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Well, that didn't go as planned. Wish I didn't spend a couple weeks listening to Lebanon Hanover songs to try to impress her.

>King Mindaugas the IIst Oh yeah Lithuania is a real country

The guy at the Palestine, Texas Toyota dealership tried to play coy when I asked about technical trim packages but I think I can get his manager to sell me a 23mm AA gun for the bed of the truck

Me during Toyotathon asking for the Soleimani drone launching trim package

Appleton, Wisconsin Elk's Lodge with the Michelin star haut cuisine

"When I was 6 I decided God wasn't real because my mom didn't kill me. I still believe that." Thank you woke 6 year old

Jewish writers are getting review bombed with pithy statements just calling them what they are and they're none too happy about it. This isn't a position that jews are comfortable in as they're used to being more effective at corraling people but now the littlest things set them off. https://www.tabletmag.com/sections/arts-letters/articles/review-bombing-for-gaza

"This writer is a jew." *Refuses to elaborate* *Leaves one star review*

Now that Joe Biden is a certified retard I relate to him a lot more. My President!

"So tell me, Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future, why do you fill Carl's pool with blood?" "THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO"

"a grim fate awaited him...18 years later" Lmao

The Baltic Fleet was never a bastion of professionalism during the Tsar's time but in newly revolutionary Russia it didn't get any less silly.

The instinctual response of most Americans who hear Putin's history lesson will not be boredom but offense at the thought that history matters at all.

Divorced Dad Hitler

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