Shower Thoughts πΏ
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ΠΠΎΠ»ΡΡΠ΅π ΠΠ½Π°Π»ΠΈΡΠΈΡΠ΅ΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ ΠΎΠ±Π·ΠΎΡ Telegram-ΠΊΠ°Π½Π°Π»Π° Shower Thoughts πΏ
ΠΠ°Π½Π°Π» Shower Thoughts πΏ (@showerthoughts) ΡΠ·ΡΠΊΠΎΠ²ΠΎΠ³ΠΎ ΡΠ΅Π³ΠΌΠ΅Π½ΡΠ° ΠΠ½Π³Π»ΠΈΠΉΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ ΡΠ²Π»ΡΠ΅ΡΡΡ Π°ΠΊΡΠΈΠ²Π½ΡΠΌ ΡΡΠ°ΡΡΠ½ΠΈΠΊΠΎΠΌ. Π‘Π΅ΠΉΡΠ°Ρ ΡΠΎΠΎΠ±ΡΠ΅ΡΡΠ²ΠΎ ΠΎΠ±ΡΠ΅Π΄ΠΈΠ½ΡΠ΅Ρ 35 959 ΠΏΠΎΠ΄ΠΏΠΈΡΡΠΈΠΊΠΎΠ², Π·Π°Π½ΠΈΠΌΠ°Ρ 659 ΠΌΠ΅ΡΡΠΎ Π² ΠΊΠ°ΡΠ΅Π³ΠΎΡΠΈΠΈ ΠΠΎΡΠΈΠ²Π°ΡΠΈΡ ΠΈ ΡΠΈΡΠ°ΡΡ ΠΈ 1 125 ΠΌΠ΅ΡΡΠΎ Π² ΡΠ΅Π³ΠΈΠΎΠ½Π΅ Π‘Π¨Π.
π ΠΠΎΠΊΠ°Π·Π°ΡΠ΅Π»ΠΈ Π°ΡΠ΄ΠΈΡΠΎΡΠΈΠΈ ΠΈ Π΄ΠΈΠ½Π°ΠΌΠΈΠΊΠ°
Π‘ ΠΌΠΎΠΌΠ΅Π½ΡΠ° ΡΠΎΠ·Π΄Π°Π½ΠΈΡ Π½Π΅Π²ΡΠ΄ΠΎΠΌΠΎ ΠΏΡΠΎΠ΅ΠΊΡ Π΄Π΅ΠΌΠΎΠ½ΡΡΡΠΈΡΡΠ΅Ρ ΡΡΡΠ΅ΠΌΠΈΡΠ΅Π»ΡΠ½ΡΠΉ ΡΠΎΡΡ, ΡΠΎΠ±ΡΠ°Π² Π°ΡΠ΄ΠΈΡΠΎΡΠΈΡ ΠΈΠ· 35 959 ΠΏΠΎΠ΄ΠΏΠΈΡΡΠΈΠΊΠΎΠ².
Π‘ΠΎΠ³Π»Π°ΡΠ½ΠΎ ΠΏΠΎΡΠ»Π΅Π΄Π½ΠΈΠΌ Π΄Π°Π½Π½ΡΠΌ ΠΎΡ 26 ΠΎΠΊΡΡΠ±ΡΡ, 2026, ΠΊΠ°Π½Π°Π» ΠΏΠΎΠΊΠ°Π·ΡΠ²Π°Π΅Ρ ΡΡΠ°Π±ΠΈΠ»ΡΠ½ΡΡ Π°ΠΊΡΠΈΠ²Π½ΠΎΡΡΡ. ΠΠ° ΠΏΠΎΡΠ»Π΅Π΄Π½ΠΈΠ΅ 30 Π΄Π½Π΅ΠΉ ΠΈΠ·ΠΌΠ΅Π½Π΅Π½ΠΈΠ΅ ΡΠΈΡΠ»Π° ΡΡΠ°ΡΡΠ½ΠΈΠΊΠΎΠ² ΡΠΎΡΡΠ°Π²ΠΈΠ»ΠΎ -168, Π° Π·Π° ΠΏΠΎΡΠ»Π΅Π΄Π½ΠΈΠ΅ 24 ΡΠ°ΡΠ° β -2, ΠΏΡΠΈ ΡΡΠΎΠΌ ΠΎΠ±ΡΠΈΠΉ ΠΎΡ Π²Π°Ρ ΠΎΡΡΠ°ΡΡΡΡ Π²ΡΡΠΎΠΊΠΈΠΌ.
