Shower Thoughts πΏ
πΏ Send us thoughts through @showerthoughts_robot, and we'll publish them in the @showerthoughts channel. π’ Group: t.me/+RIStoCmJw66_3mdW π€ Support: t.me/+URlZNDiYoc7Mp-q4 π Sources: reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts + our valued contributors
ΠΠΎΠ»ΡΡΠ΅π ΠΠ½Π°Π»ΠΈΡΠΈΡΠ΅ΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ ΠΎΠ±Π·ΠΎΡ Telegram-ΠΊΠ°Π½Π°Π»Π° Shower Thoughts πΏ
ΠΠ°Π½Π°Π» Shower Thoughts πΏ (@showerthoughts) ΡΠ·ΡΠΊΠΎΠ²ΠΎΠ³ΠΎ ΡΠ΅Π³ΠΌΠ΅Π½ΡΠ° ΠΠ½Π³Π»ΠΈΠΉΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ ΡΠ²Π»ΡΠ΅ΡΡΡ Π°ΠΊΡΠΈΠ²Π½ΡΠΌ ΡΡΠ°ΡΡΠ½ΠΈΠΊΠΎΠΌ. Π‘Π΅ΠΉΡΠ°Ρ ΡΠΎΠΎΠ±ΡΠ΅ΡΡΠ²ΠΎ ΠΎΠ±ΡΠ΅Π΄ΠΈΠ½ΡΠ΅Ρ 36 526 ΠΏΠΎΠ΄ΠΏΠΈΡΡΠΈΠΊΠΎΠ², Π·Π°Π½ΠΈΠΌΠ°Ρ 653 ΠΌΠ΅ΡΡΠΎ Π² ΠΊΠ°ΡΠ΅Π³ΠΎΡΠΈΠΈ ΠΠΎΡΠΈΠ²Π°ΡΠΈΡ ΠΈ ΡΠΈΡΠ°ΡΡ ΠΈ 912 ΠΌΠ΅ΡΡΠΎ Π² ΡΠ΅Π³ΠΈΠΎΠ½Π΅ Π‘Π¨Π.
π ΠΠΎΠΊΠ°Π·Π°ΡΠ΅Π»ΠΈ Π°ΡΠ΄ΠΈΡΠΎΡΠΈΠΈ ΠΈ Π΄ΠΈΠ½Π°ΠΌΠΈΠΊΠ°
Π‘ ΠΌΠΎΠΌΠ΅Π½ΡΠ° ΡΠΎΠ·Π΄Π°Π½ΠΈΡ Π½Π΅Π²ΡΠ΄ΠΎΠΌΠΎ ΠΏΡΠΎΠ΅ΠΊΡ Π΄Π΅ΠΌΠΎΠ½ΡΡΡΠΈΡΡΠ΅Ρ ΡΡΡΠ΅ΠΌΠΈΡΠ΅Π»ΡΠ½ΡΠΉ ΡΠΎΡΡ, ΡΠΎΠ±ΡΠ°Π² Π°ΡΠ΄ΠΈΡΠΎΡΠΈΡ ΠΈΠ· 36 526 ΠΏΠΎΠ΄ΠΏΠΈΡΡΠΈΠΊΠΎΠ².
Π‘ΠΎΠ³Π»Π°ΡΠ½ΠΎ ΠΏΠΎΡΠ»Π΅Π΄Π½ΠΈΠΌ Π΄Π°Π½Π½ΡΠΌ ΠΎΡ 21 ΠΈΡΠ»Ρ, 2026, ΠΊΠ°Π½Π°Π» ΠΏΠΎΠΊΠ°Π·ΡΠ²Π°Π΅Ρ ΡΡΠ°Π±ΠΈΠ»ΡΠ½ΡΡ Π°ΠΊΡΠΈΠ²Π½ΠΎΡΡΡ. ΠΠ° ΠΏΠΎΡΠ»Π΅Π΄Π½ΠΈΠ΅ 30 Π΄Π½Π΅ΠΉ ΠΈΠ·ΠΌΠ΅Π½Π΅Π½ΠΈΠ΅ ΡΠΈΡΠ»Π° ΡΡΠ°ΡΡΠ½ΠΈΠΊΠΎΠ² ΡΠΎΡΡΠ°Π²ΠΈΠ»ΠΎ -190, Π° Π·Π° ΠΏΠΎΡΠ»Π΅Π΄Π½ΠΈΠ΅ 24 ΡΠ°ΡΠ° β -6, ΠΏΡΠΈ ΡΡΠΎΠΌ ΠΎΠ±ΡΠΈΠΉ ΠΎΡ Π²Π°Ρ ΠΎΡΡΠ°ΡΡΡΡ Π²ΡΡΠΎΠΊΠΈΠΌ.
