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Dormunt administratores, tempore latina stercopublicationis

Roman history be like >Emperor Merdatore the third. >He was married to a 70 year old male prostitute. >After a short uneventful term, he was assassinated over a zoning law controversy. >He was followed by emperor Gigacock Megachad. >Gigacock led a reclamation campaign that restored the empire to 89% of its former extent. >The treasury was filled to a hundred times of its previous wealth. >He defeated the city state of Crimbanglo, settling a 150 year old rivalry >Gigacock then slipped on a banana peel and died >His sons squabbled over his inheritance >The internal power struggle weakend the empire which led to a loss of 93% of its territory and the scroting of Rome.

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