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you are not a certified teacher if you haven’t wept during your own class (c)

говножуп (С)

когда уже можно будет работать как нормальный человек, не по 70 часов в неделю? (С)

-я люблю и собесить, и быть собешеной (с)

- разговор о хобби - ich mag liegen (с)

Kloß im Hals - туалет в горле (с)

мое бухать – это выпить бутылку пива и лечь спать

блять даша (с)

– я чувствую что я что-то упускаю (с)

abbiamo parlato con molte donne italiane (c)

[pt. 2] me: it's not food, but you can swallow it, and it's liquid... 3: national ✨cum✨ day? me: guys I'm hinting that it's a drink...

– i went on a pilgrimage for pussy (c)

me: can you guys guess what national day it is? it's related to food! 1: pizza? me: no, well, uh... it's not something you EAT, but you put it in your mouth 2: national ✨ dick ✨ day? me: NO

– sheepskin vibes (c)

*doing a "what coffee are you" test* me: I got mocha [mow-kuh]! what did you guys get? literally everyone in the group: why the fuck did I get МОЧААААА

have you ever felt your brain hurt when you get concussed? no? y'all are missing out (c)

– ты бухаешь? – а кто нет?

a pile of men just laying on each other, and i'm like okay (c)