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📈 Analytical overview of Telegram channel Catturd ™
Channel Catturd ™ (@catturdtelegram) in the English language segment is an active participant. Currently, the community unites 16 274 subscribers, ranking 3 463 in the Politics category and 2 340 in the USA region.
📊 Audience metrics and dynamics
Since its creation on невідомо, the project has demonstrated rapid growth, gathering an audience of 16 274 subscribers.
According to the latest data from 11 July, 2026, the channel demonstrates stable activity. Although there has been a change in the number of participants by 7 390 over the last 30 days and by -16 over the last 24 hours, overall reach remains high.
- Verification status: Not verified
- Engagement rate (ER): The average audience engagement rate is 70.95%. Within the first 24 hours after publication, content typically collects 42.72% reactions from the total number of subscribers.
- Post reach: On average, each post receives 11 542 views. Within the first day, a publication typically gains 6 949 views.
- Reactions and interaction: The audience actively supports content: the average number of reactions per post is 712.
📝 Description and content policy
The author describes the resource as a platform for expressing subjective opinions:
“The turd you can’t flush.”
Thanks to the high frequency of updates (latest data received on 12 July, 2026), the channel maintains relevance and a high level of publication reach. Analytics show that the audience actively interacts with content, making it an important point of influence in the Politics category.
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Channel Posts
+1
Lisa motel-sexed Peter:
“If they start digging deep, we are fucked…”
• Newly declassified Crossfire Hurricane documents reveal FBI attorney Lisa Page’s fear that the media, following a New York Times article, might start "digging deep" into the Crossfire Hurricane investigation—exposing Barack Obama’s plot to overthrow the United States government.
• On November 7, 2016, Lisa Page reacted to a New York Times article about Russian propaganda efforts tied to the 2016 election, specifically mentioning "lots of HRC-related emails."
• Her response in a message to colleagues—“if they start digging deep, we are screwed”
• Page also emphasized the need to maintain the FBI’s "good guys" image, “To remind people that we are STILL the good guys trying to keep America safe, and not political operatives who sway elections.”
In other words: This admission regarding public perception shows a deliberate cover-up and an effort to overthrow the United States government.
@catturd2
| 2 |  “HE'S DONE FOR: With federal investigations into Gavin Newsom and his wife, he is starting to FEEL the pressure.”
“GOOD. Fraud has NO place in this country.”
Pure panic.
@catturd2 | 5 002 |
| 3 |  Unearthed video shows Tim Walz saying Deporting Tou Lue Vang, who raped a 10 year-old girl, would NOT make Minnesota safer.
“I can find no reason how Minnesota is safer or better if Mr. Vang is deported to a country he has not been to since he was a child”
So Walz pardoned him…
Thankfully the Trump administration deported this monster.
@catturd2 | 5 495 |
| 4 |  DAY 14 WAS NOT THE END.
It was the door.
While you were recovering, something else was happening.
Your DNA was being repaired.
Your telomeres were extending.
Your stem cells were multiplying.
Your biological clock was reversing.
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| 5 |  OOPS… Amy Coney Barrett and John Roberts NEED to hear this.
A constitutional expert argues that Supreme Court justices can face impeachment by the President and Congress over alleged CORRUPTION or ABUSE OF CONSTITUTIONAL DUTY.
Listen carefully!
@catturd2 | 10 205 |
| 6 |  🚨 Tulsi Gabbard proved what we already knew: Fauci was in on it from start. He and his band of deep state psychopaths reset the course of life as we knew it, while making people sick or killing them with Covid and the vax. Will he ever face justice? Dr. McCullough explains.
@catturd2 | 19 310 |
| 7 |  Australia is finally admitting that sunscreens are made with cancer causing fragrance chemicals, parabens, chemical solvents and petroleum.
Do you question the ingreedients in sunscreens and their role in skin cancer?
@catturd2 | 7 149 |
| 8 |  +1Judge Hannah Dugan, who tried to HIDE an illegal alien from immigration officials was just SPARED Prison time and only sentenced to a $5,000 fine.
She got away with it..
Two-Tiered justice system strikes again.
@catturd2 | 6 749 |
| 9 |  🔻THIS IS WHAT 20 MINUTES DOES TO YOUR BODY.
Day 1 — your cells wake up.
Day 3 — inflammation starts dying.
Day 7 — you feel it. 50% better.
Day 14 — you are not the same person.
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| 10 |  The biggest heist in American history — exposed.
The Federal Reserve just confirmed it:
U.S. NGOs are sitting on $14.2 TRILLION in combined assets — your tax money.