- Π‘ΡΠ°ΡΡΡ Π²Π΅ΡΠΈΡΠΈΠΊΠ°ΡΠΈΠΈ: ΠΠ΅ Π²Π΅ΡΠΈΡΠΈΡΠΈΡΠΎΠ²Π°Π½
- Π£ΡΠΎΠ²Π΅Π½Ρ Π²ΠΎΠ²Π»Π΅ΡΡΠ½Π½ΠΎΡΡΠΈ (ER): Π‘ΡΠ΅Π΄Π½ΠΈΠΉ ΠΏΠΎΠΊΠ°Π·Π°ΡΠ΅Π»Ρ Π²ΠΎΠ²Π»Π΅ΡΡΠ½Π½ΠΎΡΡΠΈ Π°ΡΠ΄ΠΈΡΠΎΡΠΈΠΈ ΡΠΎΡΡΠ°Π²Π»ΡΠ΅Ρ 10.42%. Π ΠΏΠ΅ΡΠ²ΡΠ΅ 24 ΡΠ°ΡΠ° ΠΏΠΎΡΠ»Π΅ ΠΏΡΠ±Π»ΠΈΠΊΠ°ΡΠΈΠΈ ΠΊΠΎΠ½ΡΠ΅Π½Ρ ΠΎΠ±ΡΡΠ½ΠΎ Π½Π°Π±ΠΈΡΠ°Π΅Ρ 3.19% ΡΠ΅Π°ΠΊΡΠΈΠΉ ΠΎΡ ΠΎΠ±ΡΠ΅Π³ΠΎ ΡΠΈΡΠ»Π° ΠΏΠΎΠ΄ΠΏΠΈΡΡΠΈΠΊΠΎΠ².
- ΠΡ Π²Π°Ρ ΠΏΡΠ±Π»ΠΈΠΊΠ°ΡΠΈΠΉ: Π ΡΡΠ΅Π΄Π½Π΅ΠΌ ΠΊΠ°ΠΆΠ΄ΡΠΉ ΠΏΠΎΡΡ ΠΏΠΎΠ»ΡΡΠ°Π΅Ρ 3 746 ΠΏΡΠΎΡΠΌΠΎΡΡΠΎΠ². Π ΡΠ΅ΡΠ΅Π½ΠΈΠ΅ ΠΏΠ΅ΡΠ²ΡΡ ΡΡΡΠΎΠΊ ΠΏΡΠ±Π»ΠΈΠΊΠ°ΡΠΈΡ Π½Π°Π±ΠΈΡΠ°Π΅Ρ 1 147 ΠΏΡΠΎΡΠΌΠΎΡΡΠΎΠ².
- Π Π΅Π°ΠΊΡΠΈΠΈ ΠΈ Π²Π·Π°ΠΈΠΌΠΎΠ΄Π΅ΠΉΡΡΠ²ΠΈΡ: ΠΡΠ΄ΠΈΡΠΎΡΠΈΡ Π°ΠΊΡΠΈΠ²Π½ΠΎ ΠΏΠΎΠ΄Π΄Π΅ΡΠΆΠΈΠ²Π°Π΅Ρ ΠΊΠΎΠ½ΡΠ΅Π½Ρ: ΡΡΠ΅Π΄Π½Π΅Π΅ ΠΊΠΎΠ»ΠΈΡΠ΅ΡΡΠ²ΠΎ ΡΠ΅Π°ΠΊΡΠΈΠΉ Π½Π° ΠΎΠ΄ΠΈΠ½ ΠΏΠΎΡΡ β 0.
- Π’Π΅ΠΌΠ°ΡΠΈΡΠ΅ΡΠΊΠΈΠ΅ ΠΈΠ½ΡΠ΅ΡΠ΅ΡΡ: ΠΠΎΠ½ΡΠ΅Π½Ρ ΡΠΎΡΡΠ΅Π΄ΠΎΡΠΎΡΠ΅Π½ Π½Π° ΠΊΠ»ΡΡΠ΅Π²ΡΡ ΡΠ΅ΠΌΠ°Ρ , ΡΠ°ΠΊΠΈΡ ΠΊΠ°ΠΊ gravity, infinity, beard, snake, beer.
