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El canal Catturd ™ (@catturdtelegram) en el segmento lingüístico de Inglés es un actor destacado. Actualmente la comunidad reúne a 16 902 suscriptores, ocupando la posición 3 299 en la categoría Política y el puesto 2 226 en la región EEUU.
📊 Métricas de audiencia y dinámica
Desde su creación el невідомо, el proyecto ha mostrado un crecimiento acelerado, reuniendo a 16 902 suscriptores.
Según los últimos datos del 28 agosto, 2026, el canal mantiene una actividad estable. En los últimos 30 días la variación de miembros fue de -72, y en las últimas 24 horas de 29, conservando un alto alcance.
- Estado de verificación: No verificado
- Tasa de interacción (ER): El promedio de interacción de la audiencia es 55.56%. Durante las primeras 24 horas tras publicar, el contenido suele obtener 32.79% de reacciones respecto al total de suscriptores.
- Alcance de las publicaciones: Cada publicación recibe en promedio 9 391 visualizaciones. En el primer día suele acumular 5 543 visualizaciones.
- Reacciones e interacción: La audiencia responde de forma activa: el promedio de reacciones por publicación es 614.
📝 Descripción y política de contenido
El autor describe el recurso como un espacio para expresar opiniones subjetivas:
“The turd you can’t flush.”
Gracias a la alta frecuencia de actualizaciones (últimos datos recibidos el 29 agosto, 2026), el canal mantiene la vigencia y un amplio alcance. La analítica demuestra que la audiencia interactúa activamente con el contenido, lo que lo convierte en un punto de referencia dentro de la categoría Política.
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Publicaciones del Canal
In a MASSVE move against the meatpacking monopoly, President Trump is hereby authorizing farmers and ranchers to DIRECTLY PROCESS their OWN FOOD
Trump is declaring WAR on artificially high meat prices! 🔥
"For years I have heard that they have had a tremendous problem with the Big Processors, who many say are a nasty Monopoly."
"There are, essentially, 4 of them, a very non competitive number, and they make life miserable for our wonderful Farmers and Ranchers, and I can’t let that happen, can I?"
"So, in order to break this powerful monopoly, with much of its ownership based outside of the U.S., I am authorizing legal documents to be drawn in order to allow Farmers and Ranchers to be given the right to PROCESS THEIR OWN FOOD."
"This should move quickly. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
@catturd2
| 2 |  Sec. Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is scoring TOTAL VINDICATION after the two "measles deaths" in Pennsylvania were confirmed FABRICATED
25 days ago: CNN's Dana Bash goes full accusatory panic mode, says RFK is likely responsible for a "measles outbreak"
Days later: PA Gov. Josh Shapiro fabricates two measles deaths, "first in 35 years"
Shapiro is then called out by the Lancaster County Commissioner, who confirmed there are no such Measles-CAUSED deaths.
Same COVID playbook: deaths WITH a condition identified as deaths CAUSED by a condition — NOT HOW IT WORKS.
@catturd2 | 4 960 |
| 3 |  THE FILE WAS STAMPED 1954.
Inside was a drawing labeled VORTEX K-1.
Four systems.
One surface.
One machine designed for rooms the public would never enter.
Was it real?
The archive never proved it.
But the idea refused to disappear.
PEMF.
Red light.
Near-infrared.
Controlled heat.
Decades later, MB Aura engineered those four systems into one full-body mat you can actually see, touch and own.
6 PEMF coils.
9 programs from 3 Hz to 64 Hz.
660 nm red light.
850 nm near-infrared.
Heat monitored across 8 zones.
One physical controller.
No app.
No subscription.
Twenty minutes.
Full body.
One system.
They can argue about the story.
THEY CANNOT IGNORE WHAT IS IN FRONT OF YOU.
This is not the proof of a secret archive.
This is the product.
MB AURA VORTEX K-1 — POWERED BY MEDBED.
THE FILE WAS STAMPED 1954.
Inside was a drawing labeled VORTEX K-1.
Four systems.
One surface.
One machine designed for rooms the public would never enter.
Was it real?
The archive never proved it.
But the idea refused to disappear.
PEMF.
Red light.
Near-infrared.
Controlled heat.
Decades later, MB Aura engineered those four systems into one full-body mat you can actually see, touch and own.
6 PEMF coils.
9 programs from 3 Hz to 64 Hz.
660 nm red light.
850 nm near-infrared.
Heat monitored across 8 zones.
One physical controller.
No app.
No subscription.
Twenty minutes.
Full body.
One system.
They can argue about the story.