That’s more than the entire GDPs of India + Japan + Germany combined.
Congress didn’t just spend the national debt…
They racketed HALF of it into the single largest corruption empire on the planet.
This is the missing half of the U.S. debt crisis.
The root of the waste, the fraud, the open borders, the endless foreign handouts, and the shadow government that answers to no one.
They took your money.
Your children’s money.
Your grandchildren’s money…
and handed it to unaccountable organizations that grow richer while America bleeds.
This isn’t “charity.”
This is the greatest money-laundering operation in history — protected by Congress.
The racket is bigger than most countries.
And it’s funded by you.
@catturd2 | 8 516 |
| 11 |  Just checking again this morning to see how Bernie's fight with the Oligarchy is going.
@catturd2 | 7 122 |
| 12 |  Mental illness.
@catturd2 | 7 836 |
| 13 |  YOUR BODY IS HELD TOGETHER BY ONE PROTEIN.
Collagen.
It makes up 30% of ALL protein in your body. It’s the scaffolding of your skin. The cushion in your joints. The tensile strength of your tendons. The flexibility of your arteries. The density of your bones.
Without it — you literally FALL APART.
And here’s what no one told you:
AFTER AGE 25, YOUR BODY STOPS MAKING IT.
Not “makes less.” STOPS.
Every year after 25:
→ You lose 1.5% of your total collagen
→ By 40: you’ve lost 25% of your structural integrity
→ By 50: 40% gone
→ By 60: over 50% of the scaffolding that holds you together — DISSOLVED
This is why:
→ Your skin wrinkles (not aging — collagen loss)
→ Your joints ache (not wear — collagen loss)
→ Your bones thin (not calcium — collagen loss)
→ Your arteries stiffen (not cholesterol — collagen loss)
→ Your discs degenerate (not “bad posture” — collagen loss)
Every symptom they told you was “normal aging” is actually STRUCTURAL COLLAPSE from collagen depletion.
THE $50 BILLION LIE:
The beauty industry sells you collagen CREAMS.
The supplement industry sells you collagen POWDERS.
Neither works.
Collagen molecules are too large to penetrate skin topically. And oral collagen is broken down by stomach acid into amino acids — your body doesn’t reassemble them into collagen.
You’ve been pouring money into a broken system.
The ONLY way to increase collagen production is to ACTIVATE THE CELLS THAT MAKE IT.
Those cells are called FIBROBLASTS.
And they respond to ONE stimulus above all others:
RED LIGHT AT 660nm.
THE SCIENCE THEY BURIED:
A 2014 study published in Photomedicine and Laser Surgery:
→ Subjects exposed to 660nm red light showed 200% increase in collagen density
→ Fibroblast proliferation increased by 155%
→ Procollagen synthesis (the precursor) increased by 300%
→ Results visible in 30 days. Measurable in 14.
A 2019 randomized controlled trial:
→ Participants using red light therapy showed significant reduction in wrinkle depth
→ Skin elasticity improved by 21%
→ Collagen fiber density increased — confirmed by ULTRASOUND imaging
→ No side effects. Zero downtime. Pure physics.
BUT IT’S NOT JUST SKIN.
The 850nm near-infrared wavelength penetrates DEEP:
→ Into joints: stimulates chondrocyte collagen production (cartilage repair)
→ Into bones: activates osteoblast collagen matrix formation
→ Into tendons: accelerates tenocyte repair cycles
→ Into intervertebral discs: promotes nucleus pulposus regeneration
Your entire structural system — from skin to skeleton — runs on collagen.
And collagen production runs on LIGHT.
THE TIMELINE OF COLLAPSE:
Without intervention:
→ Age 30: First fine lines. First joint stiffness.
→ Age 40: Visible sagging. Chronic joint pain begins.
→ Age 50: Bone density loss accelerates. Disc degeneration.
→ Age 60: Osteoporosis. Joint replacement. Immobility.
With 660nm + 850nm photobiomodulation:
→ Week 1: Fibroblast activation begins
→ Week 2: Measurable increase in procollagen
→ Week 4: Visible skin improvement. Joint pain reduction.
→ Week 8: Structural density increasing across all tissues
→ Week 12: Your body is producing collagen like it did at 25.
This is not cosmetics. This is STRUCTURAL ENGINEERING at the cellular level.
You can spend $200/month on collagen supplements that your stomach destroys.
Or you can spend 20 minutes on a mat that tells your fibroblasts to BUILD.
One is a $50 billion marketing scam.
