XIAOMI Fuckups

Mimd HAL CPU Bomb truly HyperOS 3 talent

Xiaomi SU7: Where self-driving means self-destructing Xiaomi’s autopark feature is so advanced it found a spot where the owner will never have to pay for parking again. The car calculated the lifetime cost of battery replacements and decided to take the "Permanent Off-Grid" option. As the front bumper kissed the water, the speakers played the Xiaomi ringtone one last time—a siren song for a car that realized its only real purpose was to go viral on TikTok Follow @Xiaomifuckup

Did y'all know that ximi actually glazes themselves with fake claims during setup

Xiaomi catches fire doing nothing! Indeed, a task deemed too demanding by Lei Jun. It was resting in a cold ambient temperature and suddenly became a Republican. Refrain from buying a Xiaomi and using it for more than an year without battery replacements for your own safety. Follow @XiaomiFuckup for more safety advisories.

Even Reddit moderators hate maintaing Xiaomi community 🤷‍♂

Xiaomi animation competitor vs OPPO animation competitor

Wake up babe, Lei Jun was caught using glue from Carl Pei once again.

Xiaomi presents AI De-generation! You thought AI was only used to generate detail for zoom shots and portraits? Nah. Lei Jun, being the innate innovator he is, can now erase detail from shots instead of inventing it! *This feature has been rolled out to the Xiaomi 17 series, future models to receive it via OTA. Follow @XiaomiFuckup for exclusive Xiaomi leaks.

Welcome to Vivo Fuckups If you thought we only cooked Xiaomi, congratulations, you were wrong on a cosmic level. We hate everything. Brands. Features. Cameras that sharpen your soul. Ul that lags before your thumb even moves. Vivo doing goofy tech? We hate that. 90W charging but overheats in the menu? We hate that. 200MP camera that renders like underwater Minecraft? We hate that. OriginOS UI designed by a man with zero serotonin? We hate that. Hate is our cardio. Salt is our oxygen. Join the broadcast and witness another day of flagships embarrassing themselves in public. Channel Link: https://t.me/VivoFuckup

Welcome to Vivo Fuckups If you thought we only cooked Xiaomi, congratulations, you were wrong on a cosmic level. We hate everything. Brands. Features. Cameras that sharpen your soul. Ul that lags before your thumb even moves. Vivo doing goofy tech? We hate that. 90W charging but overheats in the menu? We hate that. 200MP camera that renders like underwater Minecraft? We hate that. OriginOS UI designed by a man with zero serotonin? We hate that. Hate is our cardio. Salt is our oxygen. Join the broadcast and witness another day of flagships embarrassing themselves in public. https://t.me/VivoFuckup

Welcome to Vivo Fuckups If you thought we only cooked Xiaomi, congratulations, you were wrong on a cosmic level. We hate everything. Brands. Features. Cameras that sharpen your soul. Ul that lags before your thumb even moves. Vivo doing goofy tech? We hate that. 90W charging but overheats in the menu? We hate that. 200MP camera that renders like underwater Minecraft? We hate that. OriginOS UI designed by a man with zero serotonin? We hate that. Hate is our cardio. Salt is our oxygen. Join the broadcast and witness another day of flagships embarrassing themselves in public. https://t.me/VivoFuckup

Never Forget 2021, The Year Xiaomi Proved Sharp Corners Were Too Cheap, and Paid $300,000 for softness i.e rounded corners.

Congrats to all Mi Fans! Lei Jun’s signature Mi 11 is pregnant, and the bump is getting bigger every day. Follow @XiaomiFuckup to learn more about Lei Jun's signature

How to make a good smartphone looks cheap ass. Learn from Xiaomi

The POCO F8 Ultra aka rebranded Redmi K90 Pro Max delivers noticeably lower scores than the OnePlus 15, despite both smartphones running the same Snapdragon 8 Elite Gen 5 chipset!

Lei Jun's wettest dream

Xiaomi sets a new benchmark for display uniformity! Presenting RainbowOLED™ showcasing greys as rainbows to add joy to your life! Buy now to experience the only colorful display among the world of boring calibrated greys! Follow @XiaomiFuckup for more Xiaomi QC failures.