Wigjak Insane Asylum

After careful consideration, maybe I don’t hate tech startup bros enough

Real dQrk mQgQ hours

HR lady with a chip on her shoulder maliciously places a miniature LGBT rainbow flag near your desk on the first day of #PrideMonth and discreetly captures video of you entering le office, the faint hint of instinctive disgust and disdain that flashes on your face is captured and analyzed by Claude. Uh oh! It's over and you are insta fired for hatethought and making the workplace uncomfortable for your fellow colleagues with your presence.

Current multimodal AI systems can already analyze live video feeds and estimate facial expressions. So in the coming years there will be no way to pretend to not be a heckin racist transphobe/antisemite etc in public unless your face is unreadable by AI.

Imagine a data center here

Wiggerlab

Wiggerlab got into the LSD again