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Mabe: But Grunkle Stan, I want pancakes!
Stan: With the fancy flour they use these days? What am I, made of money? Tap tap.
Mabel: Awww...
Dipper: Don't worry guys, pancakes are on me. I'm gonna win some by beating that manliness tester.
Stan: Manliness Tester?
Mabel: Beating?
Stan: He says he's... he says he... HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Dipper: What? What's so funny?
Mabel: Oh, no offense Dipper, but you're not exactly "Manly Mannington." Ha ha ha!
Dipper: Hey, I am too "Manly... Manny" or whatever it is you said.
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Grunkle Stan is a real cheapskate! Have you noticed? He wanted to share a fourth of a dish for 3 people. I really hope the dish was huge, but knowing Stan, I doubt it.
"Cheapskate" is a term commonly used in the USA to describe a person who is extremely reluctant to spend money, often to the point of being miserly or stingy. It's an informal and sometimes slightly pejorative term used to criticize someone for being overly frugal or unwilling to part with their money, even in situations where spending might be reasonable or expected.
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Waitress: Shoo! Git!
Old Man McGucket: Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!
Deputy Durland: Go! Go! Go! Go!
Stan: Lazy Susan! There's my little ray of sunshine! Where were you yesterday?
Lazy Susan: I got hit by a bus!
Stan: Ha ha ha ha! Hilarious!
Lazy Susan: Thank you. Ha ha ha ha hee hee ho ho ho.
Stan: You do split plates, right?
Lazy Susan: Maybe... Wink!
Stan: Great! We'll all split a one-fourth of the number seven, plus a free salad dressing for the lady, and a small plate of ketchup for the boy.
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ΠΡΠ΅Π΄ΡΡΠ°Π²Π»ΡΠ΅ΠΌ Π²Π°ΠΌ ΠΎΠ±Π·ΠΎΡ Π½Π΅ΡΠΊΠΎΠ»ΡΠΊΠΈΡ
ΠΊΠ°Π½Π°Π»ΠΎΠ² Π°Π½Π³Π»ΠΈΠΉΡΠΊΠΎΠ³ΠΎ. ΠΠ²ΡΠΎΡΡ ΡΡΡΠ΅ΠΌΡΡΡΡ ΡΠ°Π·Π»ΠΈΡΠ½ΡΠΌΠΈ ΠΏΡΠΈΡΠΌΠ°ΠΌΠΈ Π½Π΅ ΡΠΎΠ»ΡΠΊΠΎ ΠΏΠΎΠΌΠΎΡΡ Π² ΠΈΠ·ΡΡΠ΅Π½ΠΈΠΈ ΡΠ·ΡΠΊΠ°, Π½ΠΎ ΠΈ ΡΠ²Π»Π΅ΡΡ, Π° ΡΠΎ ΠΈ ΡΠ°Π·Π²Π»Π΅ΡΡ ΡΠΈΡΠ°ΡΠ΅Π»Π΅ΠΉ π ΠΡΠ΅ ΠΊΠ°Π½Π°Π»Ρ ΡΠ°Π·Π½ΡΠ΅, ΡΠ°ΠΊ ΡΡΠΎ Ρ Π²Π°Ρ Π±ΡΠ΄Π΅Ρ Π²ΠΎΠ·ΠΌΠΎΠΆΠ½ΠΎΡΡΡ ΡΠ°ΠΌΠΈΠΌ ΡΠ΄Π΅Π»Π°ΡΡ Π²ΡΠ±ΠΎΡ.
Univer. ΠΡΠ·Ρ ΠΌΠΈΡΠ° π ΠΡΡ ΠΎΠ± ΡΠ½ΠΈΠ²Π΅ΡΡΠΈΡΠ΅ΡΠ°Ρ
: ΠΏΡΠΎΠ³ΡΠ°ΠΌΠΌΡ, ΡΠ΅ΠΉΡΠΈΠ½Π³ΠΈ, ΡΡΠΈΠΏΠ΅Π½Π΄ΠΈΠΈ, Π½ΠΎΠ²ΠΎΡΡΠΈ ΠΈ ΡΡΠ°Π΄ΠΈΡΠΈΠΈ, ΠΊΠ°ΠΊ ΠΏΠΎΡΡΡΠΏΠΈΡΡ
@Gravity_Falls_Eng πΊπΈ ΠΠΌΠ΅ΡΠΈΠΊΠ°Π½ΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ Π°Π½Π³Π»ΠΈΠΉΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ Π²ΠΌΠ΅ΡΡΠ΅ Ρ ΠΡΠ°Π²ΠΈΡΠΈ Π€ΠΎΠ»Π·!
