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England having a normal one. Totally not a collapsing country

Dis nigga just stole my earnestly stolen content wholesale!

I liquidated my entire 401K yesterday morning. The financial advisor on the phone begged me to reconsider. He used words like tax penalty and catastrophic compound interest loss. I told him fiat currency is a collective hallucination. I took the $85K and drove straight to a commercial restaurant supply warehouse. I bought exactly 12,000 pounds of iodized table salt. It took 4 trips in a rented moving truck to transport it to my basement. Historically, salt was used to pay Roman soldiers. When the central banking system collapses next Tuesday, I'll be the wealthiest warlord in the tri-state area. My basement is currently a massive, white, moisture-absorbing desert. I have to wear protective eyewear just to do laundry. My neighbor asked why I was carrying 50-pound bags of sodium into my house for 9 straight hours. I told him I'm curing meats. I'm not curing meats. I'm hoarding the currency of the apocalypse. He'll be begging me for seasoning by November.

The Shinner Boomerwaffen protesting for the right of Africans to stab their own countrymen is so wild im harping on the theme just to process it

The French will be damned if they get outgrossed by the IRA

Can we name it IRA?

Im crowdsourcing a better acronym for the IRA. Bonus points If it includes homosexuality

Its bad enough to see this all White crowd reenacting the "we're so sorry" racial campaign. Then you realize the people in frame probably has around 2-300 kills between them. And theyre standing there weeping for the poor blacks who feel weawwy scawed because of consequences after THEY TRIED TO BEHEAD A GUY Disgusting doesnt even fucking cover it

Just give em all shares in spaceX lol

You gotta love Northern Ireland, its always a few years behind the curve. Michelle O'Neill is following the old script of pretending the heinous beheading attack didn't happen and instead visiting the blacks and browns and DARVOing like the locals are to blame. She doesnt realize how badly shes lost the room

Most trading firms demolished its traditional protections for small investors to make sure all the lil goyim got to bail out Elon Musk.

Cant even use a p/e ratio because the company is running at a $5 billion loss lmfao

Trading at a humble 322x Ebitda, but the markets are rational amirite

No refunds

Big crash next week

🇺🇸 SpaceX becomes the 7th most valuable public company in the world Elon Musk has officially become a trillionaire. @CIG_telegram

There will be no deal

— Most of all, I’m worried about the effects of a bad deal on the Islamic Republic’s core supporter base. It risks alienating those who spent 100+ nights on the streets in support of their government and their leader. I have much more to say, but all we can do now is wait to see if there will really be a deal, and what exactly are the terms. Although, in my opinion the terms are irrelevant because America will violate them no matter what. @Middle_East_Spectator