Shitpost Palace

Don't understand why the Israelis can't just walk their shipping across the Red Sea. Skill issue tbh

Now there's a Freudian slip if I've ever seen one. This girl knows Palestinians are being genocided, and yet she's made it her mission to defend the perpetrators of this genocide.

"I wouldn't even draft you"

make them proud

Me going absolutely hog wild apeshit on the French dawg

Everyone says they want a "inda woods babe" until she shows up with her judgemental slow loris familiar

Imagine the smell

Me and the bad bitch I pulled from buying mall ninja knives from QVC at 3 AM

He thought Kali yuga was just one lifetime! He mad!

Me when someone asks if can saber a bottle of champagne

Elon and Ben's new band Electric Floor Orchestra on their Life in the Gas Lane 2024 tour

From the moment I understood the weakness of my feathers, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel.

Percy Bysshe Shelley: "If I do her homework for her (write Frankenstein) the girl at hot topic will let me hit" Mary: "ok but it's gonna be on my mom's grave "

Tim Scott pretending hes not a gay nigga by marrying Bruce Jenner