the Caddyshack OSINT

According to the politicians, we have to keep mass importing cheap foreign slaves because we’re all completely useless. Australians can’t even cook or clean anything. Fruit must be picked and floors need be swept, but the White devils are good for nothing besides invasions and racism. But now that all the invading is done and the necessary infrastructure got magicked into place, we’ve retreated into our indolent hovels of hate. And there we dwell, casting atrocious memes out into the ether and inciting all kinds of disharmony for absolutely no reason. That’s why we built Australia after all, not to maintain it as a sovereign nation but so we could import a billion Indian slaves, be racist to them and then disappear forever. Makes perfect sense.

whatever this thing becomes is still over a week away & we’ll have way more precise info the coming days

the best case scenario for tropical waves this time of year is what Lorenzo (yellow) has done, spin up quickly & curve north into much cooler water and fizzle out future Melissa (red) is projected to not spin up until it’s much closer to home. as of now 4 major models show this thing tracking west and not strengthening for a few days, in/around the Caribbean (which still has super warm waters). definitely a situation to #monitor 🌀

you'll never guess who leaked the chat

dem AG candidate in Virginia was wishing his political opponent & their children to die while bitch conservatives fold in an instant over a few jokes in a private chat. pathetic https://x.com/yrnational/status/1978188660915777973

Real marriage advice from Rabbi Shmuley’s book Lust for Love includes: - “Ask your wife to tell you what kind of men are attracted to her.” - Imagine her with a stranger while you’re in bed together. - Go to a bar, sit separately and watch men flirt with her. - Tell her about your innermost fears and anxieties. (From pages 236-239 in the chapter “Channeling Your Masculinity.”)

Meanwhile, Shmuley tells wives to inform their husbands that they’ve been dreaming of other men. (p.235)

JudgeFrog has been going in on Shmuley’s writing career, good grief 😆

Man of the people!

pictured —> a $94K Jeep

Mark Chabenisky

Lorenzo (yellow) has already spun up and will curve off to the north soon, behind it is future Melissa (red) which has a better chance to track west. too early to know much more beyond that 🌀

(Gen Z not pictured)