Goodies 🍬
📈 Analytical overview of Telegram channel Goodies 🍬
Channel Goodies 🍬 (@goodies) in the English language segment is an active participant. Currently, the community unites 154 988 subscribers, ranking 773 in the Cryptocurrencies category and 379 in the International region.
📊 Audience metrics and dynamics
Since its creation on невідомо, the project has demonstrated rapid growth, gathering an audience of 154 988 subscribers.
According to the latest data from 06 July, 2026, the channel demonstrates stable activity. Although there has been a change in the number of participants by 7 888 over the last 30 days and by -158 over the last 24 hours, overall reach remains high.
- Verification status: Not verified
- Engagement rate (ER): The average audience engagement rate is 3.29%. Within the first 24 hours after publication, content typically collects 1.59% reactions from the total number of subscribers.
- Post reach: On average, each post receives 5 107 views. Within the first day, a publication typically gains 2 469 views.
- Reactions and interaction: The audience actively supports content: the average number of reactions per post is 73.
- Thematic interests: Content is focused on key topics such as goody, bunny, urika, teddie, bob.
📝 Description and content policy
The author describes the resource as a platform for expressing subjective opinions:
“Follow the candy trail 🍭 @getgoodies_bot”
Thanks to the high frequency of updates (latest data received on 07 July, 2026), the channel maintains relevance and a high level of publication reach. Analytics show that the audience actively interacts with content, making it an important point of influence in the Cryptocurrencies category.
⚠️ INCIDENT REPORT ⚠️
Status: UNKNOWN
Containment protocol: UNKNOWN
Signal integrity: UNKNOWN
Today during the tests conducted on Project ■■■■■■, the subject displayed unusual activity. Measured values of ■■■■■■■■■■ presence were extremely high. Before we were able to proceed to emergency destruction of the ■■■■■■ sample, the system activated the Security Isolation Protocol, restricted manual override, and blocked all access.
Subject ■■■■■■ then began phasing and disappeared from the containment. At that exact moment, power across ■■■■■■■ facility shut down, and the secured station went dark and ■■■■■ went missing. That thing took her!
All security camera footage and hard drive records were destroyed during the incident. The only data recovered is this foreign file: 2026-07-06-11-28-30.mp3
Is this... thing trying to communicate?ℹ️ RESEARCH REPORT
Date: 02.07.2026
Project: Nonlinear Unstable Lattice Luminescent Isotope Extraction
Status: IN PROGRESS
After the last incident, we started a detailed review of the source material and all previous experiments. The core inside the samples was very unstable, and any attempt to separate it from regular samples usually destroyed the entire batch.
After many tests, we found that only the ultimate samples have enough stable concentration.
From any ultimate samples, we can now isolate the core material safely without damaging them.
Conclusion:
Safe isolation of the core material is only possible from the ultimate samples (any). This protocol will be the basis for all future work with the source and we're expecting to execute the separation of material from all existing ultimate samples within seven days.
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Collect and hold any Ultimate rarity stickers (Event Tickets excluded) to receive an airdrop of material (1 material per each Ultimate sticker held) needed for forging Glitched and Antimatter Eggs. Act fast! The snapshot will take place at a random time within the next 7 days. Eligible Ultimate stickers: ➡️Teddie Ultimate 😉 ➡️Teddie & Friends ➡️Faith Ultimate 🥰 ➡️Urika Ultimate 😀 ➡️Dawn Ultimate 😎 ➡️Baby Durov Gold 🎁 ➡️Baby Durov Holo 🎁 Note: Stickers must be held in Goodies inventory at the time of snapshot to be deemed eligible.
⚠️ INCIDENT REPORT ⚠️
Status: COMPLETE
Containment protocol: FAILED
Signal integrity: LOST
Whatever was hiding between the 1s and 0s...
...is now somewhere else.
Maybe in your Goodies...
We wish you luck.
■■■■■■■■■■The systems have been fully breached.
containment has failed.
it's too late now.
the glitch has escaped.
■■■■■■■■■■The systems have been fully breached.
containment has failed.
it's too late now.
the glitch has escaped.
■■■■■■■■■■The systems have been fully breached.
containment has failed.
it's too late now.
the glitch has escaped.
■■■■■■■■■■⚠️ TRANSMISSION INTERRUPTED⚠️
sys...
sys...
sysssstem overload...
countdown clock corrupt...
signal integrity compromised...
A glitch has been detected within the Goodies Matrix.
Something is moving between the 1s and 0s.
Something that shouldn't be there.
Our engineers have attempted containment.
They have failed.
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