THEY CANNOT IGNORE WHAT IS IN FRONT OF YOU.
This is not the proof of a secret archive.
This is the product.
LIMITED LAUNCH ALLOCATION
MSRP $3,240 → LAUNCH PRICE $1,290
Free worldwide shipping · 30-night trial · 2-year warranty
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SAVE YOUR FUTURE. | 4 951 |
| 4 |  He posted it again.
😂😂😂😂😂 Only Trump.
@catturd2 | 5 770 |
| 5 |  They aren’t just “vaccinating” you.
They’re injecting you with DNA that is not yours.
Human cells.
Animal cells.
Chicken egg proteins.
Dr. Bryan Ardis lays it out plainly: When they grow these shots in other living cells, pieces of that foreign DNA and protein end up inside you.
Your immune system wakes up, sees “this isn’t my DNA”…and starts attacking. That’s how you get lifelong autoimmune disease.
Lupus.
RA.
MS.
Hashimoto’s.
The list keeps growing.
They manufacture the majority of these products this way. They just don’t want you connecting the dots. Watch this once. Then watch it again. Your body was never supposed to fight itself.
@catturd2 | 7 273 |
| 6 |  You have to watch this. This man was issued a ticket by an AI Red light Camera and he wasn’t even in the state that issued him the ticket.
Now you would think this would be a simple matter to resolve; however, it’s anything but because the company that owns this equipment is a private company owned by a global corporation that isn’t even in the US!
So we now have foreign actors accessing American Citizens personal and private information. How in the hell is this allowed!
@catturd2 | 7 793 |
| 7 |  3:00 AM.
Your body is exhausted.
But the day is still running through your head.
The room is silent.
The screen is dark.
Tomorrow is getting closer.
Most people wait for sleep to erase everything the day kept loading.
But the strongest routines do not begin in the morning.
They begin with how you close the night.
Twenty minutes before bed.
One full-body surface.
PEMF: 9 programs from 3 Hz to 64 Hz.
Red light: 660 nm.
Near-infrared: 850 nm.
Controlled heat: monitored across 8 zones.
Mineral surface: amethyst, jade, tourmaline, obsidian and quartz.
You choose the functions.
You set the timer.
You set the temperature.
Then the screen goes dark.
No app.
No notifications.
No complicated stack.
Just one deliberate transition from the pressure of today to the silence of tonight.
Tomorrow does not begin when you wake up.
IT BEGINS WITH HOW YOU CLOSE TONIGHT.
Make twenty minutes the signal.
LIMITED LAUNCH ALLOCATION
MSRP $3,240 → LAUNCH PRICE $1,290
🔗 https://cutt.ly/MedBedVortexK-1
20 minutes. Full body. One system. | 5 390 |
| 8 |  Never Forget when Dolly Parton donated $1 million to help Hurricane Helene victims as Kamala Harris did NOTHING
She looked so healthy here 🙏 💔
@catturd2 | 5 569 |
| 9 |  MUST WATCH: "WANDA THE STUFFER" IS FACING 100 COUNTS OF BALLOT FRAUD
This is happening all across the country because Democrats can't win unless they cheat.
@catturd2 | 6 395 |
| 10 |  LMAO - Dude was telling the absolute truth, and the crazy Karen couldn't handle it.
@catturd2 | 6 074 |
| 11 |  THEY DIDN’T HIDE THE TECHNOLOGY.
THEY HID THE ACCESS.
For years, advanced recovery technology required private rooms, multiple machines, complicated controls and serious money.
PEMF was one system.
Red light was another.
Near-infrared was separate.
Controlled heat required its own setup.
Four technologies. Four devices. Four separate routines.
Then MB Aura rebuilt the entire concept.
The Vortex K-1 integrates all four systems across one full-body surface:
PEMF: 9 programs, from 3 Hz to 64 Hz.
Red light: 660 nm across the surface.
Near-infrared: 850 nm.
Controlled heat: up to 70°C, monitored across 8 zones.
Mineral surface: amethyst, jade, tourmaline, obsidian and quartz.
One physical controller.
No app.
No subscription.
No room full of equipment.
You unroll it.
You choose your program.
You lie down for 20 minutes.
The technology was never truly secret.
It was simply kept out of reach.
The vault is now open.
LIMITED LAUNCH ALLOCATION
60% OFF — MSRP $3,240 → NOW $1,290 ⬇️
https://cutt.ly/MedBedVortexK-1
20 minutes. Full body. One system. | 5 903 |
| 12 |  Good morning, America 🇺🇸
@catturd2 | 6 245 |
| 13 |  “An Amazon worker followed a 71-year-old man inside a gas station after allegedly becoming upset because the man had taken his parking spot.
