Goodies 🍬

Pssst... 👀 Forging blueprints of 🩷 THE PINK BULL, 🔥DRAGUM & ⚡️VOLTOX are available only until Thursday 1/10 3pm UTC. Hurry up, no time to spare 😏 Gotta forge 'em all! 🧢

🧬 THE FORGE IS OPEN The Elements are ready. Forge your Pink Horns, Fire Orb or Volt Bolt with Yum to unlock one of three new evolutionary forms ⚗️😈 🩷 THE PINK BULL An extremely bullish evolution of Yum. Legends say his sole purpose is to save the TON trenches and bring volume, liquidity and attention to his new empire. 🔥 DRAGUM Proud, protective and dramatic. A mythical candy dragon that fiercely guards its frens, rare candy and anything else it considers treasure. It has an uncontrollable rage against WhatsApp. ⚡ VOLTOX Hyperactive, mischievous and terminally online. Its brain operates several seconds ahead of everyone else, although scientists remain divided on whether it’s extremely intelligent or completely deranged. In the Goodies app, head to the workshop > forge 💊 Every Yum has a path, you choose it💦

1 HOUR COUNTDOWN⭐ I hope you kept your Yum warm, dry and safe. The forge opens shortly. You have decisions to make👀 Pink Horns + Yum = ??? Fire Orb + Yum = ??? Volt Bolt + Yum = ??? The first event where we will see how many Yum are burnt, and how many new evolutions join the game 🍬

Would this be the best duo in crypto?👊

I’m currently touching sand and tanning my fur on a small island in Mexico (pink), drinking beers (cold), staring at the Caribbean (blue) and checking TON occasionally (red). 🍿 from what I can gather, TON memes are experiencing temporary technical difficulties (price), liquidity has been reported missing (Pasha has been notified), volume has entered a three-way long distance relationship (with Solana & Robinhood), the entire TON trenches are still waiting for Durov to acknowledge memes (highly sophisticated digital finance, liquidity & blockchain volume technology), and sticker integration or utility remains somewhere between “soon” and divine intervention. 😇 meanwhile @monk continues working through the remaining stages of Making TON Great Again (classified). I assume somewhere deep beneath Telegram HQ there is a large whiteboard containing the words LIQUIDITY, VOLUME, MEMES, GRAM WALLET, DEFI, GAMING, GIFTS and STICKERS (all connected with arrows). 💱 I choose to believe in a master plan. TON is inevitable. ride the waves until the tide rises again. 🌊 Yum Evolutions will be released soon, and we’ve been quietly working on something exciting behind the scenes (also classified). 🛞 until then I’ll be doing my part (drinking Corona) and studying the Telegram chessboard. ♟

Slowly, then suddenly, we'll find clarity 📝 I think @durov is timing the market 💎

Make Telegram Gaming Great Again 😠😤😡😡😤🤬😠🤔 Who’s building good multiplayer games? I’ve turned paid messages off so anyone can DM me, send me some cool games 👀

🔥 Free For All Burn Event — Week 5 Complete 🔥 🎫 The rewards have been distributed to all eligible participants now. 🎁 You thought that's all? We love to always give you a little extra — Top500 of the Global Leaderboard received into their Goodies an Error 444 meme pack, which will become claimable next month via secret code.

💰CHECK YOUR GOODIES Two generations of Telegram sticker culture, now together onchain. ☕️x🫡

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🤷‍♂️💪 LIVE, THE BLIND BOX IS We had a lot of fun making this collection, and we hope you enjoy using them. For only 24 hours, you can try your luck on the blind box. One pack continues the iconic Baby Yoda collection, one pack brings Teddie into the story. 👍 Teddie with Force | 1555 🧦 Egor’s Baby Yoda | 888 💎 7 GRAM More Telegram culture, now collectible on Goodies. GG’s and good luck🌟

20 Minutes Countdown🕘 Egor’s Baby Yoda tokenized on TON blockchain. That’s a special collectible. The WL is still open, check if you are eligible🫡

Fun stat: Goodies has paid over $100k in $GRAM to sticker artists 🎨👨‍🎨 Behind every emoji and beautifully weird sticker character we spam in the groupchats, there’s an artist who created it. Illustrators & animators are the lifeblood of Telegram culture, and I’ve also loved seeing that memecoins are further driving that culture appreciation like $EGOR $GRINCH $PEEPO & $JULIA (and many more) that share trading fees with the original artists. Let’s raise a glass to the best ecosystem across all blockchains for creatives🥂