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Anthropic researcher says more than 10% chance AI "could kill all humans"
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ai-kill-humans-anthropic-researcher-more-than-ten-percent-chance/
https://redd.it/1wc3zqw
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Tampa OnlyFans star sentenced to prison for not paying $1.5 million in taxes
https://www.mysuncoast.com/2026/08/20/onlyfans-star-sentenced-prison-not-paying-15-million-taxes/
https://redd.it/1wc235b
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United announces low altitude flyover in Denver as 9/11 memorial.
https://www.9news.com/article/news/local/denver-warns-public-911-flyover-passenger-plane-escorted-by-fighter-jets/73-2fadacc3-82ee-4e95-a826-0845c23a07b3
https://redd.it/1wbzipz
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Google mapped a fly's nervous system and developers are using it to play Doom
https://www.techspot.com/news/113780-google-mapped-fly-nervous-system-developers-using-play.html
https://redd.it/1wbsjiq
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The Investor Who’s Convinced That Pokémon Cards Will Be Currency After an Apocalypse
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/business-news/trading-cards-growth-pokemon-apocalypse-peter-levin-chat-1236689864/
https://redd.it/1wbuukx
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Teen arrested in West Indian Day Parade shooting was out on bail for separate shooting
https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/teen-arrested-west-indian-day-parade-shooting-bail/6545084/
https://redd.it/1wbqw5w
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US banning dairy products, most alcoholic beverages and motorcycles from Canada
https://www.kgns.tv/2026/09/08/us-banning-dairy-products-most-alcoholic-beverages-motorcycles-canada/
https://redd.it/1wbpwtn
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Man told ChatGPT he was feeling delusional. ChatGPT insisted he was Jesus.
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/09/man-told-chatgpt-he-was-feeling-delusional-chatgpt-insisted-he-was-jesus/
https://redd.it/1wbpjvx
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Nigerian Influencer Nicknamed 'Tiny' Dies After Penis Enlargement Surgery Goes Wrong, Gets Buried in $745,000 Gold Coffin
https://www.fashiontimes.co.uk/hidden-risks-cosmetic-procedures-men-1763651
https://redd.it/1wbolez
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AFP Western Command says MILF communities not 'off limit' to army PNP
https://tribune.net.ph/2026/09/08/afp-western-command-says-milf-communities-not-off-limit-to-army-pnp
https://redd.it/1wbl05a
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Dogged by pantless claims, Mooresville mayor says he will retire on Sept. 30
https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/lake-norman/article317167747.html
https://redd.it/1wbljby
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Flock worker calls police on InvestigateTV reporter filming public camera installation
https://www.investigatetv.com/2026/09/08/flock-worker-calls-police-investigatetv-reporter-filming-public-camera-installation/
https://redd.it/1wbjok2
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Protestors confuse Pakistan cricket team for migrants
https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/politics/protestors-immigration-portsmouth-hotel-rnli-pakistan-8998229
https://redd.it/1wbi8v9
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Coinbase's Brian Armstrong says philanthropy is 'net negative' on world
https://www.billionaires.africa/2026/09/08/coinbases-billionaire-founder-brian-armstrong-says-philanthropy-is-net-negative/
https://redd.it/1wbesyj
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Would rather die than be called a coward, says judge who gave 23 death sentences
https://www.thehindu.com/news/national/uttar-pradesh/would-rather-die-than-be-called-a-coward-says-judge-who-gave-23-death-sentences/article71443092.ece
https://redd.it/1wbbp37
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Lubbock will receive 140k eggs from Attorney General Ken Paxton
https://www.everythinglubbock.com/news/lubbock-will-receive-140k-eggs-from-attorney-general-ken-paxton/
https://redd.it/1wb77c3
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Canada 'will NEVER be the 51st state. Sorry!': B.C. premier unveils new border welcome signs
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/david-eby-counter-tariffs-9.7336195
https://redd.it/1wb3o7v
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Eiffel Tower closed in row over women removed for Hindu group
https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/article/eiffel-tower-closed-in-row-over-women-removed-for-hindu-group/
https://redd.it/1wb2n8m
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Artificial knee implants allegedly stolen from cremation ground in Indian Village
https://www.tribuneindia.com/news/punjab/artificial-knee-implants-allegedly-stolen-from-cremation-ground-in-bathinda/
https://redd.it/1waxpqz
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The Trick To Stop Speeding Drivers Is Actually More Green Lights
https://www.thedrive.com/news/traffic-experts-are-tricking-drivers-into-slowing-down-with-more-green-lights
https://redd.it/1waw6cs
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