The Amazon driver then struck the 71-year-old man, knocking him to the ground and causing a concussion.
The Amazon driver was arrested and charged with felony battery and elder abuse. The incident took place in Elk Grove, California.”
I hope he gets many years in prison.
@catturd2 | 7 706 |
| 14 |  The 9th Circuit has decided the ‘Covid Vaccine’ is NOT A VACCINE. Plaintiffs can now use this as cases go forward.
Buckle up, Pfizer and Moderna. You’re guilty of Mass Murder.
@catturd2 | 9 598 |
| 15 | MEDBED VORTEX K-1
Don’t wait…
Once it disappears, it may never come back again.
70 years ago — hidden.
Today — in front of you.
30 days Free Risk.
Feel the difference from the very first days.
MedBed Vortex K-1
The next generation of advanced recovery technology.
Get yours now. ⬇️
https://cutt.ly/MedBedVortexK-1 | 7 449 |
| 16 |  THEY REPLACED 4 MACHINES WITH ONE MAT.
To get what the Vortex K-1 delivers in a single 20-minute session, you would need:
One PEMF machine — $3,000+
One red light therapy panel — $2,500+
One infrared sauna — $4,000+
One far-infrared heating pad — $500+
Total: over $10,000 in equipment.
Four devices. Four power outlets. Four separate sessions.
Hours of your day. Thousands of dollars. An entire room dedicated to recovery.
Or.
One mat.
One session.
Everything.
The MB Aura Vortex K-1 integrates all four technologies into a single full-body surface:
PEMF — 9 programs, 3 Hz to 64 Hz, 12 copper coils.
Red light — 660 nm, distributed across the full surface.
Near-infrared — 850 nm, deep tissue penetration.
Far-infrared heat — up to 70 degrees, 8 sensors, precision controlled.
Natural mineral surface — amethyst, jade, tourmaline, obsidian, quartz.
You unroll it.
You lie down.
You select your program.
20 minutes later — you stand up rebuilt.
No room full of machines.
No complicated setup.
No four separate sessions.
One mat does what four machines couldn't do together.
And it rolls up when you're done.
This is not a compromise.
This is engineering.
60% OFF — ONLY 100 LEFT IN STOCK.
When they’re gone — this price is gone forever.⬇️
https://cutt.ly/MedBedVortexK-1 | 7 276 |
| 17 |  Now do George Soros.
@catturd2 | 8 191 |
| 18 |  MAJOR BREAKING: Epstein survivors just announced they will release their own list of names.
“We know who abused us. We saw who came and went. This list will be survivor-led—for survivors.”
The government stalled.
Now the victims are doing it themselves.
@catturd2 | 14 971 |
| 19 |  🚨REMINDER‼️
PFIZER was FORCED to publish the adverse effects of its vaccine—they wanted to hide it for 75 years 🤨
🇺🇸 After a U.S. Judge Forced the FDA to DECLASSIFY the PFIZER vaccine data; 9 pages with 1291 ADVERSE EFFECTS were revealed, in Confidential Documents
@catturd2 | 11 204 |
| 20 |  YOUR TISSUE IS COLD.
STIFF.
LOCKED.
And nothing you put on the surface reaches it.
Heating pads warm your skin.
Hot baths warm the first few millimeters.
Creams sit on top and do nothing underneath.
The problem is not on the surface.
The problem is deep.
Locked joints. Compressed discs. Muscles that haven't fully relaxed in months. Fascia that holds tension like a fist that won't open.
You need heat that goes inside.
The MB Aura Vortex K-1 delivers far-infrared heat up to 70 degrees — monitored by 8 independent sensors across the full-body surface.
This is not surface warmth.
This is deep tissue penetration.
The infrared wavelength passes through skin, through muscle, into the joint capsule, into the fascia, into the places where stiffness lives.
And it stays there.
Not for a moment.
For 20 full minutes.
While simultaneously:
PEMF pulses restore electromagnetic communication.
Red light triggers cellular repair.
Near-infrared reaches tissue no surface treatment can touch.
Natural minerals amplify the signal beneath you.
All four. Plus 70 degrees of monitored, controlled, deep heat.
Your tissue warms from the inside.
Your muscles release what they've been holding.
Your joints open.
Your body remembers what freedom feels like.
This is not a heating pad.
This is precision thermal engineering built into a full-body recovery system.
MB AURA VORTEX K-1 — POWERED BY MEDBED.
➡️ https://cutt.ly/MedBedVortexK-1 | 7 606 |
