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Panicked rabbi running out of his wrecked synagogue shouting "OH NO MY GOLEM DID IT AGAIN IT'S ON THE LOOSE HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED!?"
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What if Emperor Hirohito locked his attention beams on you and said Dolph, you're my top gaijin?
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From now on you will be known as Muad'dib, the mouse shadow in the moonman, BUT your secret sietch name will be Usul. And, your secret name that neither myself nor Chani will call you. David Duke.
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Lorax status:midnight, carrying a tool bag to the future site of a mcmansion bug hive, unauthorized maintenance on earth movers
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"Jack, those days during the civil war were as real as they come, split between life and death. You ran from it! And now you've been led back to war by something less than real."
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"So the Snake's finally come out of his hole? Are you ready now...my BROTHER?"
"Why are you calling me BROTHER? Who the hell are you?"
"I'm YOU, BROTHER. I'm your shadow."
"What?"
"Ask the father that you killed. I'll send you to hell to meet him."
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āAs a Third Stage Guild Navigator, you must really like spice, right?ā
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New Yorkers are BEGGING for the fascist boot on their necks if it means they don't have to ignore a homeless nigger jacking off on the D Train
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Not to be confused with MY warband, the St. Louis 9/11 Answers Meetup Group. We meet every Thursday and talk about jews
