Shower Thoughts 🚿

It’s weird to think that pigeons existed before big cities, they lived in the forest and ate bugs instead of garbage.

We are very lucky bird chirps sound pretty.

When you die it’s better it happens early in the morning so that way you don’t go to work that day for no reason

Someone out there is tithing their Only Fans money

We have deodorant for armpits but nothing for buttcracks.

As a society, we sure went quick from overpopulation will kill us to population collapse will kill us.

A Boston cream pie sounds more like a disgusting sex act than a kind of pastry

Push-Tab aluminum beverage cans are ridiculously reliable at opening successfully.

Hearing a person talking to a pet in another language may be how the pet hears ANY language.

Despite our modern progress humans never had sex in space ; with the advent of space tourism sex in space will soon become a premium porn hub category