Phrasesonly β€οΈβπ₯ ΡΡΠΈΠΌ Π³ΠΎΡΠΎΠ²ΡΠ΅ Π°Π½Π³Π»ΠΈΠΉΡΠΊΠΈΠ΅ ΡΡΠ°Π·Ρ! ΠΠΊΠΎΠ½ΠΎΠΌΠΈΠΌ Π²ΡΠ΅ΠΌΡ
Your Dream π ΡΠ»ΠΎΠ²Π°, ΡΡΠ°Π·Ρ, ΠΈΠ΄ΠΈΠΎΠΌΡ Π½Π° Π°Π½Π³Π»ΠΈΠΉΡΠΊΠΎΠΌ.
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Tyler Cutebiker: I like to get my Christmas shopping done early. Do you have anything that's in the spirit of the season?
Stan Pines: Uh, how about these crystals?
Tyler: Ha ha! Looks like broken glass.
Stan: What are you, a cop?
Tyler: Ooh! What is that new thing?
Dipper Pines: Grunkle Stan?
Mabel Pines: Can we go to the diner? We're huuungry.
Dipper: Huuuuungry.
Dipper and Mabel hit their stomachs against each other three times.
Stan: Yeah, sure. Soon as this yahoo makes up his mind.
Tyler: Do you have this in another animal?
Stan: I'm fine locking him inside if you are.
Mabel and Dipper nod eagerly; cuts to outside, where Stan has clumsily locked Tyler in the gift shop.
Tyler: Puma shirt, panther shirt. Puma shirt, panther shirt. Puma shirt... panther shirt.
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I have no Easter eggs for you this time, folks. I just haven't found any. If you did, let me know in the comments. There is only one strange thing I noticed in this episode. Robbie was never trapped, although he was strangely absent when the ghosts started levitating objects. Where was he? It does not look like he saw the lamby dance, or he would be mocking Dipper forever.
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Aoshima is a dolphin-like creature with muscles, horn honks, and four arms that constantly hurled out endless rainbow trails. You have seen it during one of Mabels Smile Dip-induced hallucinations. While riding it, Mabel shouts, "The future is in the past. Onwards, Aoshima!"
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Stan: Ah, the wedding. I've waited so long for this. Oh, look at her in that dress! Count Lionel? What's he doin' here?!
Count Lionel: I've come to reclaim my bride!
Stan: You had your chance at the cotillion, you!
Man(From TV:) You had your chance at the cotillion, you!
Stan: That's what I'm SAYING! UuuaaaAAAAGGGHHH! Uh, couldn't find the remote.
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βͺοΈ ΠΠ°ΠΏΠΎΠΌΠΈΠ½Π°Π΅ΠΌ ΡΠ°Π·Π½ΠΈΡΡ ΠΌΠ΅ΠΆΠ΄Ρ so ΠΈ such
