Weird Jokes & Memes

Sir, you have a bladder infection... What’s that? Urine trouble, sir. #jokes

I'm trying to be less condescending.  I bet you don't even know what that means.  #ClassicalArtMemes

- What comes after 69? - Mouthwash. #ChineseArtMemes

You call it "conspiracy theories". I call it "sharing the news six months in advance". 🤓 https://weird-jokes.com/

Why did George Michael have chocolate on his trousers? Because he was careless with his Wispa. #DadJokes

I don't hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.  https://weird-jokes.com/

If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you're probably holding the taser wrong.  https://weird-jokes.com/

Used to get all my clothes online... Till my neighbour started taking their washing in at night. https://weird-jokes.com/

If you don't have anything kind to say. Come and sit by me we'll make fun of them together.  #Jokes #Sarcasm

Do not disturb. I'm disturbed enough as it is.

Back in my day, we didn’t have Instagram. We had to bore people in person with photo albums.

I married my wife for her looks. Just not the ones she's giving me right now. 🤓 https://weird-jokes.com/

Why are people buried in suits? Is there another job interview down there? 💻 https://python-code.pro/

Doctor: You just need to eat less sweets, drink less and do more cardio. Me: So it's terminal.

Life is about trying to lose weight and learn English.

If I'm flirting with you, please cooperate.

I'm surrounded by sex addicts and alcoholics. So glad I found y'all.

I'm from Colombia, if I got a dollar every time someone asked me if I sell cocaine... I would not have to sell cocaine anymore. 🤓 https://weird-jokes.com/

I once went on a date with a cross-eyed girl. It turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time. #jokes

I got dumped by a cheerleader in high school, so I think I know a little bit about being cool.   https://weird-jokes.com/