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Protestors confuse Pakistan cricket team for migrants
https://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/politics/protestors-immigration-portsmouth-hotel-rnli-pakistan-8998229
https://redd.it/1wbi8v9
@r_nottheonion
| 2 | Coinbase's Brian Armstrong says philanthropy is 'net negative' on world
https://www.billionaires.africa/2026/09/08/coinbases-billionaire-founder-brian-armstrong-says-philanthropy-is-net-negative/
https://redd.it/1wbesyj
@r_nottheonion | 12 |
| 3 | Would rather die than be called a coward, says judge who gave 23 death sentences
https://www.thehindu.com/news/national/uttar-pradesh/would-rather-die-than-be-called-a-coward-says-judge-who-gave-23-death-sentences/article71443092.ece
https://redd.it/1wbbp37
@r_nottheonion | 19 |
| 4 | Lubbock will receive 140k eggs from Attorney General Ken Paxton
https://www.everythinglubbock.com/news/lubbock-will-receive-140k-eggs-from-attorney-general-ken-paxton/
https://redd.it/1wb77c3
@r_nottheonion | 26 |
| 5 | Canada 'will NEVER be the 51st state. Sorry!': B.C. premier unveils new border welcome signs
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/david-eby-counter-tariffs-9.7336195
https://redd.it/1wb3o7v
@r_nottheonion | 28 |
| 6 | Eiffel Tower closed in row over women removed for Hindu group
https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/article/eiffel-tower-closed-in-row-over-women-removed-for-hindu-group/
https://redd.it/1wb2n8m
@r_nottheonion | 30 |
| 7 | Artificial knee implants allegedly stolen from cremation ground in Indian Village
https://www.tribuneindia.com/news/punjab/artificial-knee-implants-allegedly-stolen-from-cremation-ground-in-bathinda/
https://redd.it/1waxpqz
@r_nottheonion | 37 |
| 8 | The Trick To Stop Speeding Drivers Is Actually More Green Lights
https://www.thedrive.com/news/traffic-experts-are-tricking-drivers-into-slowing-down-with-more-green-lights
https://redd.it/1waw6cs
@r_nottheonion | 39 |
| 9 | Tennessee Pastor Blames Fight Against Antisemitism for 2019 Synagogue Attack
https://www.confrontthehate.com/p/tennessee-pastor-blames-fight-against
https://redd.it/1warpih
@r_nottheonion | 36 |
| 10 | Alberta separatist leader Rath faces $109M debt claim from US investors
https://globalnews.ca/news/12049115/alberta-separatist-leader-rath-faces-109m-debt-claim-from-us-investors/
https://redd.it/1warqb1
@r_nottheonion | 36 |
| 11 | FBI Investigates Massive Breach of 153 Million IDs, Including Pete Hegseth’s Driver’s Licence
https://www.techtimes.co.uk/fbi-investigates-data-breach-153-million-drivers-licences-1808607
https://redd.it/1waqb1l
@r_nottheonion | 38 |
| 12 | Robots take to Warsaw streets to protest rampant AI
https://www.straitstimes.com/world/europe/robots-take-to-warsaw-streets-to-protest-rampant-ai
https://redd.it/1wam6cc
@r_nottheonion | 45 |
| 13 | Oklahoma prison inmates operated political, insurance calls centers behind bars
https://oklahomavoice.com/2026/08/30/oklahoma-prison-inmates-operated-political-insurance-calls-centers-behind-bars/
https://redd.it/1wamxt5
@r_nottheonion | 47 |
| 14 | US police fear covert recording with Meta glasses
https://ua.news/en/world/politsiia-ssha-poboiuietsia-prikhovanogo-zapisu-okuliarami-meta
https://redd.it/1waljf2
@r_nottheonion | 46 |
| 15 | Eiffel Tower closed in row over women removed for Hindu group
https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/article/eiffel-tower-closed-in-row-over-women-removed-for-hindu-group/
https://redd.it/1waj02y
@r_nottheonion | 43 |
| 16 | No constitutional right to clean water, federal court finds
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2026/09/07/court-constitution-right-clean-water/91649488007/
https://redd.it/1waegcl
@r_nottheonion | 42 |
| 17 | Kentucky man with a meat allergy was craving a burger. So he got into ostrich farming
https://abcnews.com/US/wireStory/kentucky-man-meat-allergy-craving-burger-ostrich-farming-136237552
https://redd.it/1wadn7r
@r_nottheonion | 42 |
| 18 | 5th Circuit: No Constitutional Right to Clean Water or Truthful Officials
https://thenewamerican.com/us/5th-circuit-no-constitutional-right-to-clean-water-or-truthful-officials/
https://redd.it/1wa9l5c
@r_nottheonion | 42 |
| 19 | Netflix’s Ted Sarandos Receives France’s Legion of Honor Award
https://news.bloombergtax.com/financial-accounting/netflixs-ted-sarandos-receives-frances-legion-of-honor-award
https://redd.it/1wa3vpt
@r_nottheonion | 36 |
| 20 | Mock Republican convention website tops Google, redirects to Epstein files
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/9/4/mock-republican-convention-website-redirects-users-to-epstein-files
https://redd.it/1wa69u7
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