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Dormunt administratores, tempore latina stercopublicationis
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Roman history be like
>Emperor Merdatore the third.
>He was married to a 70 year old male prostitute.
>After a short uneventful term, he was assassinated over a zoning law controversy.
>He was followed by emperor Gigacock Megachad.
>Gigacock led a reclamation campaign that restored the empire to 89% of its former extent.
>The treasury was filled to a hundred times of its previous wealth.
>He defeated the city state of Crimbanglo, settling a 150 year old rivalry
>Gigacock then slipped on a banana peel and died
>His sons squabbled over his inheritance
>The internal power struggle weakend the empire which led to a loss of 93% of its territory and the scroting of Rome.
