Weird Jokes & Memes

I am " I gain weight when I breathe" years old.  https://weird-jokes.com/

Listen to the advice of older people. Not because they're right, but because they have the most experience being wrong. 🤓 https://weird-jokes.com/

My wife and I have an agreement: I don't try to run her life... and I don't try to run mine.  #Jokes

Somebody told me I'm not good with names.  https://weird-jokes.com/

The average person has sex 89 times a year. December is going to be one heck of a month! 🤓 https://weird-jokes.com/

I have good problem solving skills. But my problem creating skills are where I really shine. https://weird-jokes.com/

The early bird needs to shut up.  https://weird-jokes.com/

The average human body has enough bones to make an entire skeleton.  https://weird-jokes.com/

The doctor said I should drink more whiskey. Actually, she said I should drink less beer, but I know what she meant. 🤓 https://weird-jokes.com/

A market crash is worse than a divorce. You lose half of your money and your wife is still around. #Jokes

Be as important as the g in angus beef.  #FunnyAdvice

I can't remember the question but the answer is tequila.  https://weird-jokes.com/

I saw a brand new clock in the garbage the other day.  Such a waste of time. https://weird-jokes.com/

If you ever get chased by a pack of taxidermists… Never, ever, play dead. #Jokes

There are two rules in life: 1) Never give out all the information.   https://weird-jokes.com/

Sometimes I put something on my to-do list I’ve already done, just so I can cross it off.   https://weird-jokes.com/

My body is a temple. Ancient and crumbling. Probably cursed or haunted. #ChineseArtMemes

Why is it so hard to argue wiht a braless woman? She already has two great points! 🤓 https://weird-jokes.com/

Doctor: “This medicine is the best way to treat your hemorrhoids.” Patient: “Well I don’t think they deserve a treat”. #Jokes

Fixing broken windows is a pane in the glass.  #DadJokes