Shower Thoughts 🚿

Writers can make a character smart or kind without being being smart or kind themselves, but they cannot make a character funny without actually being funny.

Most animals show their teeth as a form of aggression but humans do it as a sign of friendliness

some men find out how unattractive they are when they start to use dating apps

The idea of cars must be such mindfuck from an animal's perspective

The fact that Ghandi had no teeth is rarely talked about.

Being naked while wearing shoes, somehow feels more naked than being naked.

People don't get thrown into pools as much as they used to out respect for knowing what it's like not having a cell phone.

randomly hearing your fav song on the radio is more satisfying than playing it directly from your phone

Many college students have a net worth less than the pencil they are holding

Drain unclogger is the only product whose entire purpose is to be purchased then poured directly down the drain