- Π‘ΡΠ°ΡΡΡ Π²Π΅ΡΠΈΡΠΈΠΊΠ°ΡΠΈΠΈ: ΠΠ΅ Π²Π΅ΡΠΈΡΠΈΡΠΈΡΠΎΠ²Π°Π½
- Π£ΡΠΎΠ²Π΅Π½Ρ Π²ΠΎΠ²Π»Π΅ΡΡΠ½Π½ΠΎΡΡΠΈ (ER): Π‘ΡΠ΅Π΄Π½ΠΈΠΉ ΠΏΠΎΠΊΠ°Π·Π°ΡΠ΅Π»Ρ Π²ΠΎΠ²Π»Π΅ΡΡΠ½Π½ΠΎΡΡΠΈ Π°ΡΠ΄ΠΈΡΠΎΡΠΈΠΈ ΡΠΎΡΡΠ°Π²Π»ΡΠ΅Ρ 8.68%. Π ΠΏΠ΅ΡΠ²ΡΠ΅ 24 ΡΠ°ΡΠ° ΠΏΠΎΡΠ»Π΅ ΠΏΡΠ±Π»ΠΈΠΊΠ°ΡΠΈΠΈ ΠΊΠΎΠ½ΡΠ΅Π½Ρ ΠΎΠ±ΡΡΠ½ΠΎ Π½Π°Π±ΠΈΡΠ°Π΅Ρ 3.75% ΡΠ΅Π°ΠΊΡΠΈΠΉ ΠΎΡ ΠΎΠ±ΡΠ΅Π³ΠΎ ΡΠΈΡΠ»Π° ΠΏΠΎΠ΄ΠΏΠΈΡΡΠΈΠΊΠΎΠ².
- ΠΡ Π²Π°Ρ ΠΏΡΠ±Π»ΠΈΠΊΠ°ΡΠΈΠΉ: Π ΡΡΠ΅Π΄Π½Π΅ΠΌ ΠΊΠ°ΠΆΠ΄ΡΠΉ ΠΏΠΎΡΡ ΠΏΠΎΠ»ΡΡΠ°Π΅Ρ 3 170 ΠΏΡΠΎΡΠΌΠΎΡΡΠΎΠ². Π ΡΠ΅ΡΠ΅Π½ΠΈΠ΅ ΠΏΠ΅ΡΠ²ΡΡ ΡΡΡΠΎΠΊ ΠΏΡΠ±Π»ΠΈΠΊΠ°ΡΠΈΡ Π½Π°Π±ΠΈΡΠ°Π΅Ρ 1 368 ΠΏΡΠΎΡΠΌΠΎΡΡΠΎΠ².
- Π Π΅Π°ΠΊΡΠΈΠΈ ΠΈ Π²Π·Π°ΠΈΠΌΠΎΠ΄Π΅ΠΉΡΡΠ²ΠΈΡ: ΠΡΠ΄ΠΈΡΠΎΡΠΈΡ Π°ΠΊΡΠΈΠ²Π½ΠΎ ΠΏΠΎΠ΄Π΄Π΅ΡΠΆΠΈΠ²Π°Π΅Ρ ΠΊΠΎΠ½ΡΠ΅Π½Ρ: ΡΡΠ΅Π΄Π½Π΅Π΅ ΠΊΠΎΠ»ΠΈΡΠ΅ΡΡΠ²ΠΎ ΡΠ΅Π°ΠΊΡΠΈΠΉ Π½Π° ΠΎΠ΄ΠΈΠ½ ΠΏΠΎΡΡ β 0.
- Π’Π΅ΠΌΠ°ΡΠΈΡΠ΅ΡΠΊΠΈΠ΅ ΠΈΠ½ΡΠ΅ΡΠ΅ΡΡ: ΠΠΎΠ½ΡΠ΅Π½Ρ ΡΠΎΡΡΠ΅Π΄ΠΎΡΠΎΡΠ΅Π½ Π½Π° ΠΊΠ»ΡΡΠ΅Π²ΡΡ ΡΠ΅ΠΌΠ°Ρ , ΡΠ°ΠΊΠΈΡ ΠΊΠ°ΠΊ gravity, infinity, beard, snake, beer.
