Weird Jokes & Memes

Some people are wise, some people are otherwise.  - Confucius #ConfuciusSayJokes

I love the phrase "bear with me" because it either means "be patient" or "the zoo heist was a success.” 🤓 https://weird-jokes.com/

There are 2 types of people in this world. People who look great naked and people who go to nude beaches. #Jokes

Shorts should be half the price of pants. Thank you. https://weird-jokes.com/

If alcohol isn't the answer, then obviously you're asking me the wrong question.  #ClassicalArtMemes

HR people have two problems: 1. The candidate uses AI. 2. The candidate doesn't use AI. https://weird-jokes.com/

I was feeling lonely, so I bought some shares. It's nice to have some company. 🤓 https://weird-jokes.com/

Nutritionist: “Your diet is bad.” Dentist: “Your brushing is wrong.” Friends: “Your life is a mess.” Liquor store guy: “Excellent choice.” #jokes

A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot. https://weird-jokes.com/

Ten out of ten people die. Don't take life too seriously.  #ChineseArtMemes

Women: Shampoo for dry and damaged hair. Men: 6 in 1 shampoo for hair, face, body, carpet, car and dishes. 🤓 https://weird-jokes.com/

"Dad, did we get the results of that DNA test yet?" "Call me Bob from now on." #Jokes

Never piss off the elderly: Prison is cheaper than a retirement home. https://weird-jokes.com/

What did the Japanese man say to the other Japanese man?  Something in Japanese. #JapaneseArtMeme

If your boss says "we're a family" start dusting off your resume. https://weird-jokes.com/

"What are your dogs' names?" Me: "Calvin and Klein" "Isn't that a brand of underwear?" Me: "Exactly, they're boxers" 🤓 https://weird-jokes.com/

I met a funny chiropractor. He really cracked me up. #DadJokes

If a wife is laughing at her husband's jokes, it means they have guests. https://weird-jokes.com/

If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2 ?  #RhetoricalQuestion

In laughter, the L comes first. The rest of the letters come aughter it. https://weird-jokes.com/