Eyuel Zero's Stuff

FAAS Friend As a Service

Look I'm glad they're coming with creative solutions like Enkoy (that's the name of the service I mentioned) and I want y'all to know I'm not really irked by THAT. I just think I'm oblivious to the fact that so many people have too few (good) friends... And that's what I'm being surprised with.

Am I tweaking or am I seeing a lot more posts and talk about "making new friends" Recently I even watched a whole ad about this online service here in Addis that you sign up for with a few of your personal details. They matchmake you with 4 other people... And 5 of you go out on this hangout and the service also has conversation cards that you use to socialize and mingle. Idk, I felt like this was some dystopian reality I couldn't imagine being real. Is the loneliness epidemic that bad out here?

I think I'm going to cry bro https://youtu.be/EiQEBYDox_k

And then running a business without a business license makes you do introduces a new level of circus tricks you have to learn to survive under the radar 😭

It's not just about being okay with paying bribes but you're also expected to understand the secret language of bribery. They never actually say, "Give me a bribe." No, no. There’s a whole invisible conversation happening, and somehow everyone else got the dictionary except me. I take things literally. If someone tells me, "Go," I’m already halfway out the door. Meanwhile, they’re staring at me like I just broke some ancient social rule. I'm trying my best to fit in already, leave me alone.

He's a 10 but he's got better hair than most women do

Another day, another cash grab service from ethiotel. sitota.et is their newest innovation so far: it's buymeacoffee but TikTok gifts. • It took me a few minutes to find the Terms of Service (it's at the bottom of the LOGIN SCREEN, not the home screen... That TOS is not in full) and I'll do you guys a favor and read out the important bits. • The website takes 30% commission on gifts. And 5% on charity donations. • Minimum withdrawal amount is 1,000 birr, but this amount can be changed whenever sitota.et feels like it. They can change the commission rates too. Heck, nothing is solid here just deal with it. "We'll probably send you an email tho xx" • Telebirr (or other banks) transaction fees are on you. Payouts take 2 days, at least lol. Let's hope the transaction comes through fast after? • "Listen man we don't know about taxes so you'll have to deal with that yourself, thanks."

Gaming when you're reaching unc levels kinda hits different.

Again, if you know, you know... Benchmarks (achievements) in Spider-Man set incredibly unrealistic goals: specifically speed freak and champion. For this reason, completing benchmarks isn't necessary to 100% the game. But noooooo, my dumbass HAD to do it. Lesira yalhonkutin 😭 Speed Freak expects you to SWING at top speed only, for a duration of 3600 seconds total. That's one hour. Swinging at top speed is quite difficult to do consistently... Plus y'all can imagine staring at that swinging for several hours is boring as hell. Champion wants you to achieve a 50x combo (meaning landing 50 hits without getting hit, or taking a 5 second break)... FIFTY TIMES. Yeah that shit was DIFFICULT. Anyway I just wanna say that this is exactly the flex it sounds like it is. And forgot to mention: every challenge/crime mission was done at 3/3 objectives.

Last week I finished pretty much every project I had in my hands so I decided to indulge myself again with Spider-Man: Miles Morales First of all, beautiful game. They did so well in every aspect. I love the story as well. Now the issue, I really sank into the game. Obsessed again. I finished the story in like 2 days, 100% it the third day, then stayed up all night locked-in to not only complete every thing, but the benchmarks as well!

Back when I was sick in March, I played Spider-Man 1 on PC... I was obsessed and finished not just the main story, but all the side missions, all the collectibles, and all three DLC episodes that came after it. I already love Spider-Man as a character but the game was just a new way to experience him. I actually hit 100%, if you know you know. I had the time plus barely any internet connection so yeah. I played it slow and it was nice and relaxing. I took this photo back then :) Man I love New York.

I'd like to show off my new wallpaper... I took this photo myself in-game. The temperature is in Fahrenheit. 67

Weyne my sleep schedule 😭

Have a beautiful day ma people

Happy Monday! 😍 Is it going to be a chill one (🌭), a productive one (🧑‍💻) or a stressful one (💊)?