livin la vida boca

hispanic! at the disco

for God so loved the world.... but not as much as america loves mulattos

crazy how jews hate negotiating with iran, you'd think jews would love the bargaining table

lindsay graham platner

never hold the door for an irish woman because it's laddies first

the ballistics were inconclusive because kirk was actually murdered with fudge rounds

covid was a bioweapon to make white men lose their sense of smell so they'd date black women

proposing to my chinese girlfriend at Yellowstone

asking a jew what's the opposite of in, and when he says out, say, no, up

the powers that bibi

black vikings go to valholla

corny girls like me because they're okay with being stalked

starting a spring advocacy group called march for life

accidentally bought romani candles. the first one didn't light and when i went to return them, the store was gone

read chicken soup for the kia soul and now my car doesn't work

Jesus is my cope-pilot

black taxi service called uncle tom's cabbin'

smooth jazz, or, as i like to call it, black and mild

right wingers keep telling me the money is fake but then wanna criticize george floyd for making his own

the endpoint of mass migration is the singhularity