Catturd ™
📈 Analytical overview of Telegram channel Catturd ™
Channel Catturd ™ (@catturdtelegram) in the English language segment is an active participant. Currently, the community unites 11 005 subscribers, ranking 4 774 in the Politics category and 3 370 in the USA region.
📊 Audience metrics and dynamics
Since its creation on невідомо, the project has demonstrated rapid growth, gathering an audience of 11 005 subscribers.
According to the latest data from 17 June, 2026, the channel demonstrates stable activity. Although there has been a change in the number of participants by 1 759 over the last 30 days and by 598 over the last 24 hours, overall reach remains high.
- Verification status: Not verified
- Engagement rate (ER): The average audience engagement rate is 63.76%. Within the first 24 hours after publication, content typically collects 27.87% reactions from the total number of subscribers.
- Post reach: On average, each post receives 6 859 views. Within the first day, a publication typically gains 2 998 views.
- Reactions and interaction: The audience actively supports content: the average number of reactions per post is 283.
📝 Description and content policy
The author describes the resource as a platform for expressing subjective opinions:
“The turd you can’t flush.”
Thanks to the high frequency of updates (latest data received on 18 June, 2026), the channel maintains relevance and a high level of publication reach. Analytics show that the audience actively interacts with content, making it an important point of influence in the Politics category.
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| 2 | This is legitimately the best thing I’ve seen on the internet today.
@catturd2
🔻Your body is running at 91% damage and you're calling it "just tired."
The military healed soldiers with this frequency. Now it's in your living room.
20 minutes. Lying down. Eyes closed. Your cells do the rest.⬇️
https://cutt.ly/MedBedHomeTherapyOfficial | 18 123 |
| 3 | Not only is Barack Hussain Obama gay and Michelle a transgender - but the two rent-a-kids aren't theirs either - still waiting for the first picture of Michelle (Michael) pregnant - or even one baby picture ...
Let me save you the suspense - they don't exist.
@catturd2 | 7 504 |
| 4 | Someone sounds nervous and guilty.
@catturd2 | 7 903 |
| 5 | Democrat Pride Month
vs.
Patriot Pride Month
Sound on. Send it…🇺🇸🔥
@catturd2 | 11 044 |
| 6 | They say "Elon is stealing your retirement" while they gladly accept the Government stealing half their paycheck their entire lives.
Low IQ, useful idiot retards.
@catturd2 | 8 991 |
| 7 | Remember when Mitt Romney said that her mentioning this was treason.
@catturd2 | 8 641 |
| 8 | Elon Musk earns a trillion dollars, the Left has a meltdown,
The government steals half your paycheck for trillions of dollars a year, the Left cheers.
@catturd2 | 7 320 |
| 9 | HOSPITALS ARE NOW CHARGING $180 PER SESSION FOR THE EXACT SAME TECHNOLOGY YOU CAN OWN FOR $0.27 PER DAY.
Read that again.
Mayo Clinic offers photobiomodulation therapy. $180 per 15-minute session. Cleveland Clinic offers it. $200 per session. Johns Hopkins has an entire department dedicated to it. $220 per session.
They are using 660nm red light and 850nm near-infrared. The exact same wavelengths. The exact same protocol. The exact same science.
The only difference? They charge you every single time you walk through the door.
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Let's do the math they don't want you to do.
3 sessions per week × $180 = $540 per week.
$540 × 52 weeks = $28,080 per year.
For 15 minutes of red light on your body.
The MedBed Home Therapy Mat uses the same wavelengths (660nm + 850nm) plus PEMF — which most clinics don't even offer. You use it every day. Unlimited. In your own home. For less than the price of a cup of coffee.
$28,080 per year at a hospital.
$0.27 per day at home.
Same light. Same wavelengths. Same cellular response.
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Why don't they tell you this?
Because the photobiomodulation therapy market is projected to reach $1.3 billion by 2028. That projection is based entirely on people NOT knowing they can do this at home.
Every hospital, every clinic, every physical therapy office offering "light therapy" is banking on your ignorance. They are selling you access to a wavelength of light and calling it a medical procedure.
It is not a procedure. It is physics. And physics doesn't require a co-pay.
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The moment you own this technology, you stop being a recurring revenue stream for the medical system. You stop booking appointments. You stop paying co-pays. You stop asking permission to heal.
That is why they will never recommend a home device. Not because it doesn't work — but because it works too well, and it only costs you once.
🔥 72-HOUR OFFER — BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE 🔥
$28,080 per year at their clinic.
Or one purchase. Unlimited use. Forever.
Buy one MedBed Home Therapy Mat — receive a second one FREE.⬇️
https://cutt.ly/MedBedHomeTherapyOfficial ✅️
Stop paying $180 for 15 minutes of something you can have 24 hours a day. | 6 562 |
| 10 | Look at what these Biolabs were MANUFACTURING…
Anthrax, Tularaemia, Tuberculosis, Swine Fever, New Castles Disease, MERS, SARS, Marburg and Ebola
THERE MUST BE ARRESTS
@catturd2 | 7 120 |
| 11 | Cancer, leukemia, Parkinson's, dementia - 99% of diseases can be detected in advance WITHOUT medical intervention!
