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The sickest, rudest, most offensive, inappropriate & politically incorrect jokes — we've got them all!
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کانال Sickipedia (@sickipedia) در بخش زبانی انگلیسی بازیگری فعال است. در حال حاضر جامعه شامل 12 892 مشترک است و جایگاه 3 818 را در دسته شوخی و سرگرمی و رتبه 3 308 را در منطقه الولايات المتحدة الأمريكية دارد.
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بر اساس آخرین دادهها در تاریخ 10 سپتامبر, 2025، کانال فعالیت پایداری دارد. در ۳۰ روز گذشته تغییر اعضا برابر -90 و در ۲۴ ساعت گذشته برابر 0 بوده و همچنان دسترسی گستردهای حفظ شده است.
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“The sickest, rudest, most offensive, inappropriate & politically incorrect jokes — we've got them all!”
به لطف بهروزرسانیهای پرتکرار (آخرین داده در تاریخ 11 سپتامبر, 2025)، کانال همواره بهروز و دارای دسترسی بالاست. تحلیلها نشان میدهد مخاطبان بهطور فعال با محتوا تعامل دارند و آن را به نقطه اثرگذاری مهم در دسته شوخی و سرگرمی تبدیل کردهاند.
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I bought my wife a mood ring, it turns black when she’s annoyed.
Not sure if it turns any other colors.
#other@Sickipedia
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Programmer: "Honey, you're my number one..."
Wife: "Oh, really!? Well who's your number zero, you cheating bastard!?"
#other@Sickipedia
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What do you call a bunch of cucumbers in a row?
"Queuecumbers".
#wordplay@Sickipedia
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Just opened 3 birthday cards and so far I have 80 bucks.
I love being a postman.
#other@Sickipedia
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Bloke went to the doctor with a problem with his testicles.
He said “The problem is that one of my testicles is bigger than the other two”.
#sexandshit@Sickipedia
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I've got a Jehovah's Witnesses advent calendar.
Every time you open a door, someone tells you to fuck off.
#religion@Sickipedia
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Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A: Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
#wordplay@Sickipedia
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I met a girl at the bar and she said she will be happy to show me a good time.
When we got out, she ran the 100 metres in less than 13 seconds.
#wordplay@Sickipedia
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Went to Thailand and got with 2 prostitutes. It was like I'd won the lottery.
We had 6 matching balls.
#wordplay@Sickipedia
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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, and insomniac and an agnostic?
Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there's a dog...
#wordplay@Sickipedia
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I asked a person with a cold to give me an example of something they wear on their feet.
They said: A SHOEEEE!!!!
#wordplay@Sickipedia
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Whenever I attend a funeral I don’t know what to do….
My friend suggests:
Just say “sorry for your loss and move on”
Apparently, I wasn’t supposed to say move on.
#wordplay@Sickipedia
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My sewing instructor said that I’m the worst student she has ever seen…
..Oops. Wrong thread!
#wordplay@Sickipedia
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30 to 39 year olds have sex around 86 times per year averagely
Guess I’ll be super lucky in March:)
#oldbutgold@Sickipedia
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When I was in college, I used to clean my roommate’s room, and he used to clean mine.
We were maid for each other.
#wordplay@Sickipedia
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I took an elevator up to the eleventh floor for a meeting. As I got out, the operator said "Have a good day, son."
"Don't call me son," I said. "You're not my dad."
He scratched his head, "No, but I brought you up, didn't I?"
After my meeting, I got back on the elevator to go back down, and the same operator was there. I said nothing to him, but when we got to the ground floor, he said to me, "I'm sorry."
"Because you thought you were my dad?" I asked him.
He shook his head. "No, son, because I let you down."
#wordplay@Sickipedia
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Judge says "Before I pass sentence, is there any statement the guilty party wishes to make?"
"Fuck all," grunts the villain.
"What was that?" asks the judge.
Counsel for the defence: "My client said 'fuck all', my lord"
"No, he certainly said something," says the judge, "I saw his lips move."
#wordplay@Sickipedia
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What did the dad reply to the mom who said "I've had enough, I'm selling my kid on eBay"?
"Don't be silly. You made him, so sell him on Etsy."
#other@Sickipedia
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Did you hear about the girl who ate only plants?
You probably never heard of herbivore.
#wordplay@Sickipedia
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Wife just phoned her husband and the conversation went like this:-
Wife: "You know that Gladiator movie that I got you?"
Husband: "Yeah."
Wife: "Well, wind it forward one hour, 16 mins and 28 seconds."
Husband: "Right... I've done that"...
Wife: "OK, you see the Gladiator at the front fighting the Lion?"
Husband: "I can see that, yeah."
Wife: "OK, well, just behind him, there are two Gladiators having a sword fight with each other".
Husband: "Okay, yeah, I see them."
Wife: "Well, behind those two, on the left hand side of the screen, there's a Gladiator holding a spear".
Husband: "Yes...! I can see him"..
Wife: "Right..!...
Those are the Sandals I want for my Birthday"
#other@Sickipedia
