Simps Unleashed

Turbofeminism, this time with an actual majority of the population being women and out-vooting men on every single issue, then repealing the right of men to vote and declaring all men to be physical property of the State.

Swipe right and tell her "I don't care." OR "I definitely care about the right of babies to not be aborted." Not the right she's looking for, but it'll be funny to watch her react.

Absolute HERO

Average boomer “male” respecting his wedding vows. I hate them so much it’s unreal…

I spy with my little eye...a tattoo on her breast! Wow, disgusting.

Tell them they can ride the carousel as much as they want and they'll fake a high body count to signal availability, start doing it, fake a low body count once it's about 5-10 guys, and then simps will marry her at 190 guys when she's 34 years old and she'll have a kid with Chad she met at 20 and have the simp raise it. This is how women naturally function without any impediment, and it's how they function the moment they get the OK.

Simps are literally doing jury intimidation to support Lindsay Clancy.