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| 12 | Here's one of the many segments CBS News put out before the 2020 election in which they claimed that Hunter Biden's laptop was a Russian disinformation campaign.
Did they ever apologize for misleading people? Of course not. They did though admit after the election that the laptop was most likely authentic.
CBS News also heavily spread the "Russian bounties" hoax before the 2020 election, only to report after the election that rumors of Russia putting bounties on our soldiers in Afghanistan may have been untrue.
When the left cries that Bari Weiss is "destroying" CBS News, what they really mean is that she is messing with what used to be a functional arm of the DNC.
@catturd2 | 5 166 |
| 13 | 🔻MedBed Home Therapy — designed and built for home use. The exact same technology as MedBed, now available in your own home.
The MedBed Therapy mat uses 1,280 high-power LEDs to deliver targeted 660nm and 850nm frequencies — the exact wavelengths used in secret military regeneration programs.
It doesn’t just “soothe.” It rebuilds you from the inside out. Liver, kidneys, lungs — every organ is targeted and restored to its peak function.
Under President Trump’s directive, the TrumpRX program now subsidizes 90% of the cost for every patriot.
Stop managing symptoms. Start reversing the damage.
Secure your MedBed Therapy mat while the program is active:⬇️
https://cutt.ly/MedBedHomeTherapyOfficial ✅️ | 4 961 |
| 14 | THE US IS SEIZING KHARG ISLAND AND IRAN'S OIL — PRESIDENT TRUMP
He's doing it...Iran will be hit "VERY HARD TONIGHT"
"At some point in the not too distant future, we will be taking Kharg Island, and other oil infrastructure points, and assume total control of their Oil and Gas Markets, much like we have with Venezuela, which is working out brilliantly for both Venezuela and the United States of America."
IRAN SCREWED UP!
@catturd2 | 4 868 |
| 15 | A federal grand jury has just INDICTED a DEMOCRAT Georgia lawmaker for fraud, who is a known supporter of Black Lives Matter and defunding the police
State Rep. Karen Bennett allegedly DEFRAUDED the pandemic unemployment assistance program
Is EVERY Democrat involved in fraud?!
@catturd2 | 6 107 |
| 16 | Exactly what I said a few days ago. They’ll let Steve Hilton get to the runoff, just to say “see, we don’t cheat.”
Then they’ll cheat in the runoff.
@catturd2 | 4 785 |
| 17 | ⚠️ BIOLOGICAL AGE SCAN: YOU ARE AGING 3.2x FASTER THAN YOUR DNA ALLOWS.
Your mitochondria are running at 31% capacity.
Your inflammation markers are 4x above baseline.
Your cellular regeneration stopped keeping up 6 years ago.
You feel it every morning. The stiffness. The fog. The fatigue that coffee can't fix.
This is not aging. This is cellular collapse.
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The military solved this in 2019.
Three frequencies. One mat. 20 minutes lying down.
— 660nm red light penetrates 8mm into tissue. Triggers ATP production. Your cells wake up.
— 850nm near-infrared reaches bone, joint, organ. Repairs what you can't feel yet.
— PEMF at 1-30 Hz recharges your cellular voltage from 20mV back to 70mV.
The same protocol that returned injured operators to active duty in 11 days instead of 90.
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First 30 days:
→ Deep sleep increases by 38 minutes
→ Morning stiffness drops by 74%
→ Inflammation (CRP) decreases by 41%
→ Recovery time cut in half
You don't take anything. You don't swallow anything. You lie down. Your cells do the rest.
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This was a $180,000 system in a military recovery facility.
It's now in your living room.
30-day home trial. Full refund if your body doesn't respond.
Your cells are 3.2x behind schedule. Every day you wait, the gap widens.
→ https://cutt.ly/MedBedRedTherapy ⭐️ | 3 665 |
| 18 | Multiple Spencer Pratt voters have contacted me saying their signatures were rejected and their ballots were not counted. Here is the letter they get.
More than 200,000 Californians have had their ballots rejected since 2020. This is what happens when you don’t require voter ID. If a machine can identify your party registration, people have every right to question whether the process can be manipulated.
@catturd2 | 6 389 |
| 19 | Just got a letter from the US Department of Justice, confirming the guy who swatted me the first three times, is now serving 4 years in prison.
FAFO - that’s two people now who have threatened me who are behind bars.
There are serious consequences now for these leftists who threaten our lives.
@catturd2 | 6 037 |
| 20 | American's are finally starting to realize that their fruit isn't fruit anymore.
Most people are unaware that the American food supply is saturated with genetically modified organisms.
@catturd2 | 7 892 |
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