and interaction: The audience actively supports content: the average number of reactions per post is 0.
Thematic interests: Content is focused on key topics such as wordplay, joke, blonde, husband, jar.

📝 Description and content policy

The author describes the resource as a platform for expressing subjective opinions:
“The sickest, rudest, most offensive, inappropriate & politically incorrect jokes — we've got them all!”

Thanks to the high frequency of updates (latest data received on 11 September, 2025), the channel maintains relevance and a high level of publication reach. Analytics show that the audience actively interacts with content, making it an important point of influence in the Humor & Entertainment category.

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I bought my wife a mood ring, it turns black when she’s annoyed. Not sure if it turns any other colors. #other@Sickipedia

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Programmer: "Honey, you're my number one..." Wife: "Oh, really!? Well who's your number zero, you cheating bastard!?" #other@Sickipedia

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What do you call a bunch of cucumbers in a row? "Queuecumbers". #wordplay@Sickipedia

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Just opened 3 birthday cards and so far I have 80 bucks. I love being a postman. #other@Sickipedia

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Bloke went to the doctor with a problem with his testicles. He said “The problem is that one of my testicles is bigger than the other two”. #sexandshit@Sickipedia

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I've got a Jehovah's Witnesses advent calendar. Every time you open a door, someone tells you to fuck off. #religion@Sickipedia

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Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? A: Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation. #wordplay@Sickipedia

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I met a girl at the bar and she said she will be happy to show me a good time. When we got out, she ran the 100 metres in less than 13 seconds. #wordplay@Sickipedia

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Went to Thailand and got with 2 prostitutes. It was like I'd won the lottery. We had 6 matching balls. #wordplay@Sickipedia

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, and insomniac and an agnostic? Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there's a dog... #wordplay@Sickipedia

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I asked a person with a cold to give me an example of something they wear on their feet. They said: A SHOEEEE!!!! #wordplay@Sickipedia

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Whenever I attend a funeral I don’t know what to do…. My friend suggests: Just say “sorry for your loss and move on” Apparently, I wasn’t supposed to say move on. #wordplay@Sickipedia

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My sewing instructor said that I’m the worst student she has ever seen… ..Oops. Wrong thread! #wordplay@Sickipedia

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30 to 39 year olds have sex around 86 times per year averagely Guess I’ll be super lucky in March:) #oldbutgold@Sickipedia

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When I was in college, I used to clean my roommate’s room, and he used to clean mine. We were maid for each other. #wordplay@Sickipedia

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I took an elevator up to the eleventh floor for a meeting. As I got out, the operator said "Have a good day, son." "Don't call me son," I said. "You're not my dad." He scratched his head, "No, but I brought you up, didn't I?" After my meeting, I got back on the elevator to go back down, and the same operator was there. I said nothing to him, but when we got to the ground floor, he said to me, "I'm sorry." "Because you thought you were my dad?" I asked him. He shook his head. "No, son, because I let you down." #wordplay@Sickipedia

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Judge says "Before I pass sentence, is there any statement the guilty party wishes to make?" "Fuck all," grunts the villain. "What was that?" asks the judge. Counsel for the defence: "My client said 'fuck all', my lord" "No, he certainly said something," says the judge, "I saw his lips move." #wordplay@Sickipedia

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What did the dad reply to the mom who said "I've had enough, I'm selling my kid on eBay"? "Don't be silly. You made him, so sell him on Etsy." #other@Sickipedia

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Did you hear about the girl who ate only plants? You probably never heard of herbivore. #wordplay@Sickipedia

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Wife just phoned her husband and the conversation went like this:- Wife: "You know that Gladiator movie that I got you?" Husband: "Yeah." Wife: "Well, wind it forward one hour, 16 mins and 28 seconds." Husband: "Right... I've done that"... Wife: "OK, you see the Gladiator at the front fighting the Lion?" Husband: "I can see that, yeah." Wife: "OK, well, just behind him, there are two Gladiators having a sword fight with each other". Husband: "Okay, yeah, I see them." Wife: "Well, behind those two, on the left hand side of the screen, there's a Gladiator holding a spear". Husband: "Yes...! I can see him".. Wife: "Right..!... Those are the Sandals I want for my Birthday" #other@Sickipedia