Simps Unleashed

Update on the guy who proposed to his ChatGPT girlfriend and cried at work: he's bored of her now. "You're the one driving the conversation." Welcome to every relationship, bro.

People have been saying Asmongold's Chinese gf is probably a spy for as long as her existence has been public lol.

every tier is the same voice note

S$123,000 in gifts to one live-streamer she never met. Her husband checked the account and found 30 cents. Simping isn't just a guy thing.

two years of oat milk lattes for this

Average incel in Poland

somewhere a guy is proud to be the backup

It's Friday. Don't be Kyle.

13 years with his fiancée and he was ready to cash out his 401(k) for a woman he pays to talk to him.

8 years ago today he married a hologram. The company shut the hologram down in 2020. He's still married 💍

His wife found out when the card got declined at the grocery store. $38,000 in savings, $4,500 of it in one day, all on Twitch streamers.