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ΠΠΎΠ»ΡΡΠ΅π ΠΠ½Π°Π»ΠΈΡΠΈΡΠ΅ΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ ΠΎΠ±Π·ΠΎΡ Telegram-ΠΊΠ°Π½Π°Π»Π° Shower Thoughts πΏ
ΠΠ°Π½Π°Π» Shower Thoughts πΏ (@showerthoughts) ΡΠ·ΡΠΊΠΎΠ²ΠΎΠ³ΠΎ ΡΠ΅Π³ΠΌΠ΅Π½ΡΠ° ΠΠ½Π³Π»ΠΈΠΉΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ ΡΠ²Π»ΡΠ΅ΡΡΡ Π°ΠΊΡΠΈΠ²Π½ΡΠΌ ΡΡΠ°ΡΡΠ½ΠΈΠΊΠΎΠΌ. Π‘Π΅ΠΉΡΠ°Ρ ΡΠΎΠΎΠ±ΡΠ΅ΡΡΠ²ΠΎ ΠΎΠ±ΡΠ΅Π΄ΠΈΠ½ΡΠ΅Ρ 36 175 ΠΏΠΎΠ΄ΠΏΠΈΡΡΠΈΠΊΠΎΠ², Π·Π°Π½ΠΈΠΌΠ°Ρ 648 ΠΌΠ΅ΡΡΠΎ Π² ΠΊΠ°ΡΠ΅Π³ΠΎΡΠΈΠΈ ΠΠΎΡΠΈΠ²Π°ΡΠΈΡ ΠΈ ΡΠΈΡΠ°ΡΡ ΠΈ 957 ΠΌΠ΅ΡΡΠΎ Π² ΡΠ΅Π³ΠΈΠΎΠ½Π΅ Π‘Π¨Π.
π ΠΠΎΠΊΠ°Π·Π°ΡΠ΅Π»ΠΈ Π°ΡΠ΄ΠΈΡΠΎΡΠΈΠΈ ΠΈ Π΄ΠΈΠ½Π°ΠΌΠΈΠΊΠ°
Π‘ ΠΌΠΎΠΌΠ΅Π½ΡΠ° ΡΠΎΠ·Π΄Π°Π½ΠΈΡ Π½Π΅Π²ΡΠ΄ΠΎΠΌΠΎ ΠΏΡΠΎΠ΅ΠΊΡ Π΄Π΅ΠΌΠΎΠ½ΡΡΡΠΈΡΡΠ΅Ρ ΡΡΡΠ΅ΠΌΠΈΡΠ΅Π»ΡΠ½ΡΠΉ ΡΠΎΡΡ, ΡΠΎΠ±ΡΠ°Π² Π°ΡΠ΄ΠΈΡΠΎΡΠΈΡ ΠΈΠ· 36 175 ΠΏΠΎΠ΄ΠΏΠΈΡΡΠΈΠΊΠΎΠ².
Π‘ΠΎΠ³Π»Π°ΡΠ½ΠΎ ΠΏΠΎΡΠ»Π΅Π΄Π½ΠΈΠΌ Π΄Π°Π½Π½ΡΠΌ ΠΎΡ 15 ΡΠ΅Π½ΡΡΠ±ΡΡ, 2026, ΠΊΠ°Π½Π°Π» ΠΏΠΎΠΊΠ°Π·ΡΠ²Π°Π΅Ρ ΡΡΠ°Π±ΠΈΠ»ΡΠ½ΡΡ Π°ΠΊΡΠΈΠ²Π½ΠΎΡΡΡ. ΠΠ° ΠΏΠΎΡΠ»Π΅Π΄Π½ΠΈΠ΅ 30 Π΄Π½Π΅ΠΉ ΠΈΠ·ΠΌΠ΅Π½Π΅Π½ΠΈΠ΅ ΡΠΈΡΠ»Π° ΡΡΠ°ΡΡΠ½ΠΈΠΊΠΎΠ² ΡΠΎΡΡΠ°Π²ΠΈΠ»ΠΎ -217, Π° Π·Π° ΠΏΠΎΡΠ»Π΅Π΄Π½ΠΈΠ΅ 24 ΡΠ°ΡΠ° β 3, ΠΏΡΠΈ ΡΡΠΎΠΌ ΠΎΠ±ΡΠΈΠΉ ΠΎΡ Π²Π°Ρ ΠΎΡΡΠ°ΡΡΡΡ Π²ΡΡΠΎΠΊΠΈΠΌ.