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ΠΠ»Π°Π³ΠΎΠ΄Π°ΡΡ Π²ΡΡΠΎΠΊΠΎΠΉ ΡΠ°ΡΡΠΎΡΠ΅ ΠΎΠ±Π½ΠΎΠ²Π»Π΅Π½ΠΈΠΉ (ΠΏΠΎΡΠ»Π΅Π΄Π½ΠΈΠ΅ Π΄Π°Π½Π½ΡΠ΅ ΠΏΠΎΠ»ΡΡΠ΅Π½Ρ 22 ΠΈΡΠ»Ρ, 2026) ΠΊΠ°Π½Π°Π» ΠΏΠΎΠ΄Π΄Π΅ΡΠΆΠΈΠ²Π°Π΅Ρ Π°ΠΊΡΡΠ°Π»ΡΠ½ΠΎΡΡΡ ΠΈ Π²ΡΡΠΎΠΊΠΈΠΉ ΡΡΠΎΠ²Π΅Π½Ρ ΠΎΡ Π²Π°ΡΠ° ΠΏΡΠ±Π»ΠΈΠΊΠ°ΡΠΈΠΉ. ΠΠ½Π°Π»ΠΈΡΠΈΠΊΠ° ΠΏΠΎΠΊΠ°Π·ΡΠ²Π°Π΅Ρ, ΡΡΠΎ Π°ΡΠ΄ΠΈΡΠΎΡΠΈΡ Π°ΠΊΡΠΈΠ²Π½ΠΎ Π²Π·Π°ΠΈΠΌΠΎΠ΄Π΅ΠΉΡΡΠ²ΡΠ΅Ρ Ρ ΠΊΠΎΠ½ΡΠ΅Π½ΡΠΎΠΌ, ΡΡΠΎ Π΄Π΅Π»Π°Π΅Ρ Π΅Π³ΠΎ Π²Π°ΠΆΠ½ΠΎΠΉ ΡΠΎΡΠΊΠΎΠΉ Π²Π»ΠΈΡΠ½ΠΈΡ Π² ΠΊΠ°ΡΠ΅Π³ΠΎΡΠΈΠΈ ΠΠΎΡΠΈΠ²Π°ΡΠΈΡ ΠΈ ΡΠΈΡΠ°ΡΡ.
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| 2 | Pooping is basically natural 3D printing. | 715 |
| 3 | People who spend a fortune on one hobby often can't understand why someone else spends a fortune on a different hobby. | 1 171 |
| 4 | Evolution should've made all the boring every day tasks to stay healthy feel as good as when you clean your ears. | 1 487 |
| 5 | The person who invented the undo button probably needed it more than most people. | 1 599 |
| 6 | Friends meeting up at one place create a human LAN party. | 140 |
| 7 | A footballer can start a World Cup final as a substitute and end it as the player history remembers most. | 1 970 |
| 8 | It's envying to see a nice house from the highway, until you realize you can see it from the highway. | 1 955 |
| 9 | They should put Messi in a different colored jersey so people watching can easily find him. | 2 116 |
| 10 | The growth-maturity moment, of boys/men needing to run to the store for feminine hygiene products, has largely been eliminated by self-checkout. | 2 094 |
| 11 | Civilizations started from kids running away from home. | 2 172 |
| 12 | Comparing Armageddon (1998) and Don't Look Up (2021) shows how mindsets have changed over time. | 2 347 |
| 13 | 1 ply toilet paper folded 3 times is 8 ply toilet paper. | 2 318 |
| 14 | Bedbugs must have been so happy when people invented beds. | 2 547 |
| 15 | We know humans experience time at approximately the same rate because of how approximately close our reaction times are. | 2 474 |
| 16 | A cell tower miles away can reach my phone, but my Wi-Fi router struggles to reach the next room. | 2 560 |
| 17 | Having a photographic memory must have been hard to explain before the invention of the camera. | 2 663 |
| 18 | Why don't soccer goalies have giant afros to help stop the ball? | 2 715 |
| 19 | "1% better every day" forgets to mention the constant burn out after day 100. | 2 933 |
| 20 | Book signings are the adult version of waiting in line to meet characters at amusement parks. | 2 794 |
