Eurochud

🇩🇪 Merkel was a russian plant all along and always will be

Russia remains a country with which we must try to reopen dialogue.

No thanks.

Victory in the conflict in Ukraine is very close – Peskov. https://t.me/bankrollo/66092

🇷🇺 Day 1657 of the 3 days SMO

The Russian government has included anti-drone devices in the list of service and civilian weapons provided to postal workers, according to TASS.

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Twins?

🇺🇸 🗣 Apparently Hunter "Crack" Biden will soon launch his own memecoin $LAPTOP

🇪🇺 🇫🇮 Finland has almost completed a barrier of 200 kilometers with 🦍 russia Construction of the fence is being completed earlier than planned and in a fairly short time. Its main goal is to prevent illegal border crossings and so-called instrumentalized migration, when asylum seekers are sent en masse to the Finnish border from the Russian side.

How monday morning feels like...

🇷🇺 In russia, a keyboard has been invented that displays the potential sentence for a message typed using it. The utility is already available for Android, and the creators assure users that everything is anonymous. 😉😉😉

🚀 🇪🇺 🇯🇵 BepiColombo is in its final approach to Mercury! The mission is named after 🇮🇹 👾 venetian Giuseppe “Bepi” Colombo (1920–1984), a mathematician, engineer, and professor from Padua whose calculations made NASA's first close-up exploration of Mercury possible. The 🇪🇺 ESA - 🇯🇵 JAXA mission successfully separated from its Mercury Transfer Module after nearly eight years and billions of kilometres through the inner Solar System. The two science orbiters are now coasting toward Mercury (the Sun’s closest planet). ✍️ Next key milestones:

- November 2026: Mercury orbit insertion - December 2026: The two orbiters separate - April 2027: Full science operations begin

The spacecraft: 🇪🇺 ESA’s Mercury Planetary Orbiter (MPO): Maps the surface, studies the interior, composition, and tests aspects of general relativity 🇯🇵 JAXA’s Mercury Magnetospheric Orbiter (Mio): Investigates Mercury’s magnetic field, magnetosphere, and interaction with the solar wind Major european contributing countries that made this possible: 🇩🇪 Germany (Airbus) 🇮🇹 Italy (Thales Alenia + ASI) 🇫🇷 France (Airbus) 🇬🇧 United Kingdom (Airbus) Plus strong industrial and scientific involvement from many other ESA member states. ✍️ Mercury is the least-explored rocky planet in the Solar System:

- a surprisingly large iron core, - polar ice in permanent shadow, - strange surface hollows, - a magnetic field that shouldn’t exist on such a small, slow-rotating world.

Getting there is extremely hard. BepiColombo traveled for 8 years, used nine planetary flybys (Earth, Venus ×2, Mercury ×6) plus solar-electric propulsion. Long live 🇪🇺 Europe ❤️

🚀 🇪🇺 🇩🇪 Isar Aerospace’s Spectrum rocket successfully reached orbit on its second flight from 🇳🇴 Norway’s Andøya Spaceport, marking the first orbital launch from continental Europe. We used French Guyana in South America for decades. Now we have a new one, both launch sites have their own advantages and will continue to be used. 🇳🇴 Norway's Andøya Spaceport will be particularly useful and/or more efficient for:

- High-latitude smallsat constellations - Earth observation & remote sensing - Climate & weather monitoring - Arctic/polar surveillance

In march, the first test crashed after 40 seconds. - Photo: Andøya Spaceport - Video 1: Liftoff of the Spectrum 2 - Video 2: The space jellyfish produced by the Spectrum 2 rocket, seen from Tromsø in Norway Long live 🇪🇺 Europe ❤️

A polish Jew, a russian Jew, and a monkey walk into a bar... I love how Witkoff puts his hand on his heart. That's not diplomacy, he's just signaling how willing he is to suck on banan 🛌

It's 🇪🇺 #Europemaxxing friday 🗿 And since it's 🇮🇹 Monza weekend in F1, I thought about a bit of nostalgia maxxing with 🇩🇪 Michael Schumacher's last race with 🏎 Ferrari in Monza Nobody was quicker than him when it was time to europemaxx ❤️

For those who don't know, on the right of course is Jeffrey On the left there is Lindsay Clancy who strangled her three children in 2023 and then attempted suicide. The jury is currently deadlocked between possible verdicts including first-degree murder, second-degree murder, manslaughter, or lack of criminal responsibility due to insanity (post partum psychosis). Verdict is expected today

#BREAKING | 🇷🇴 — Romanian prosecutors indict Andrew Tate on trafficking of minors and money-laundering charges

Romanian prosecutors have formally indicted Andrew Tate on charges including trafficking of minors, money laundering, sexual activity with a minor, and influencing witness statements. His brother Tristan Tate has been charged with complicity in trafficking of minors, money laundering, and influencing statements.

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🇬🇧 Police have been urged to investigate explosive allegations that Nigel Farage and Reform UK had undeclared nationwide polls paid for by foreign donors, revealed in a year-long undercover investigation.

The White House made an online arcade for the goyim https://www.whitehouse.gov/arcade/

feeling cute, might post my nudes later

🇮🇳 The telegram jeet forgot to switch account 🛌 Sauce: https://x.com/telegram/status/2095454686182560046?s=20

🇷🇺 🇪🇺 🇩🇪⚡️— Russian FM Sergey Lavrov called Ursula von der Leyen a "Führer" who is dragging Europe back into "Nazism". 🇪🇺 Legion Europa | Group Chat