Sickipedia
Kanalga Telegram’da o‘tish
The sickest, rudest, most offensive, inappropriate & politically incorrect jokes — we've got them all!
Ko'proq ko'rsatish📈 Telegram kanali Sickipedia analitikasi
Sickipedia (@sickipedia) Ingliz til segmentidagi kanali faol ishtirokchi. Hozirda hamjamiyat 12 892 obunachidan iborat bo'lib, Hazil & Muvofiqiyat toifasida 3 818-o'rinni va AQSH mintaqasida 3 308-o'rinni egallagan.
📊 Auditoriya ko‘rsatkichlari va dinamika
невідомо sanasidan buyon loyiha tez o‘sib, 12 892 obunachiga ega bo‘ldi.
10 Sentabr, 2025 dagi oxirgi ma’lumotlarga ko‘ra kanal barqaror faollikka ega. Oxirgi 30 kunda obunachilar soni -90 ga, so‘nggi 24 soatda esa 0 ga o‘zgardi va umumiy qamrov yuqori darajada qolmoqda.
- Tasdiqlash holati: Tasdiqlanmagan
- Jalb etish (ER): Auditoriya o‘rtacha 0% darajada jalb etiladi. Nashrdan keyingi dastlabki 24 soatda kontent odatda umumiy obunachilar sonining N/A% ini tashkil etuvchi reaksiyalarni to‘playdi.
- Post qamrovi: Har bir post o‘rtacha 0 marta ko‘riladi; birinchi sutkada odatda 0 ta ko‘rish yig‘iladi.
- Reaksiyalar va o‘zaro ta’sir: Auditoriya faol: har bir postga o‘rtacha 0 ta reaksiya keladi.
- Tematik yo‘nalishlar: Kontent wordplay, joke, blonde, husband, jar kabi asosiy mavzularga jamlangan.
📝 Tavsif va kontent siyosati
Muallif resursni shaxsiy fikrni ifoda etish maydoni sifatida ta’riflaydi:
“The sickest, rudest, most offensive, inappropriate & politically incorrect jokes — we've got them all!”
Yuqori yangilanish chastotasi (oxirgi ma’lumot 11 Sentabr, 2025 da olingan) sababli kanal doimo dolzarb va katta qamrovli bo‘lib qoladi. Analitika auditoriya kontent bilan faol hamkorlik qilishini, uni Hazil & Muvofiqiyat toifasidagi muhim ta’sir nuqtasiga aylantirishini ko‘rsatadi.
12 892
Obunachilar
Ma'lumot yo'q24 soatlar
-267 kun
-9030 kun
Postlar arxiv
12 892
I bought my wife a mood ring, it turns black when she’s annoyed.
Not sure if it turns any other colors.
#other@Sickipedia
12 892
Programmer: "Honey, you're my number one..."
Wife: "Oh, really!? Well who's your number zero, you cheating bastard!?"
#other@Sickipedia
12 892
What do you call a bunch of cucumbers in a row?
"Queuecumbers".
#wordplay@Sickipedia
12 892
Just opened 3 birthday cards and so far I have 80 bucks.
I love being a postman.
#other@Sickipedia
12 892
Bloke went to the doctor with a problem with his testicles.
He said “The problem is that one of my testicles is bigger than the other two”.
#sexandshit@Sickipedia
12 892
I've got a Jehovah's Witnesses advent calendar.
Every time you open a door, someone tells you to fuck off.
#religion@Sickipedia
12 892
Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A: Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
#wordplay@Sickipedia
12 892
I met a girl at the bar and she said she will be happy to show me a good time.
When we got out, she ran the 100 metres in less than 13 seconds.
#wordplay@Sickipedia
12 892
Went to Thailand and got with 2 prostitutes. It was like I'd won the lottery.
We had 6 matching balls.
#wordplay@Sickipedia
12 892
What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, and insomniac and an agnostic?
Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there's a dog...
#wordplay@Sickipedia
12 892
I asked a person with a cold to give me an example of something they wear on their feet.
They said: A SHOEEEE!!!!
#wordplay@Sickipedia
12 892
Whenever I attend a funeral I don’t know what to do….
My friend suggests:
Just say “sorry for your loss and move on”
Apparently, I wasn’t supposed to say move on.
#wordplay@Sickipedia
12 892
My sewing instructor said that I’m the worst student she has ever seen…
..Oops. Wrong thread!
#wordplay@Sickipedia
12 892
30 to 39 year olds have sex around 86 times per year averagely
Guess I’ll be super lucky in March:)
#oldbutgold@Sickipedia
12 892
When I was in college, I used to clean my roommate’s room, and he used to clean mine.
We were maid for each other.
#wordplay@Sickipedia
12 892
I took an elevator up to the eleventh floor for a meeting. As I got out, the operator said "Have a good day, son."
"Don't call me son," I said. "You're not my dad."
He scratched his head, "No, but I brought you up, didn't I?"
After my meeting, I got back on the elevator to go back down, and the same operator was there. I said nothing to him, but when we got to the ground floor, he said to me, "I'm sorry."
"Because you thought you were my dad?" I asked him.
He shook his head. "No, son, because I let you down."
#wordplay@Sickipedia
12 892
Judge says "Before I pass sentence, is there any statement the guilty party wishes to make?"
"Fuck all," grunts the villain.
"What was that?" asks the judge.
Counsel for the defence: "My client said 'fuck all', my lord"
"No, he certainly said something," says the judge, "I saw his lips move."
#wordplay@Sickipedia
12 892
What did the dad reply to the mom who said "I've had enough, I'm selling my kid on eBay"?
"Don't be silly. You made him, so sell him on Etsy."
#other@Sickipedia
12 892
Did you hear about the girl who ate only plants?
You probably never heard of herbivore.
#wordplay@Sickipedia
12 892
Wife just phoned her husband and the conversation went like this:-
Wife: "You know that Gladiator movie that I got you?"
Husband: "Yeah."
Wife: "Well, wind it forward one hour, 16 mins and 28 seconds."
Husband: "Right... I've done that"...
Wife: "OK, you see the Gladiator at the front fighting the Lion?"
Husband: "I can see that, yeah."
Wife: "OK, well, just behind him, there are two Gladiators having a sword fight with each other".
Husband: "Okay, yeah, I see them."
Wife: "Well, behind those two, on the left hand side of the screen, there's a Gladiator holding a spear".
Husband: "Yes...! I can see him"..
Wife: "Right..!...
Those are the Sandals I want for my Birthday"
#other@Sickipedia
