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if detectives didn't want to be detected why do they wear plane clothes

been sleeping with really fat chicks so i've had post part 'em depression

tha evidence against me is dubious, cuz it do be us that did dat

a guy asked me if i had jumper cables, so i said yeah, but i don't see why you'd want them, because eventually you'll want to hear a different song

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a young black boy is on trial for burning down a chinese family's home. his lawyer says, your honor, you're saying that a shrimp fried this rice?

they have an englishman now that's just a pack of keys

the origin of the monkey's paw curl was a black slaver with arthritis

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ay tone, you mean to say a crab rang this goon?

missed 90s campaign slogan: OJ walked so I could run