- Π‘ΡΠ°ΡΡΡ Π²Π΅ΡΠΈΡΠΈΠΊΠ°ΡΠΈΠΈ: ΠΠ΅ Π²Π΅ΡΠΈΡΠΈΡΠΈΡΠΎΠ²Π°Π½
- Π£ΡΠΎΠ²Π΅Π½Ρ Π²ΠΎΠ²Π»Π΅ΡΡΠ½Π½ΠΎΡΡΠΈ (ER): Π‘ΡΠ΅Π΄Π½ΠΈΠΉ ΠΏΠΎΠΊΠ°Π·Π°ΡΠ΅Π»Ρ Π²ΠΎΠ²Π»Π΅ΡΡΠ½Π½ΠΎΡΡΠΈ Π°ΡΠ΄ΠΈΡΠΎΡΠΈΠΈ ΡΠΎΡΡΠ°Π²Π»ΡΠ΅Ρ 7.29%. Π ΠΏΠ΅ΡΠ²ΡΠ΅ 24 ΡΠ°ΡΠ° ΠΏΠΎΡΠ»Π΅ ΠΏΡΠ±Π»ΠΈΠΊΠ°ΡΠΈΠΈ ΠΊΠΎΠ½ΡΠ΅Π½Ρ ΠΎΠ±ΡΡΠ½ΠΎ Π½Π°Π±ΠΈΡΠ°Π΅Ρ 3.68% ΡΠ΅Π°ΠΊΡΠΈΠΉ ΠΎΡ ΠΎΠ±ΡΠ΅Π³ΠΎ ΡΠΈΡΠ»Π° ΠΏΠΎΠ΄ΠΏΠΈΡΡΠΈΠΊΠΎΠ².
- ΠΡ Π²Π°Ρ ΠΏΡΠ±Π»ΠΈΠΊΠ°ΡΠΈΠΉ: Π ΡΡΠ΅Π΄Π½Π΅ΠΌ ΠΊΠ°ΠΆΠ΄ΡΠΉ ΠΏΠΎΡΡ ΠΏΠΎΠ»ΡΡΠ°Π΅Ρ 2 639 ΠΏΡΠΎΡΠΌΠΎΡΡΠΎΠ². Π ΡΠ΅ΡΠ΅Π½ΠΈΠ΅ ΠΏΠ΅ΡΠ²ΡΡ ΡΡΡΠΎΠΊ ΠΏΡΠ±Π»ΠΈΠΊΠ°ΡΠΈΡ Π½Π°Π±ΠΈΡΠ°Π΅Ρ 1 332 ΠΏΡΠΎΡΠΌΠΎΡΡΠΎΠ².
- Π Π΅Π°ΠΊΡΠΈΠΈ ΠΈ Π²Π·Π°ΠΈΠΌΠΎΠ΄Π΅ΠΉΡΡΠ²ΠΈΡ: ΠΡΠ΄ΠΈΡΠΎΡΠΈΡ Π°ΠΊΡΠΈΠ²Π½ΠΎ ΠΏΠΎΠ΄Π΄Π΅ΡΠΆΠΈΠ²Π°Π΅Ρ ΠΊΠΎΠ½ΡΠ΅Π½Ρ: ΡΡΠ΅Π΄Π½Π΅Π΅ ΠΊΠΎΠ»ΠΈΡΠ΅ΡΡΠ²ΠΎ ΡΠ΅Π°ΠΊΡΠΈΠΉ Π½Π° ΠΎΠ΄ΠΈΠ½ ΠΏΠΎΡΡ β 0.
- Π’Π΅ΠΌΠ°ΡΠΈΡΠ΅ΡΠΊΠΈΠ΅ ΠΈΠ½ΡΠ΅ΡΠ΅ΡΡ: ΠΠΎΠ½ΡΠ΅Π½Ρ ΡΠΎΡΡΠ΅Π΄ΠΎΡΠΎΡΠ΅Π½ Π½Π° ΠΊΠ»ΡΡΠ΅Π²ΡΡ ΡΠ΅ΠΌΠ°Ρ , ΡΠ°ΠΊΠΈΡ ΠΊΠ°ΠΊ gravity, infinity, beard, snake, beer.
