yopta kittens

is the (c) for cock or copyright? (c)

why don’t you give me the entire thing? it’s short enough (c)

WOOOOW, that’s a huge… (c)

why don’t we do the next exercise while marina is struggling? (c)

Кто из вас мудил удалил мой пост во второй раз??

if Russia’s a mess, then i’m used to living in this mess (C)

короче мне надо какие-то суицидальные мемы кидать, я все перевожу (С)

Я в некоторых моментах орал как собака дырявая (C)

– im not by any means ready but let’s go

– yeah that’s how you know you’re above the grammar – yeah, you CHOOSE to use the grammar (c)

im not writing no erotic shit at 5pm on a sunday afternoon (c)

че они все виснут как мой комп из 2005 (c) о кандидатах в преподы

if you consider yourself not a physical entity but a conglomerate,.. (c)

every time you end our classes you sound like a YouTuber doing an outro (c)

1: I have a question. what does blowing mean in this exercise? me: blowing? 2: he meant bowling! 1: OOOHHH! I read that wrong me: just so you know, blowing someone means sucking someone's dick 1: OHMYGOD later... 2: hey 1, would you like to go bowling? 1: sure, I love big balls!

Я нормальный

– i have the most feeble excuse. i need to do the dishes. – sounds like the dishes did you

– is anyone coming to… what is this shit called?