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So I dug into the source on this and it was an anonymous writer named Curtiopolis. I saw one scholar claim that Curtiopolis was lampooning Antifederalists and certainly the language of the objections is inflammatory and strange at times, but where's the lie? Here's a sample of other things he wrote against the Constitution: 18. It will occasion tumults, bloody noses and broken heads among the people, as they will feel more interested in these elections, from this very circumstance of their being something less frequent 21. It encourages the importation and slavery of Africans, because it leaves the States in this respect at perfect liberty to do as they please. 22. It will occasion the revolt of the ancient dominion, by assuming a power at the end of the twenty years, to make those black gentry as good as ourselves. 23. It admits to legislation, 1st. Quakers, who will make the blacks saucy, and at the same time deprive us of the means of defence—2dly. Mahometans, who ridicule the doctrine of the trinity—3dly. Deists, abominable wretches—4thly. Negroes, the seed of Cain—5thly. Beggars, who when set on horseback will ride to the devil—6thly. Jews, &c. &c. 24. It gives the command of the whole militia to the President—should he hereafter be a Jew, our dear posterity may be ordered to rebuild Jerusalem. 28. It destroys the Freedom of the Press, and it will press us out of our freedom: The people will never exercise the liberty of conscience, and the rulers will have no consciences at all. 29. The preceding clause declares they make all necessary and proper laws, which would be very unnecessary and improper; because such laws are sometimes very disgusting; the truth is not always to be spoken. 30. It is to be crammed down our throats.

At least one commentator in 1787-1789 who was against the Constitution feared that the lack of religious test, the powerful executive branch, and the centralized military would lead to jews gaining power and using the American military to build the state of Israel.

🇺🇸 Last month, Joe Rogan had "prison reform activist" Sheldon Johnson on to discuss the unfairness of the US justice system. Johnson was just out after serving a 25 year jail sentence. He explained how unfair it was that he was sent to prison for as long as he was, and Joe Rogan agreed that Johnson's story reflects a huge problem of racism in the justice system. Today, Johnson was arrested after police found a severed head and limbless torso in his apartment. The victim's neighbours reported hearing "Please don’t. I have a family!" before hearing two gunshots. The police found the victims decapitated head in Johnson's freezer and the limbless torso in a blue bin in his apartment. Maybe the problem here isn't systemic racism. 🔗 Keith Woods

Man I hate when "prison reform activists" move into the neighborhood

Ice age Turks getting unfrozen and starting a mastodöner shop in Berlin

Ziohazard Response Team in yellow rubber suits boxing up post modern art for safe disposal

Got that dawg in me

Töm Sëgluk in Magnum PBUH

Mfw there are Romans in my forest vs mfw they're begging me not to run them through with my sword (but I don't speak Latin)

I said I had a rough day at work and they flew a copy of DUNC in to fucking kill me with

Trudeau asked Villeneuve to put my boy down like Edward G. Robinson in Soylent Green

Yorkieterrorist

Vengeance is Minecraft

Dune 2 popcorn buckets at the same time, man

Harley Davidson doing market research on the key demographic for their electric bike sales

A guy from Marquette, Michigan who joins the Mobile Infantry is a Starship Yooper