The other is physics.
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| 14 |  Posting without comment.
@catturd2 | 7 792 |
| 15 |  An ARREST WARRANT has been issued for James Comey — NOT just a court summons like last time
The US Marshals have been ORDERED by a federal judge in North Carolina to take James Comey into CUSTODY
COMEY MUGSHOT INCOMING! 🔥
@catturd2 | 12 319 |
| 16 |  🔻Every single day, your DNA sustains between 10,000 and 100,000 molecular lesions per cell.
Oxidative damage. UV radiation. Metabolic byproducts. Environmental toxins. Electromagnetic interference.
At age 25, your repair mechanisms fix 99.9% of this damage overnight.
At age 40, repair efficiency drops to 85%.
At age 55, it drops below 60%.
The damage that is NOT repaired accumulates. Year after year. Decade after decade. This is what you call “aging.”
Aging is not a clock. It is accumulated unrepaired DNA damage.
In 2009, Elizabeth Blackburn won the Nobel Prize for discovering telomeres — the protective caps at the ends of your chromosomes.
Every time a cell divides, telomeres shorten. When they reach critical length, the cell can no longer divide. It becomes senescent. Then it dies.
Short telomeres = biological aging.
Long telomeres = biological youth.
What Blackburn’s research revealed but mainstream medicine ignores:
Telomere length is not fixed. It can be EXTENDED by activating telomerase — the enzyme that rebuilds telomere caps.
And what activates telomerase?
Reduced oxidative stress. Increased cellular energy. Enhanced mitochondrial function.
Exactly what photobiomodulation delivers.
PUBLISHED EVIDENCE:
→ Hamblin et al. (2017): Near-infrared light at 850nm reduces oxidative DNA damage by 40-60%
→ Ferraresi et al. (2015): Red light therapy increases cellular repair enzyme activity by 200%
→ De Freitas & Hamblin (2016): Photobiomodulation activates DNA repair pathways (BER, NER, MMR)
→ Amaroli et al. (2019): 660nm light directly stimulates telomerase activity in human cells
Your DNA is not condemned to decay. The repair mechanism exists. It simply needs ENERGY to function.
The MedBed Home Therapy Mat delivers 660nm + 850nm light directly to every cell in your body. 20 minutes per day.
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→ Oxidative DNA damage reduced
→ Repair enzyme activity amplified
→ Telomerase activation stimulated
→ Cellular division quality restored
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Every day without repair is another 100,000 lesions per cell that go unfixed. The accumulation is irreversible past a threshold. Start now. | 5 582 |
| 17 |  If this was me or you the second time, we’d be doing jail time.
@catturd2 | 9 113 |
| 18 |  So it just so happens, the fake hate group SPLC Fed Front, a Reuters journalist, and this beauty were the only ones on a bus for the photo. 😂😂😂 Staged AF.
@catturd2 | 9 201 |
| 19 |  In 1952, physicist Winfried Otto Schumann mathematically predicted that Earth generates a continuous electromagnetic pulse at exactly 7.83 Hz.
This was confirmed. Measured. Documented. It has been pulsing without interruption for 4.5 billion years.
7.83 Hz. The heartbeat of the planet.
Here is what they don’t teach you:
Every biological organism on Earth evolved inside this frequency. Your cells, your brain, your nervous system — all calibrated to 7.83 Hz over millions of years of evolution.
When NASA first sent astronauts into orbit, they returned sick. Disoriented. Their bones deteriorated. Their immune systems collapsed. Their circadian rhythms shattered.
The cause was not zero gravity. It was frequency deprivation.
They were cut off from 7.83 Hz.
NASA’s solution: they installed Schumann Resonance generators inside every spacecraft and the International Space Station. The astronauts recovered immediately.
This is not alternative medicine. This is aerospace engineering.
Now consider your life:
You live in concrete buildings that block Earth’s electromagnetic field. You are surrounded by WiFi at 2.4 GHz, 5G at 28-39 GHz, and Bluetooth at 2.45 GHz — frequencies millions of times higher than what your cells were designed for.
You are an astronaut who never left the ground. Cut off from the frequency your body requires to regenerate.
The result: chronic inflammation. Insomnia. Brain fog. Joint pain. Accelerated aging. Cellular voltage collapse.
You are not sick. You are disconnected.
The MedBed Home Therapy Mat generates 7.83 Hz PEMF — the exact Schumann Resonance — directly into your body. Combined with 660nm red light and 850nm near-infrared, it reconnects every cell to the frequency they were designed to operate on.
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