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A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language. Website: xkcd.com Brought you with love, by @ravaz & @Manuel15

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✒️Treasure Chests [earlier] "Your vintage-style handmade chest business is struggling. But I have a plan." https://xkcd.com/2
✒️Treasure Chests [earlier] "Your vintage-style handmade chest business is struggling. But I have a plan." https://xkcd.com/2895 🔗 @xkcdcomics

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✒️Research Account Focus of your research: EXTREME PETTINESS AND UNWILLINGNESS TO LET ANYTHING GO https://xkcd.com/2894 🔗 @x
✒️Research Account Focus of your research: EXTREME PETTINESS AND UNWILLINGNESS TO LET ANYTHING GO https://xkcd.com/2894 🔗 @xkcdcomics
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✒️Sphere Tastiness Baseballs do present a challenge to this theory, but I'm convinced we just haven't found the right seasoni
✒️Sphere Tastiness Baseballs do present a challenge to this theory, but I'm convinced we just haven't found the right seasoning. https://xkcd.com/2893 🔗 @xkcdcomics
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✒️Banana Prices It's a linear extrapolation, Michael. How big could the error be? 10%? https://xkcd.com/2892 🔗 @xkcdcomics
✒️Banana Prices It's a linear extrapolation, Michael. How big could the error be? 10%? https://xkcd.com/2892 🔗 @xkcdcomics
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✒️Log Cabin I'm sure the building inspectors will approve my design once they finally manage to escape. https://xkcd.com/2891
✒️Log Cabin I'm sure the building inspectors will approve my design once they finally manage to escape. https://xkcd.com/2891 🔗 @xkcdcomics
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✒️Relationship Advice Good to be a little wary of advice that sounds too much like a self pep talk. https://xkcd.com/2890 🔗
✒️Relationship Advice Good to be a little wary of advice that sounds too much like a self pep talk. https://xkcd.com/2890 🔗 @xkcdcomics
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✒️Greenhouse Effect Once he had the answer, Arrhenius complained to his friends that he'd "wasted over a full year" doing ted
✒️Greenhouse Effect Once he had the answer, Arrhenius complained to his friends that he'd "wasted over a full year" doing tedious calculations by hand about "so trifling a matter" as hypothetical CO2 concentrations in far-off eras (quoted in Crawford, 1997). https://xkcd.com/2889 🔗 @xkcdcomics
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✒️US Survey Foot Subway refuses to answer my questions about whether it's an International Footlong or a US Survey Footlong.
✒️US Survey Foot Subway refuses to answer my questions about whether it's an International Footlong or a US Survey Footlong. A milligram of sandwich is at stake! https://xkcd.com/2888 🔗 @xkcdcomics
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✒️Minnesota In addition to 'squishy', after reviewing my submitted intraplate ground motion data, the National Geodetic Surve
✒️Minnesota In addition to 'squishy', after reviewing my submitted intraplate ground motion data, the National Geodetic Survey has politely asked me to stop using the word 'supple' so often when describing Midwestern states. https://xkcd.com/2887 🔗 @xkcdcomics
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✒️Fast Radio Bursts Dr. Petroff has also shown that the Higgs boson signal was actually sparks from someone microwaving grape
✒️Fast Radio Bursts Dr. Petroff has also shown that the Higgs boson signal was actually sparks from someone microwaving grapes, the EHT black hole photo was a frozen bagel someone left in too long, and the LIGO detection was just someone slamming the microwave door too hard. https://xkcd.com/2886 🔗 @xkcdcomics
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✒️Spelling Any time I misspell a word it's just because I have too much integrity to copy answers from the dictionary. https:
✒️Spelling Any time I misspell a word it's just because I have too much integrity to copy answers from the dictionary. https://xkcd.com/2885 🔗 @xkcdcomics
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✒️Log Alignment A video can have a log scale that's misaligned with both the time AND space axes. https://xkcd.com/2884 🔗 @x
✒️Log Alignment A video can have a log scale that's misaligned with both the time AND space axes. https://xkcd.com/2884 🔗 @xkcdcomics
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✒️Astronaut Guests They didn't bring us a gift, but considering the kinetic energy of a bottle of wine at orbital speed, that
✒️Astronaut Guests They didn't bring us a gift, but considering the kinetic energy of a bottle of wine at orbital speed, that's probably for the best. https://xkcd.com/2883 🔗 @xkcdcomics
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✒️Net Rotations For decades I've been working off the accumulated rotation from one long afternoon on a merry-go-round when I
✒️Net Rotations For decades I've been working off the accumulated rotation from one long afternoon on a merry-go-round when I was eight. https://xkcd.com/2882 🔗 @xkcdcomics
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✒️Bug Thread After some account issues, we've added 6 new people from the beach house rental website support forum. https://x
✒️Bug Thread After some account issues, we've added 6 new people from the beach house rental website support forum. https://xkcd.com/2881 🔗 @xkcdcomics
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✒️Sheet Bend A left-handed sheet bend creates a much weaker connection, especially under moderate loads. https://xkcd.com/288
✒️Sheet Bend A left-handed sheet bend creates a much weaker connection, especially under moderate loads. https://xkcd.com/2880 🔗 @xkcdcomics
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✒️Like This One A lot of sentences undergo startling shifts in mood if you add 'like this one' to the end, but high on the li
✒️Like This One A lot of sentences undergo startling shifts in mood if you add 'like this one' to the end, but high on the list is 'I'm a neurologist studying dreams.' https://xkcd.com/2879 🔗 @xkcdcomics
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✒️Supernova They're a little cagey about exactly where the crossover point lies relative to the likelihood of devastating eff
✒️Supernova They're a little cagey about exactly where the crossover point lies relative to the likelihood of devastating effects on the planet. https://xkcd.com/2878 🔗 @xkcdcomics
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✒️Fever Hypothermia of below 98.6 K should be treated by leaving the giant molecular cloud and moving to the vicinity of a st
✒️Fever Hypothermia of below 98.6 K should be treated by leaving the giant molecular cloud and moving to the vicinity of a star. https://xkcd.com/2877 🔗 @xkcdcomics
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✒️Range Safety The Range Mischief Officer has modified the trajectory to add a single random spin somewhere in the flight, bu
✒️Range Safety The Range Mischief Officer has modified the trajectory to add a single random spin somewhere in the flight, but won't tell us where. https://xkcd.com/2876 🔗 @xkcdcomics
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