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📈 Analytical overview of Telegram channel Catturd ™
Channel Catturd ™ (@catturdtelegram) in the English language segment is an active participant. Currently, the community unites 16 865 subscribers, ranking 3 311 in the Politics category and 2 247 in the USA region.
📊 Audience metrics and dynamics
Since its creation on невідомо, the project has demonstrated rapid growth, gathering an audience of 16 865 subscribers.
According to the latest data from 02 September, 2026, the channel demonstrates stable activity. Although there has been a change in the number of participants by -87 over the last 30 days and by -11 over the last 24 hours, overall reach remains high.
- Verification status: Not verified
- Engagement rate (ER): The average audience engagement rate is 55.42%. Within the first 24 hours after publication, content typically collects 33.88% reactions from the total number of subscribers.
- Post reach: On average, each post receives 9 361 views. Within the first day, a publication typically gains 5 722 views.
- Reactions and interaction: The audience actively supports content: the average number of reactions per post is 588.
📝 Description and content policy
The author describes the resource as a platform for expressing subjective opinions:
“The turd you can’t flush.”
Thanks to the high frequency of updates (latest data received on 03 September, 2026), the channel maintains relevance and a high level of publication reach. Analytics show that the audience actively interacts with content, making it an important point of influence in the Politics category.
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| 01 September | +2 |
Channel Posts
| 2 |  Wannabe Trump assassin Ryan Routh has officially been sentenced to LIFE IN PRISON
Enjoying rotting in solitary, scumbag.
Trump is your President, and you’ll spend the rest of your miserable life in a cage.
@catturd2 | 3 047 |
| 3 |  “A North Carolina grand jury has just INDICTED DiQuan Hunt, the man who filmed himself beating White women on the streets of Charlotte NC.
The grand jury indicted Hunt, 32, on charges of assault with a deadly weapon inflicting serious injury.”
Lock the POS up for life.
@catturd2 | 3 638 |
| 4 |  YOUR BODY WORKED EVERY HOUR YOU DID.
Every shift, every deadline and every late night left you saying the same thing: I’ll recover tomorrow. Then tomorrow became another workday, another obligation and another reason to postpone the routine your body never received.
This Labor Day, taking one day off is not enough if nothing changes when the weekend ends. The real opportunity is to build something you can repeat. MB Aura Vortex K-1 brings PEMF from 3 to 64 Hz, 660 nm red light, 850 nm near-infrared and controlled warmth up to 70°C together under one full-body surface. Beneath you are amethyst, jade, tourmaline, obsidian and quartz. In your hand is one physical controller. There is no app, no subscription and no room filled with separate machines.
You lie down, choose your program and give yourself 20 minutes. That is what turns advanced technology into a routine: not four devices competing for your time, but one system designed to fit inside the life you already have.
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SAVE YOUR FUTURE. | 4 290 |
| 5 |  “Anne Hathaway: Killing a baby in an abortion is an act of "mercy."
Demonic.
@catturd2 | 6 274 |
| 6 |  $220 BILLION OF YOUR MONEY NEVER TOUCHED A CLASSROOM.
Rep. Harriet Hageman just walked the entire Department of Education pipeline on camera.
~$280 billion annual budget.
Less than 25% ever reaches students.
The rest flows to bureaucracy… then consultants… who donate right back to Democrats… then more consultants… then NGOs.
She said it without blinking:
“It is money laundering and money churning at its absolute best.”
This is the Federal Department of Indoctrination — a permanent Democrat slush fund dressed up as education.
That’s why they lose their minds the second DOGE or Trump starts going agency by agency. They’re not protecting kids. They’re protecting the pipeline.
Abolish the whole thing. Send the money and the power back to the states, the parents, and the teachers who actually stand in front of children.
@catturd2 | 10 432 |
| 7 |  IT’S OFFICIAL: John Bolton is now a FELON after pleading GUILTY to unlawful retention of national defense information
He and his mustache have agreed to pay a $2.25 MILLION fine, face up to 60 MONTHS in prison, and forfeit his pension.
“As Mr. Bolton just admitted, he put our national security at grave risk in violation of the law,” the DOJ said
Give him all 60 months!
Bolton is scheduled to be sentenced in October.
