Blackie Bytes

Got bored and asked GPT How do I get ride of 73kg dead chicken? 👀 Now I know who to talk to for my next victim

Writing my next book titled ከአከራይ ጋር ተስማምቶ መኖር, If things don’t go well I could change it to አከራይ አስፈራርቶ መኖር

Imagine INSA reading my pick lines on their whatsapp clone

ብርዱ ቱዴ በሲሌም ኖ?

UPDATE This Mango just ripped today 😁 After 6 days 😭

We ordered Mango from ዘመን ገበያ on Monday and they just delivered it today after 3 days. And its not even ripped yet 😭

Good morning my people, thank you for those of you who applied. We will get back to you after reviewing your resume.

Good noon my people, we’re looking for interns, Juniors and Mid-Senior developers who work with either React(Next) or/and React Native. Hit me up at @fireayehu your resume. Have a beautiful Monday Your boy from ከዚራ

Two of my brothers graduated today, one Engineer and another one Doctor. Now I have unpaid intern and a free health care 😁

I’m gonna push my untested code to production from ከዚራ while listening to the song ከዚራ ነው ቤቴ

We’re at ድሬ 💪🏿 Too many beauties Too many beauties with sheety I may not come back to ሸገር

As much as I roast her on the daily basis, @Luna_moonmam is lowkey one of the best product managers to work with, like fr. She shows up to the office before anyone else and leaves after everyone’s gone. At this point, we just assume she’s part of the interior design. We even thought to hang a whiteboard on her once.

ሂሳብ ሳላይ ለመግዛት ሰዓት ሳላይ እሰራለው Skat Nati (Wise man 😂) Have አስደማሚ day my people

Happy Fathers Day! If you're not dads yet, please get married! As for me, I’ve decided it’s finally time to come clean. To the kids I left behind when I went out for milk 5 years ago Good news: I found the milk Bad news: It expired in 2020

One of the most critical thing in software development is Database design, it decides how clean, managable and scalable your projects turns out to be. Been working on a new SaaS product and man am almost crying here.

Anybody around bole? in an hour or something? Let's meet up and chat.

My dad just followed me on Instagram, I’m about to start posting only church memes 😭 Time to archive everything 🏃‍♂️

If you guys haven’t watched the movie “Sinners” yet, please, please do.

Yo what's popping fam? how we vibing today? hope ya all staying blessed. I’m in a big mood today, if you wanna level up, I’m offering 1:1 consulting sessions only for small price of 100K/hour 👀

I am going to ድሬ next week. You know what that means, might come back with የድሬ ኮረዳ ( could be ኮረዳዎች 💅 ) If you see behavioral change on me, mind ya business 😁