Shower Thoughts 🚿

Dogs are smart enough to pick up on our language (walk, ball, chicken, etc) but we aren’t smart enough to pick up on theirs

The voice in your head has never sounded any older, even though you've been listening to it your entire life.

Humans are likely the only animals to hold in their farts on purpose.

There will be a lot of human fossils.

We’re uncomfortable sleeping in our bed after someone else has had sex in it, but we’re comfortable sleeping in a hotel bed loads of people have had sex in.

A man’s inbox on onlyfans is the same as a women’s inbox on tinder

We like birds singing because it is an indicator of safety

For map collectors, the more wrong the map is, the more it's worth

Every girl puts on the same voice when imitating a guy

Breastmilk is the only one thing most adult humans don’t ever remember the taste of.