@catturd2 | 14 149 |
| 8 |  Donald Trump has many talents, and one of the lesser-known ones is that he is a terrific blues singer. This sad, visceral blues takes us on a trip of his suffering — the media attacks, the Democratic onslaught, the loneliness of a man who gave everything for his country and got only slander in return. But as every great bluesman knows, true art comes from pain. And this? This is pure, uncut pain.
🎵 "That's the fake news blues..." 🎵
This the best thing I’ve seen all year.
Bravo 👏 👏👏👏👏
@catturd2 | 7 823 |
| 9 |  SYSTEM OVERLOAD DETECTED.
Not on a scanner. In your routine.
Long days. Broken sleep. Constant pressure. A body that never gets a clear moment to slow down because every recovery option asks for another device, another setup and another hour you do not have.
You feel the difference when the routine disappears. Mornings feel heavier. Focus takes longer. The body carries yesterday into today. Most people respond by adding more complexity—more appointments, more equipment, more things they will eventually stop using.
Vortex K-1 was engineered around a different idea: if a routine is going to matter, it has to be simple enough to repeat.
The full-body system brings four technologies together under one surface:
— PEMF from 3 to 64 Hz: nine selectable programs delivered through six copper coils.
— 660 nm red light: distributed across the full-body surface.
— 850 nm near-infrared: integrated into the same session without a second device.
— Controlled warmth up to 70°C: monitored across eight heat zones.
Beneath the surface are amethyst, jade, tourmaline, obsidian and quartz. In your hand is one physical controller. No app. No subscription. No room filled with separate machines.
You do not prepare four different sessions. You lie down, choose your settings and give yourself 20 minutes.
That is the real breakthrough: not another machine demanding more of your time, but one engineered routine designed to fit inside the life you already have.
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Your future will be shaped by the routines you are willing to repeat today.
SAVE YOUR FUTURE. | 7 010 |
| 10 | We demand proof of life of Mitch McConnell.
We have a right to know the health condition of a U.S. Senator.
Unless you're lying, he should have no problem doing a short video.
@catturd2 | 8 760 |
| 11 |  A newly uncovered 2012 email shows Fauci ordering an aide to permanently delete an NIH email about gain-of-function.
“Please delete this e-mail and then delete from the deleted file.”
Fauci has been deleting federal records since 2012?
@catturd2 | 9 495 |
| 12 |  In a MASSVE move against the meatpacking monopoly, President Trump is hereby authorizing farmers and ranchers to DIRECTLY PROCESS their OWN FOOD
Trump is declaring WAR on artificially high meat prices! 🔥
"For years I have heard that they have had a tremendous problem with the Big Processors, who many say are a nasty Monopoly."
"There are, essentially, 4 of them, a very non competitive number, and they make life miserable for our wonderful Farmers and Ranchers, and I can’t let that happen, can I?"
"So, in order to break this powerful monopoly, with much of its ownership based outside of the U.S., I am authorizing legal documents to be drawn in order to allow Farmers and Ranchers to be given the right to PROCESS THEIR OWN FOOD."
"This should move quickly. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
@catturd2 | 8 088 |
| 13 |  Sec. Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is scoring TOTAL VINDICATION after the two "measles deaths" in Pennsylvania were confirmed FABRICATED
25 days ago: CNN's Dana Bash goes full accusatory panic mode, says RFK is likely responsible for a "measles outbreak"
Days later: PA Gov. Josh Shapiro fabricates two measles deaths, "first in 35 years"
Shapiro is then called out by the Lancaster County Commissioner, who confirmed there are no such Measles-CAUSED deaths.
Same COVID playbook: deaths WITH a condition identified as deaths CAUSED by a condition — NOT HOW IT WORKS.
@catturd2 | 8 358 |
| 14 |  THE FILE WAS STAMPED 1954.
Inside was a drawing labeled VORTEX K-1.
Four systems.
One surface.
One machine designed for rooms the public would never enter.
Was it real?
The archive never proved it.
But the idea refused to disappear.
PEMF.
Red light.
Near-infrared.
Controlled heat.
Decades later, MB Aura engineered those four systems into one full-body mat you can actually see, touch and own.
6 PEMF coils.
9 programs from 3 Hz to 64 Hz.
660 nm red light.
850 nm near-infrared.