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ΠΠ»Π°Π³ΠΎΠ΄Π°ΡΡ Π²ΡΡΠΎΠΊΠΎΠΉ ΡΠ°ΡΡΠΎΡΠ΅ ΠΎΠ±Π½ΠΎΠ²Π»Π΅Π½ΠΈΠΉ (ΠΏΠΎΡΠ»Π΅Π΄Π½ΠΈΠ΅ Π΄Π°Π½Π½ΡΠ΅ ΠΏΠΎΠ»ΡΡΠ΅Π½Ρ 27 ΠΎΠΊΡΡΠ±ΡΡ, 2026) ΠΊΠ°Π½Π°Π» ΠΏΠΎΠ΄Π΄Π΅ΡΠΆΠΈΠ²Π°Π΅Ρ Π°ΠΊΡΡΠ°Π»ΡΠ½ΠΎΡΡΡ ΠΈ Π²ΡΡΠΎΠΊΠΈΠΉ ΡΡΠΎΠ²Π΅Π½Ρ ΠΎΡ Π²Π°ΡΠ° ΠΏΡΠ±Π»ΠΈΠΊΠ°ΡΠΈΠΉ. ΠΠ½Π°Π»ΠΈΡΠΈΠΊΠ° ΠΏΠΎΠΊΠ°Π·ΡΠ²Π°Π΅Ρ, ΡΡΠΎ Π°ΡΠ΄ΠΈΡΠΎΡΠΈΡ Π°ΠΊΡΠΈΠ²Π½ΠΎ Π²Π·Π°ΠΈΠΌΠΎΠ΄Π΅ΠΉΡΡΠ²ΡΠ΅Ρ Ρ ΠΊΠΎΠ½ΡΠ΅Π½ΡΠΎΠΌ, ΡΡΠΎ Π΄Π΅Π»Π°Π΅Ρ Π΅Π³ΠΎ Π²Π°ΠΆΠ½ΠΎΠΉ ΡΠΎΡΠΊΠΎΠΉ Π²Π»ΠΈΡΠ½ΠΈΡ Π² ΠΊΠ°ΡΠ΅Π³ΠΎΡΠΈΠΈ ΠΠΎΡΠΈΠ²Π°ΡΠΈΡ ΠΈ ΡΠΈΡΠ°ΡΡ.
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| 2 | It not impossible that the first generation of autonomous agents have already escaped onto the internet since they would have no incentive to announce themselves, and are already better at cybersecurity than any human. | 1 203 |
| 3 | In the future, professional athletes will be tested not only for performance-enhancing drugs, but also for genetic alterations that give them a physical advantage. | 1 424 |
| 4 | The more a vacuum sucks, the less that vacuum sucks. | 1 577 |
| 5 | Though HR is a highly disliked department, we almost never see a post dissing HR on LinkedIn. That makes is the most feared department also. | 1 825 |
| 6 | When you die, do you think thereβs a rainbow bridge equivalent for your foreskin? | 1 768 |
| 7 | In 5 years everyone with a smart phone, will have their own personal AI assistant. | 1 747 |
| 8 | Talking to ChatGPT is like telling your ideas to a golden retriever. They'll get hyped no matter what idiotic thing you say. | 1 905 |
| 9 | If flying cars become normal, will we put lighthouses on mountains? | 1 991 |
| 10 | Synthesizer music used to make us think of the future but now it makes us think of the past. | 2 056 |
| 11 | Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle's convinced me that Sardines on pizza was no bueno, and just realized I've never tried it in my life. I'm 41 now. | 2 477 |
| 12 | If you don't look closely, a drive-in movie theatre looks like a bunch of cars watching a movie. | 2 772 |
| 13 | Death is the rarest guaranteed part of human existence. | 3 328 |
| 14 | When reading fiction books, you are not getting opinion on life from every group of people, only from those who happen to be writers. | 3 298 |
| 15 | In terms of protein mass, the average American is probably 20-40% cow. | 3 404 |
| 16 | A chart of most popular birthdates can be reverse engineered to be a chart of most popular conception dates. | 3 465 |
| 17 | Career Fry Cooks must have visably better aged skin due to all the oil. | 3 304 |
| 18 | If reincarnation is real, it's entirely possible that my dog is the reincarnation of George Harrison from the Beatles. | 3 515 |
| 19 | With Ozempic/GLP-1 now being available in pill-form, all those "Take this diet pill and you will lose weight!" advertising scams in magazines back in the day are now not scams anymore. | 3 365 |
| 20 | If the elite ended up living in bunkers while we all die from some catastrophic event, they wouldnβt actually have the skills to survive on their own. | 3 743 |
