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A unofficial compilation of all the good stuff and stuff to avoid in campus, If you wanna add on something or ask something that’s never been asked just use the Google form in the pinned summary
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| 2 |  No text... | 741 |
| 3 |  No text... | 1 |
| 4 | I would also like to quote my econs lecturer:
"Fastest way is to look at the answer" | 864 |
| 5 | QOTD:
Scored high for MST ❌
Scored for MST high ✅ | 789 |
| 6 | mein gott soon will be 5 years since i went into poly, time flies fast sia | 1 151 |
| 7 | hey guys just wanna share that English and communication classes are very important so you won't make mistakes like
Context: PC screen keep flickering non stop
Me: "Wah, my pc keep flashing me"
I realised it until my friend wrote down what I had said and showed it to me
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Another example of me making another blunder
context: was bitching about cca to same fren mentioned above
Me; "ya so i scolded my subcomm using a wall of text and he showed what I said to (CCamate whos an exco) because he is her only fan"
and i was like shit not only fan, only friend | 1 621 |
| 8 | If anyone who’s name is Lee Yun Jin (or somewhat similar) and a dude who is wearing specs in the ezlink pfp who was near Funan on Fri/Sat, and you have lost your ezlink, pls claim it at Lakeside station customer service | 1 100 |
| 9 |  Milo 3 in 1 | 1 756 |
| 10 | Reminder | 701 |
| 11 | 2 more weeks before school starts again | 1 288 |
| 12 | Freshman guide to MAD's foundry semester.
So, congratulations. You got into MAD.
However, you're not in your specialization yet, you have to prove yourself over a semester over a foundry programme that includes a wide set of modules that have core skills relevant to your desired specialization.
For instance, you want to learn more about graphic design or photography? Principles of Design is here for you.
Want to practice your creative writing and ideation? Story Craft allows you to do so!
Feel like learning more about psychology? X-Lab is here for you to come up with creative solutions for a user problem!
Along with the usual Common Core Modules, you also have pre-specialization taster modules!
They won't count in your GPA at the end of the semester HOWEVER, they do take 70% weightage when the hierarchy at the MAD council post you to your desired specialization for semester 2 onwards. The remaining 30% is your GPA.
So lock in on your pre-specialisation modules. 🙏 | 1 494 |
| 13 | How was your GPA | 1 283 |
| 14 | To all of the EAE students who got into SP this year
Congratulations and all the best for your exams | 1 667 |
| 15 | Let your dropout friends all skip that tell them where you get your hall pass
From School bell, it's a fast one Ring, ring, ring, last one. Expelled for the year. You should've did better in math, punk.
Remember?
Ayy, Miss Frizzle who they really think they playing with
Wedgie my middle name soon as you step onto my playpen. Homeroom started at 8, kid. Only you wanna be late, kid. Yachty can't give you extra credit neither. I don't give a heck by you hanging with
I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk. I hate the way that you dress
Surprised you wanted that tutor request. You know that we got our great success
I hate when you remind us that we got homework. But that's just me, I guess
Some things time out worthy. Ain't even gotta be deep, I guess. Still love when you see success. All my work is all my best
Quit sagging your pants let me present and I won't be no threat Your crew say you're a cool kid but where's the cool cause I ain't seen them yet
Matter of fact I ain't even read them yet can I read them (Bet) When I see you hang with Sexyy Red, I believe you see two band members
I believe you don't like sports. It's real competition. You might skip class with her
Let's speak on percentage, show your report. I'll make sure I'll show my stats to you
You copied a student who's copied a student who said he's copied from that student
Try speaking to the dean about my great record?
Oh, what? You ain't like my record?
F to C's. I like that record
I'ma get back to that for the record
Why would i call around trying to get y'all suspended? Y'all thinking my life's exams?
That's boring. I got a PS5, but i can see you don't know nothing about that
Turn on the screen, know nothin' 'bout that
Picking the game, know nothin' 'bout that
NBA2K or GTA5 like day by day, know nothin' 'bout that
Playing online with integrity discipline listen man, you don't know nothin' 'bout that
Passing that level and sit on the couch that i'm sitting in, you don't know nothin' 'bout that
Ain't twenty-v-one, it's one-v-twenty if I got more skills than your circle
Yeah, bring them out, too. I win again, too. Even beating those brother if he go with you
Am I battling Bro or aimbot?
Bet he thinks it's call of duty
Funny news play that with aimbot
Friendly fire telling me to pew pew him
To the gulag is where i'll put him
That team you recruited is some losers
Tell them run to a playground and imitate a force field they can't imitate bazookas
What I learned is bullies don't like to play fair. And I'm fine with it I'll push the line with it
Win it every game one at a time with it
We could be on a three hour time difference
Don't speak at the lunch table, buddy
It could get deep at the lunch table, buddy
Telling on me and my lunch table buddy
Someone kicked out of your lunch table buddy
I'll be in my classroom, eatin' Kona Ice with a plate of pepperoni pizza, buddy
Tell me you're cheesin', friend
We can show this to the principal and teachers, buddy
Ay, all y'all dummies, I don't trust y'all dummies
I take one step and dunk y'all dummies like mmm
Field goal punch y'all dummies, touch down on dummies. Nobody never took my food
Whoever that's hangin' with them hate you dummies and hate on the faculty, too
If you take it there, I'm taking it further
Psst, that's something you don't want to do | 1 |
| 16 | Them slipping slides taken back inside, I can only watch in silence
The biggest bully in the whole school is looking paranoid, now spiraling
You're moving like one of them iPad kids, every joke is feeling distasteful
Your calculator's not as calibrated, I can't even predict your angle
Fabricating stories on the office's front, cause you had a mock trial
Be playing nice with the whole student body, I can smell the tails in you now
You're not an academic, you're a scamademic with the hopеs of being accepted
Got your papеrs back, face down, passing tests never was your profession
I solve problems that electrify 'em you steal answers that pacify 'em
I could double down on that line, but spay this time, that's random acts of kindness
Know you a pet to the essay graders and a plagiarizer too
But don't tattle-tale on me, and I won't tell tales about you
Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!
Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!
Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee! Bee!
Yeah, I study grade, yeah, I'm smart, okay
Yeah, the jungle gym here is remote, okay
I ain't thinkin' about no final Buddy, I'm final with my words, okay
Got a lunchable and some Kool-Aids All in my house, Capri Suns, okay
Hot wheels, made as homeboys And students wait at lunch, okay
Everybody wanna be straight A till they get caught Throwin' they cards away
And I might read one book a day, once a page, always a page Oh, you thought that extracurricular course would make your parents day
Have you ever played? Have you ever? Okay, buddy, let's play Have you ever played? Have you ever been shoved into a locker like with a poker face?
Have you ever ran 100,000 miles to win the race?
Then I took a nap, but I came out straight
I hate when an athlete talk about fun, then suddenly cry when losing is done
Then hop online like cyberbullying, he hatin' for likes and digital hugs
His buddy a senior, he wanna be junior, they must've forgot the homework they done
The tardiness run in his family, they right up his shaky
Can't park they sons
The very first time I got less than an A, the tutor had told me to study all day
I didn't show work enough today, I'll show y'all I learned from those mistakes
Somebody had told me that you got a 70 score, I'm ready to double the pace
I'd rather do that than let a curriculum A rebel not wanna read off the page
Look dyslexic, the words you've twisted
What is it, the grades?
I hurt your feelings, you don't wanna play with me no more, okay
It's three books left and I see two of them sittin' in front of your face
My friends at recess end in eight lines, I'll explain that phrase
It's nothin' nobody can tell me, huh
I don't wanna talk on no celly, huh
You know I like sour skittles, huh
There's no takis you can sell me, huh
Yet Cole and Aubrey know I'm selfish, my lunchbox is heavy
I hope they my real friends, if not we ain't eatin' peanut butter and jelly
I don't like you makin' fun of Pharrell, for him I inherit the beef
Yeah, we know you pushing C's, let me see you push a B
You better off teasing again on him you think about pushin' me He's roger Evans, I'm Roger klaus kick me signs on your seat
We ain't gotta get personal, this a learning space, you should keep it that way
Y'all know some things about cheaters that make gonna wanna go graduate
This ain't about enrichment, nor detention, nor who's the troublemaker
It's always been about pass or fail, now let me say you're the biggest flaker
I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk. I hate the way that you dress
I hate the way that you cheat test. If I pass a class gonna be direct
We hate when teachers show up, cause they confuse you with someone who's excelling
And notice i said It's not just me, I'm what the school is feeling How many more PTA meetings bout your life till we had enough?
How many more clown moments till you finally feel that you're clown enough?
I like Drake in biology, I don't like Drake when he act tough
You gon' make Bobby bring Mrs. Puff, let me see if flats really crash up
Yeah, my science project like my last one It's a classic, you don't have one | 1 |
| 17 | I’m waking up to texts and calls
Due by today and it’s a must
my subcomm is unacceptable
GYUHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH (asthma/vape puff sound)
Im breaking down, sobering up
Then figuring out what’s the fuss
This is it the proposal
Im crying why should I do it alone
I question why their standards low
Its like being trapped in a locked cage, in a locked cage
Now we have to plan for a stage, on a stage
(Parody of radioactive) | 736 |
| 18 | Tips and tricks on how to get into EXCO/subcomm of any council/union/acad club 101
You need a couple of things
-have a vagina AND be Singapore standard pretty
- solid insta following base (at least 500 followers or your followers> following)
-even if you have the most stacked experience and skillset
“Give other people a chance”
-know someone personally already in the club like got good chance they probs accept you
- a solid mind (and coping mechanism) because even the most tough mindsets could be broken by a few power tripping members.
- the willpower to leave if this ain’t it and you have seen EVERYTHING
- if they are asking you specifically to turn up for something and specifically NOT wear any SP related shirt, confirm is some questionable shit
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IF you’re already a senior in council/acad club/union
-don’t scold your juniors until they cry and still call it constructive feedback
- your juniors ain’t your personal stress ball, like go to therapy or rant/yap to a friend or something. You wouldn’t want generational trauma in your cca or something
- don’t throw your juniors the work and expect them to know what to do like, at least throw some manual or give an example on how to do the first time. | 807 |
| 19 | In my entire life, I have seen people posting being first in competition, first in results, first boyfriend/girlfriend, first wisdom tooth extraction, but never first disciplinary hearing | 1 024 |
| 20 |  Bro does not know 9th SAF core value
At most you probably get a warning and forgetting to key in ATS/being late for once or twice wont kill you though
Excuses to think of when you late by 5 min and kena caught
-Say that you in toilet and dont think you could make it on time (diarrhea,constipation,constipated diarrhea,period etc)
-Lost your way in school (only applies if you a freshie or go for elective in another acad school or block)
Also not everything you need to post online | 1 056 |
