Shitpost Palace

My favorite thing about Judas Priest's "Breaking The Law" is that Halford could have been referring to watching a television without a license

Tucker is doing the Yeltsin bit lmao

"C'mere you old faggot, look at this guy, he's got so many diseases the doctors don't have names for them. If it weren't for this guy and the trillions in aid to Africa we'd probably be on Mars. Love ya, ya old queen."

That's my president! Calling Elton John an AIDS having fuckparty enthusiast!

I'm almost ready to do Assange in myself in exchange for destroyed non art like shitcassos and Warhols but he's got real art like Dutch masters mixed in there

Ethnic food hitting my guts and killing the guy in the shitter stall next to me

When I go out there, can you introduce me as "Napoléon, par la grâce de Dieu et les Constitutions de la République, Empereur des Français, Roi d'Italie, Protecteur de la Confédération du Rhin, Médiateur de la Confédération Helvétique"?

It ain't ez being cheezy

Make fun of your wife/gf with puns and dad jokes aka being a cheese negger

>Ian Miles Ching-Chong lives online pretending to be an American ziocuck so hard he forgets he's surrounded by real live antisemites I hope to see him breaking rocks with his teeth in a Malaysian prison colony

It's not human trafficking if a libtard couple in Boston do it

You can doordash niggers now. The future is WOW!

8 year old me: Thank you for changing my life Robert Ballard: But all I did was find the Bismarck

Pat is owed many apologies

"This type of thing is beyond the pale" Yeah, the Pale of Settlement. ADOOOOOYSH

Me when the waitress tells me to say when with the parmesan cheese