Heat monitored across 8 zones.
One physical controller.
No app.
No subscription.
Twenty minutes.
Full body.
One system.
They can argue about the story.
THEY CANNOT IGNORE WHAT IS IN FRONT OF YOU.
This is not the proof of a secret archive.
This is the product.
MB AURA VORTEX K-1 — POWERED BY MEDBED.
THE FILE WAS STAMPED 1954.
Inside was a drawing labeled VORTEX K-1.
Four systems.
One surface.
One machine designed for rooms the public would never enter.
Was it real?
The archive never proved it.
But the idea refused to disappear.
PEMF.
Red light.
Near-infrared.
Controlled heat.
Decades later, MB Aura engineered those four systems into one full-body mat you can actually see, touch and own.
6 PEMF coils.
9 programs from 3 Hz to 64 Hz.
660 nm red light.
850 nm near-infrared.
Heat monitored across 8 zones.
One physical controller.
No app.
No subscription.
Twenty minutes.
Full body.
One system.
They can argue about the story.
THEY CANNOT IGNORE WHAT IS IN FRONT OF YOU.
This is not the proof of a secret archive.
This is the product.
LIMITED LAUNCH ALLOCATION
MSRP $3,240 → LAUNCH PRICE $1,290
Free worldwide shipping · 30-night trial · 2-year warranty
🔗 https://cutt.ly/MedBedVortexK-1
SAVE YOUR FUTURE. | 7 274 |
| 15 |  He posted it again.
😂😂😂😂😂 Only Trump.
@catturd2 | 7 458 |
| 16 |  They aren’t just “vaccinating” you.
They’re injecting you with DNA that is not yours.
Human cells.
Animal cells.
Chicken egg proteins.
Dr. Bryan Ardis lays it out plainly: When they grow these shots in other living cells, pieces of that foreign DNA and protein end up inside you.
Your immune system wakes up, sees “this isn’t my DNA”…and starts attacking. That’s how you get lifelong autoimmune disease.
Lupus.
RA.
MS.
Hashimoto’s.
The list keeps growing.
They manufacture the majority of these products this way. They just don’t want you connecting the dots. Watch this once. Then watch it again. Your body was never supposed to fight itself.
@catturd2 | 9 867 |
| 17 |  You have to watch this. This man was issued a ticket by an AI Red light Camera and he wasn’t even in the state that issued him the ticket.
Now you would think this would be a simple matter to resolve; however, it’s anything but because the company that owns this equipment is a private company owned by a global corporation that isn’t even in the US!
So we now have foreign actors accessing American Citizens personal and private information. How in the hell is this allowed!
@catturd2 | 10 194 |
| 18 |  3:00 AM.
Your body is exhausted.
But the day is still running through your head.
The room is silent.
The screen is dark.
Tomorrow is getting closer.
Most people wait for sleep to erase everything the day kept loading.
But the strongest routines do not begin in the morning.
They begin with how you close the night.
Twenty minutes before bed.
One full-body surface.
PEMF: 9 programs from 3 Hz to 64 Hz.
Red light: 660 nm.
Near-infrared: 850 nm.
Controlled heat: monitored across 8 zones.
Mineral surface: amethyst, jade, tourmaline, obsidian and quartz.
You choose the functions.
You set the timer.
You set the temperature.
Then the screen goes dark.
No app.
No notifications.
No complicated stack.
Just one deliberate transition from the pressure of today to the silence of tonight.
Tomorrow does not begin when you wake up.
IT BEGINS WITH HOW YOU CLOSE TONIGHT.
Make twenty minutes the signal.
LIMITED LAUNCH ALLOCATION
MSRP $3,240 → LAUNCH PRICE $1,290
🔗 https://cutt.ly/MedBedVortexK-1
20 minutes. Full body. One system. | 7 604 |
| 19 |  Never Forget when Dolly Parton donated $1 million to help Hurricane Helene victims as Kamala Harris did NOTHING
She looked so healthy here 🙏 💔
@catturd2 | 7 504 |
| 20 |  MUST WATCH: "WANDA THE STUFFER" IS FACING 100 COUNTS OF BALLOT FRAUD
This is happening all across the country because Democrats can't win unless they cheat.
@catturd2 | 8 252 |