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ΠΠ»Π°Π³ΠΎΠ΄Π°ΡΡ Π²ΡΡΠΎΠΊΠΎΠΉ ΡΠ°ΡΡΠΎΡΠ΅ ΠΎΠ±Π½ΠΎΠ²Π»Π΅Π½ΠΈΠΉ (ΠΏΠΎΡΠ»Π΅Π΄Π½ΠΈΠ΅ Π΄Π°Π½Π½ΡΠ΅ ΠΏΠΎΠ»ΡΡΠ΅Π½Ρ 16 ΡΠ΅Π½ΡΡΠ±ΡΡ, 2026) ΠΊΠ°Π½Π°Π» ΠΏΠΎΠ΄Π΄Π΅ΡΠΆΠΈΠ²Π°Π΅Ρ Π°ΠΊΡΡΠ°Π»ΡΠ½ΠΎΡΡΡ ΠΈ Π²ΡΡΠΎΠΊΠΈΠΉ ΡΡΠΎΠ²Π΅Π½Ρ ΠΎΡ Π²Π°ΡΠ° ΠΏΡΠ±Π»ΠΈΠΊΠ°ΡΠΈΠΉ. ΠΠ½Π°Π»ΠΈΡΠΈΠΊΠ° ΠΏΠΎΠΊΠ°Π·ΡΠ²Π°Π΅Ρ, ΡΡΠΎ Π°ΡΠ΄ΠΈΡΠΎΡΠΈΡ Π°ΠΊΡΠΈΠ²Π½ΠΎ Π²Π·Π°ΠΈΠΌΠΎΠ΄Π΅ΠΉΡΡΠ²ΡΠ΅Ρ Ρ ΠΊΠΎΠ½ΡΠ΅Π½ΡΠΎΠΌ, ΡΡΠΎ Π΄Π΅Π»Π°Π΅Ρ Π΅Π³ΠΎ Π²Π°ΠΆΠ½ΠΎΠΉ ΡΠΎΡΠΊΠΎΠΉ Π²Π»ΠΈΡΠ½ΠΈΡ Π² ΠΊΠ°ΡΠ΅Π³ΠΎΡΠΈΠΈ ΠΠΎΡΠΈΠ²Π°ΡΠΈΡ ΠΈ ΡΠΈΡΠ°ΡΡ.
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| 2 | If you accept that plastics are destroying the planet, then the Lego Death Star has added functionality. | 789 |
| 3 | As a British person, owning a domestic car is more of a flex than owning a foreign car. | 781 |
| 4 | When we poop on the toilet, we are actively disrespecting toilet water. | 960 |
| 5 | How do you hide something from somone who has perfect knowledge - someone who knows everything you do? | 1 128 |
| 6 | Perhaps our ears never stop growing as we age to direct more sound to our degrading eardrums. | 1 306 |
| 7 | If plastic bags could think, then the plastic bag holding all the other plastic bags under the sink might be considered an esteemed position to hold. | 1 294 |
| 8 | In French, "Seal Cotton" translates to "Ouate de Phoque". | 1 428 |
| 9 | Hopefully humans will be more like cats than mosquitos to AI when they takeover. | 1 392 |
| 10 | If everyone thinks something is overrated, then it's not. | 1 521 |
| 11 | Given that vampires are immortal and therefore have unlimited amount of time, they will end up being experts at every field because they probably run into problems that they have to learn stuff in order to solve. | 1 513 |
| 12 | Autistic individuals would dominate the Wizarding World. Their hyper focus would make them masters of nonverbal casting, apparition, occlumency, dueling, and potion brewing. | 1 760 |
| 13 | Instead of setting movies is a specific year in the future, just set them X years in the future. | 1 735 |
| 14 | Playing on The Price Is Right is one of the only scenarios where a very rich person is at a disadvantage. | 1 838 |
| 15 | The first Goomba you encounter in Super Mario Bros. probably has the highest body count of any video game character ever. | 1 885 |
| 16 | If the moon was made of Osmium, its gravity would be higher than the Earth's. | 2 041 |
| 17 | The world is too big to be governed. We basically wave in the wind. Thereβs always a conman at this scale. Because the pool of selection is so large. | 2 059 |
| 18 | Nursing homes in the future are gonna have difficulty taking care of people with dementia who were streamers in the past. | 2 039 |
| 19 | Many years down the line, you will be an ancestor of either every human alive or none. | 2 145 |
| 20 | Tastes are like buttholes: Everyone has one and other people's usually stink. | 2 132 |
