livin la vida boca

as they say, when you close one door, God is still watching you touch yourself

hey i just did the real nigga roll call and your name wasn't on the list

when black guys use big words incorrectly it's called a hidden figure of speech

wife made battered fish with tartarian sauce

no reign (the anti-pahlavi song) all i can say is that these jews are all insane i like watching the missiles hit their planes and all i can do is just chew some khat for two and speak my point of view cos' they're not sane they're not sane i just want someone to say to me oh israel won't be there when you wake, yeah you know, i'd like to keep gunpowder dry today so stay with me and i'll have nukes made

in the UK simps ask girls for meter pics

moved the embussy to jerusalem, hope iran doesn't unload on me

a nonhispanic woman offered me a frijole and now i'm in jail

black copycat killer KFC Anthony

dombrina the teenage witch

it is inexplicably hard to find investors to build a pyramid

pushing for a sensible manufacturing policy called MAID in India

yeah no jeff is into black girls now. he's a real stick in the mud

a really tan italian is called an equatorial guinea

which arabs? who? these?

london is on the timbs

in england the debate team is called the rowing team

mayonnaise willie mays hayes

White Christian Fatwa

she took her clothes off and i kept saying "this butt unironically" and she left