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"You may all go to hell, and I will go to Toyotathon" Davy Crockett

Make joke on Monday, Zhid Rock and Dr. Dreidel are real by Friday

Sanest, least curious Ray Peat forum poster, with the most self preservation instincts

The Bogdanoffs are Lich kings forcing their thralls to get plastic surgery to look like them (the Bogdanoffs never got plastic surgery, few know this)

"She's not interested in your mixtape, just keep walking"

"007, we're sending you on this next mission to the nigger petting zoo in New York City, everything here is very expensive, so do please try to bring it back." "You think I'll break it?" "No I think you'll try to start a mulatto stud farm and get it stolen from you by some hoochie with a weave. Remember not to relax around these primates, 007, you'll be a long way from Piccadilly Circus." "I suppose the Pickaninny Circus will have to do." "They'll do more than you bargain for if you walk around after 6 o clock."

Me showing up to the TTRPG game night with a 15 inch blade Bowie knife

What if you wanted to say "Nothing ever happens" but Eschatron 9000 operator said "😏 👉 🔵 "

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In 1999 the last battle of the civil war occurred in the skies above Belgrade.