βͺοΈ Π£ΡΠΈΠΌΡΡ ΡΠ°Π·Π»ΠΈΡΠ°ΡΡ ΠΊΠΎΠ½ΡΡΡΡΠΊΡΠΈΠΈ used to ΠΈ get used to
βͺοΈ Π Π°Π·Π±ΠΈΡΠ°Π΅ΠΌΡΡ Ρ ΠΌΠΎΠ΄Π°Π»ΡΠ½ΡΠΌΠΈ Π³Π»Π°Π³ΠΎΠ»Π°ΠΌΠΈ
ΠΠ° ΠΊΠ°Π½Π°Π»Π΅ Β«ΠΠ°ΠΏΠΎΠ½ΠΎΠ²Π° ΠΈ Π΅Π΅ Π°Π½Π³Π»ΠΈΠΉΡΠΊΠΈΠΉΒ» ΠΠ΅Π½Π° ΠΠ°ΠΏΠΎΠ½ΠΎΠ²Π° β Π°Π²ΡΠΎΡ ΠΊΡΡΡΠΎΠ² Gaponova school, ΠΏΡΠ΅ΠΏΠΎΠ΄Π°Π²Π°ΡΠ΅Π»Ρ Ρ 16-Π»Π΅ΡΠ½ΠΈΠΌ ΡΡΠ°ΠΆΠ΅ΠΌ ΠΈ ΠΎΠΏΡΡΠΎΠΌ Π² ΠΌΠ΅ΠΆΠ΄ΡΠ½Π°ΡΠΎΠ΄Π½ΡΡ
IT-ΠΊΠΎΠΌΠΏΠ°Π½ΠΈΡΡ
, ΡΠΏΠ΅ΡΠΈΠ°Π»ΠΈΡΡ ΠΏΠΎ Π°ΠΌΠ΅ΡΠΈΠΊΠ°Π½ΡΠΊΠΎΠΌΡ ΠΏΡΠΎΠΈΠ·Π½ΠΎΡΠ΅Π½ΠΈΡ β ΠΎΠ±ΡΡΡΠ½ΡΠ΅Ρ ΡΠ»ΠΎΠΆΠ½ΠΎΠ΅ Π² Π°Π½Π³Π»ΠΈΠΉΡΠΊΠΎΠΉ Π³ΡΠ°ΠΌΠΌΠ°ΡΠΈΠΊΠ΅, Π·Π½Π°ΠΊΠΎΠΌΠΈΡ Ρ ΠΈΠ½ΡΠ΅ΡΠ΅ΡΠ½ΡΠΌΠΈ Π²ΡΡΠ°ΠΆΠ΅Π½ΠΈΡΠΌΠΈ, ΡΡΠΈΡ ΠΏΡΠ°Π²ΠΈΠ»ΡΠ½ΠΎΠΌΡ ΠΏΡΠΎΠΈΠ·Π½ΠΎΡΠ΅Π½ΠΈΡ ΠΈ ΠΏΠΎΠΌΠΎΠ³Π°Π΅Ρ ΠΏΠΎΠ΄ΡΡΠΆΠΈΡΡΡΡ Ρ Π°Π½Π³Π»ΠΈΠΉΡΠΊΠΈΠΌ ΡΠ·ΡΠΊΠΎΠΌ.
ΠΠΎΠ΄ΠΏΠΈΡΡΠ²Π°ΠΉΡΠ΅ΡΡ Π½Π° ΠΊΠ°Π½Π°Π» @gaponova ΠΈ ΡΡΠΈΡΠ΅ Π°Π½Π³Π»ΠΈΠΉΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ Π² ΡΠ΄ΠΎΠ²ΠΎΠ»ΡΡΡΠ²ΠΈΠ΅!
Π Π΅ΠΊΠ»Π°ΠΌΠ°. ΠΠ ΠΠ°ΠΏΠΎΠ½ΠΎΠ²Π° ΠΠ»Π΅Π½Π° ΠΠ»Π΅ΠΊΡΠ°Π½Π΄ΡΠΎΠ²Π½Π°. ΠΠΠ 780433534267. erid: LjN8KKECy
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The phrase "scared for life" is an idiomatic expression that is often used to describe someone who has experienced a traumatic or emotionally distressing event that has had a lasting and profound impact on their mental or emotional well-being. It suggests that the person has been deeply affected by the experience and that the emotional or psychological scars from that event will endure for a long time, if not permanently.
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Wendy: Well, I'm probably scarred for life.
Dipper: Yeah, that was pretty crazy.
Wendy: I think I'm gonna go stare at a wall for a while and RETHINK EVERYTHING. Hey, next time we hang out, let's stay at the Mystery Shack. Okay?
Dipper: Next time? Yah! Let's, let's hang out at the Shack! Yeah... Next time...
Mabel: OHHHHH... What kind of sick joke is this?
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Π§ΠΈΡΠ°ΡΡ Π°Π½Π³Π»ΠΈΠΉΡΠΊΡΡ Π»ΠΈΡΠ΅ΡΠ°ΡΡΡΡ Π² ΠΎΡΠΈΠ³ΠΈΠ½Π°Π»Π΅... unreal?
π° ΠΠ° Π±ΡΠΌΠ°ΠΆΠ½ΡΠ΅ ΠΊΠ½ΠΈΠ³ΠΈ Π½Π΅Ρ Π²ΡΠ΅ΠΌΠ΅Π½ΠΈ, Π²ΠΎΡΠΏΡΠΈΠ½ΠΈΠΌΠ°ΡΡ Π΄Π»ΠΈΠ½Π½ΡΠΉ ΡΠ΅ΠΊΡΡ Π² ΡΠ΅Π»Π΅ΡΠΎΠ½Π΅ Π½Π΅ΡΠ΄ΠΎΠ±Π½ΠΎ, Π΄Π° ΠΈ Π°Π½Π³Π»ΠΈΠΉΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ Ρ ΠΌΠ΅Π½Ρ ΡΠ°ΠΊ ΡΠ΅Π±Π΅...
ΠΡΠ΅ ΡΡΠΈ ΠΏΡΠΎΠ±Π»Π΅ΠΌΡ ΡΠ΅ΡΠ΅Π½Ρ Π² Twitter of J. Austen.
