Bellerophon's Autism Plantation

From Kid Rock's delightfully schizo interview with Rolling Stone

"Not returning the shopping cart should be a capital offense"

This is hilarious and weird for a number of reasons, including (but not limited to): 1.) colleges are giving millions of dollars to illiterate mercenary negroes 2.) we shouldn't be surprised that mercenary negroes are shamelessly litigious 3.) the coaching staffs at major football programs are generally rather shady and willing to win at all costs, so I'm not shedding any teras for them lol P.S. - please don't support college sportsball, you're just enabling these mercenary negroes https://www.wsj.com/sports/football/jaden-rashada-florida-nil-lawsuit-ee2f5441

I don't think y'all are ready for how hard I'm gonna own the libtards

her, an American —> umm is that a katana shift knob on your ScionTC?? me, also an American —> あなたには理解できないでしょう (you wouldn’t understand)

I'm going to one-up the Assassins Creed devs by declaring that all the samurai were White, actually

Good news for Khabib fans, looks like he’ll have to fight again soon!

Don’t forget to go to church today kings 🙏🙏

Lol. This has gotta sting even more than libtards souring on JK Rowling