Π§ΡΠ΅Π½ΠΈΠ΅ ΠΌΠΈΠ½ΠΈ ΡΡΠ°Π³ΠΌΠ΅Π½ΡΠ°ΠΌΠΈ, Ρ Π°ΡΠ΄ΠΈΠΎΠ²Π΅ΡΡΠΈΠ΅ΠΉ π§ ΠΈ ΠΏΠ΅ΡΠ΅Π²ΠΎΠ΄ΠΎΠΌ Π½Π° ΡΡΡΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ. ΠΠ»Π΅Π½ΠΈΡΠ΅Π»ΡΠ½Π°Ρ Π°ΡΠΌΠΎΡΡΠ΅ΡΠ° ΡΠΎΠΉ ΡΠ°ΠΌΠΎΠΉ ΠΠ΅Π»ΠΈΠΊΠΎΠ±ΡΠΈΡΠ°Π½ΠΈΠΈ ππ©, Π°Π½Π³Π»ΠΈΠΉΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ ΡΠΌΠΎΡ as it is. Π ΠΌΠ΅ΡΡΠΎ, Π² ΠΏΠ°ΡΠΊΠ΅, 5 ΠΌΠΈΠ½ΡΡ ΠΏΠ΅ΡΠ΅Π΄ ΡΠ½ΠΎΠΌ.
Π£ΡΠΎΠ²Π΅Π½Ρ ΡΠ·ΡΠΊΠ° ΡΠ°ΡΡΠ΅Ρ ΡΠ°ΠΌ ΡΠΎΠ±ΠΎΠΉ.
Let's Make Reading Great Again!
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Dipper: Well I don't think you have to worry about us coming back, so...
Mabel Ugghh... I'm never gonna eat or do anything ever again.
Dipper Hey!: There's still some left!
Mabel: EVIL!
Lee: What-what happened after everything went crazy?
Wendy: You are not going to believe it! The ghosts appeared, and Dipper had to...Uh, and uh, Dipper just grabbed a bat, and just started beating ghosts down, left and right, and the ghost got all scared, and ran away like a couple of little girls, it was insane!
Nate: Alright! Dr. Funtimes!
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ΠΡΡΠ·ΡΡ, ΠΏΠΎΡΠ²ΠΈΠ»ΡΡ Π±ΠΎΡ Π΄Π»Ρ ΡΡΡΠ΅ΠΊΡΠΈΠ²Π½ΠΎΠ³ΠΎ ΠΈΠ·ΡΡΠ΅Π½ΠΈΡ Π°Π½Π³Π»ΠΈΠΉΡΠΊΠΎΠ³ΠΎ ΠΌΠ΅ΡΠΎΠ΄ΠΎΠΌ ΠΌΠ΅ΠΌΠΎΡΠ°ΠΉΠ·ΠΈΠ½Π³Π°!
ΠΠ°ΠΏΠΎΠΌΠΈΠ½Π°ΠΉΡΠ΅ ΡΠ»ΠΎΠ²Π° ΠΈ ΡΡΠ°Π·Ρ, ΡΡΠ΅Π½ΠΈΡΡΠΉΡΠ΅ Π³ΡΠ°ΠΌΠΌΠ°ΡΠΈΠΊΡ, Π²ΠΎΡΠΏΡΠΈΡΡΠΈΠ΅ ΡΠ»ΠΎΠ² Π½Π° ΡΠ»ΡΡ
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ΠΠ΅Π΄Π°Π²Π½ΠΎ ΠΏΠΎΡΠ²ΠΈΠ»ΠΈΡΡ Π²ΠΎΠ·ΠΌΠΎΠΆΠ½ΠΎΡΡΡ ΡΠ°ΠΊΠΆΠ΅ ΠΈΠ·ΡΡΠ°ΡΡ ΠΏΡΠ°Π²ΠΈΠ»Π°! ΠΡΠΈΡΠΎΠ΅Π΄ΠΈΠ½ΡΠΉΡΠ΅ΡΡ!
ΠΠ°ΠΆΠΌΠΈΡΠ΅ ΡΡΠ΄Π°, ΡΡΠΎΠ±Ρ ΠΎΡΠΊΡΡΡΡ!
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Pa: Do you know any funny little dances?
Dipper: Uh... is there anything else I can do?
Pa: NOOOO!
Dipper: OKAY OKAY OKAY! Um... Well, I do know... the Lamby Lamby Dance. Bu-but I can't really do it, without a lamb costume! Oh, well... there it is. Wellll⦠Who wants a Lamby lamby lamby? I do! I do! So go up and greet your Mammy mammy mammy! Hi there! Hi there! So march march march around the daisies...
Pa: Yes, Yes! More! MORE!
Dipper: Don't don't don't you forget about the babies!
Pa: That was so fine, girly dancin' boy! Your friends are free.
